What super funny jokes do you collect?

1 a family went to buy a refrigerator, and I took a fancy to a 5,-yuan one. My son likes a 6,-yuan one. Would you like to ask his wife to buy one? My wife decided to buy a model of 36 yuan. My son and I asked why we bought such a cheap one. The wife smiled and said to buy cosmetics for the rest of the money! Women are made of water. When a woman is young, water is in her skin, so she has tender skin. When a woman is an adult, water is in her stomach, so she has a waist like a bucket; When a woman is old, water is in her brain, so she has menopause, which is the water used to change her brain. The water she exchanges is as smelly as her temper! Three people have been taking exams all their lives. Take the teacher's exam when you are studying, your mother-in-law's exam when you get married, your Commission for Discipline Inspection when you are an official, and your mistress's exam when you cheat. ...