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Charles IX.

1. This talking puppy is called Charles IX. It is a magical puppy with noble pedigree and superior wisdom. In addition, it is recognized by friends as the leader of the adventure team!

2. In summer, poisonous sunshine scorches plants. Cicadas in the trees are tirelessly chirping.

4. What you waste today is the tomorrow that the people who died yesterday desperately want; What you hate now is the future you can't go back to. Seize these seven letters, go round and round, cherish every day, and you will have a life without regrets forever!

5.Wing is still immersed in sadness. Seeing this scene, he couldn't help joking: Come on, I'm just not convinced! Why should you four useless children be our successors? What a fool! Why are you crying? There is nothing to cry about!

6, accompanied by the cold is a sudden sound, colder than the evil wind, has been frozen to his heart.

7. They quickly walked to the entrance of the fourth tunnel, which was quiet and dark. After only a few steps, a large group of things were thrown out.

8. Why not me? If it wasn't for me, would you have escaped safely? My name is Wing, and I've been investigating the secrets of 44 Chinatown. I didn't expect to meet you in prison It's pathetic to see you in such a mess, so I'll be merciful and help you out.

9. No amount of lies can destroy true friendship, and no amount of hard evidence can cover up a spoiled heart!

10, Wing smiled disapprovingly and said: What you said is not unreasonable! After all, Windsor has been dead for three years. He was an evil bad boy before his death. He gave me this letter when he died, hoping that I would go to hell with him as soon as possible!

1 1, courage can sweep away all the haze of fear!

12, ok, I'll go alone! Anyway, I don't want to bring a group of cowards around, it will only cause trouble!

13, Detective Toto, you really like me as a bad boy!

Man's belief in truth is just like that of a devout religious person in God. Once shaken, it means losing the chance to win! We must stick to it.

15, what magic weapon should be used to make the deformed dog show its true colors!

16, I hope that the rapid development of science and technology will not blind the original intention of human beings to pursue good wishes, and don't forget the awe of life!

17, Arthur's old manor is as grand and mysterious as the name of his master, the Atlantic Ship King.

18, a huge wooden building suddenly appeared in front of them-from the outside, it looked like an abandoned railway station in the 1920s and 1930s! However, the buildings in front of us are crumbling, which makes people suspect that they will collapse if they are slightly heavier; There is no light in the broken glass, and the door is covered with weeds, which seems to have been abandoned for a long time.

19, what you waste today is the tomorrow that the people who died yesterday desperately want: what you hate today is the beautiful past that you can never go back to.

20. You wrote three blood words with unknown meanings on the axis. SHD· Tang Xiao, who knows if you want us to go to the dormitory or stay away from it? No wonder you failed in Chinese class!

2 1. Eyes are God's best gift to us. We should learn to observe everything with the naked eye and see the essence of everything with our eyes. If we travel with the naked eye and take a vacation with the mind, then we will be confused by everything in the world.

22. Only sharp eyes can see through the truth under falsehood!

23. I hope you abandon me, so I won't be dragged down by four silly children!

24. Eyes are God's best gift to us. We should learn to observe, observe the world with the naked eye and see the essence of everything with our eyes.

25. Many people secretly sigh in their hearts: What magic weapon should be used to make the deformed dog show its true colors?

26, hum, only an idiot like you will die of such a humiliating reason!

27. Please, I'm just not convinced! Why should you four useless children be our successors? What a fool! Why are you crying? There is nothing to cry about!

28. What you said is not unreasonable! After all, Windsor has been dead for three years. He was an evil bad boy before his death. He gave me this letter when he died, hoping that I would go to hell with him as soon as possible!

29. Timidity is not a weakness. Only by facing up to what we are afraid of can we become the driving force for our progress!

30. What's the matter, tiger shark? Do you miss wearing big red flowers? Do you want me to pick one for you at the scene?

3 1, Charlie adjusted his bow tie: You are recognized as puzzle solvers by the World Adventure Association, so decide for yourself!

Adventure varies from person to person. Some people will try their best to escape, while others will face it bravely.

33. Timidity is not a weakness. Only by facing up to what we are afraid of can we become the driving force for our progress!

34. A sallow old face appeared in front of everyone. The wrinkles as dense as cracked old bark don't buy the whole face, and a pair of slit-like eyes suddenly open round and roll around, full of bloodshot eyes, almost bursting out of their eyes, just like the old witch in fairy tales!

35. Hum, only an idiot like you would die of such a humiliating cause! Wing suddenly turned pale and looked much thinner than before, but he was as energetic as everyone else.

36. I have no time to argue with children.

37.Wing piled up a half-genuine smile on his face and hugged too many shoulders with one hand: Detective, you really hit it off with a bad teenager like me!

"Dragon" Bian Xiao Zhang Xiaohan Bian Xiao Li Shang Longbianxiao Charles Munger Classic Quotations

1. Don't wrestle with a pig, because you will get dirty all over, while the other person enjoys it.

2. For us, investing means going out to bet on horses. We are looking for a horse with a 50-50 chance and odds of 3 to 1. What you are looking for is a bet with wrong odds. You must have enough knowledge to know whether the odds of gambling are wrong. This is value investment.

3. For complex adaptive system and human brain, if we adopt reverse thinking, the problem will often become easier to solve.

Complex bureaucratic procedures are not the best system in a civilized society. A better system is a seamless and non-bureaucratic trust network. There are not many strange programs. Only a group of reliable people have correct trust in each other.

Another truth that I think is very important is that maximizing inequality can usually achieve miraculous results.

6. You must hang your experience on a frame composed of many thinking modes in your mind.

7. You must master a lot of knowledge, and let them form a thinking frame in your mind, which will be used automatically in the following days.

What you need is not a lot of action, but a lot of patience. You must stick to your principles, and when the opportunity comes, you will try your best to seize it.

9. Human society can only develop if it invents the invented method. In the same way, you can make progress only if you learn the methods of learning.

10. If you mix raisins with dung, they will all become dung.

1 1. If you see the world clearly, you will be humorous because of its absurdity.

12. If you want to convince others, you should resort to interests, not appeal to reason.

13. If you want to be smart, you should keep asking: Why, why, why?

14. Unless I can refute my position better than my opponent, I don't think I am qualified to have an opinion. I feel that only at this level can I express my opinion.

15. I usually do what I want. If someone doesn't like my style, just do it. I don't need everyone to like me.

16. The surest way to get what you want is to make it worth having.

17. The surest way to get something is to make yourself worthy of it.

18. In my long life, nothing can help me more than continuous learning.

19. Only when human beings invented the invented method can human society develop rapidly.

Valentine's day, antique mood, say, not afraid of narrow escape, it depends on your tenth.

1. Watch the ebb and flow of the tide under the Queqiao Bridge, red candles dyed with silk rain in autumn, plucked a few drops of night, wiped away the parting, and the blue sky on Tanabata was full of beauty.

2. In January of that year, I looked back twice, missed you for three days, loved you for four seasons, missed you for five volts, flew six books, invited you to Tanabata, decided to gossip, and was not afraid of nine deaths, according to your ten points.

3. Nanshan flowers are full of shallow auditory hallucinations and beautiful landscapes. The broken bridge is endowed with red snow on Tanabata, and the rain is slightly painful.

4. Don't cover the wind with catkins, but you can't dream of lovesickness. New wood can be cut in two years, and the soft leaves are light and even. In the third spring, flowers hate late, and tears secretly flow until dawn. Flowers bloom in April and leaves are unbeaten. I have good wine to go with it. The five lakes are full of smoke and waves, and whoever sends a passenger ship is welcome. Six times, I rolled my flute and sighed, and reopened the banquet to entertain Wang Sun. Tanabata, the meaning of the song is late, and the style of painting is warm. Eight clouds return to the light, who sings softly at midnight. After kuya, I was drunk and cold, and I came home in the breeze. Ten nights at dawn, the moon sinks and hides, and the calm wind is silent.

My little girl doesn't know her son's preferences, so she dares to do this Qixi ceremony herself. I wonder if my son will accept it.

Tanabata aesthetic sentence

6. Choose a city to die and meet a bald man. Hold the curtain and dream, I will be beautiful. In a word, never say goodbye, say a dream and sleep. I have devoted my life to imprisoning you. Choose a person to love deeply and wait for a person to die. Be infatuated with a person, and you will be prosperous all your life. If you break a string, you will sing a song to tell others. I gave up everything and spent the day together.

7. The cicada is cool, and the red makeup reflects the mirror at night. Yu He was separated from the businessman, and the lingering husband and wife were divided into two factions. The sky is far away, leaving sorrow is hard to break, and the heart is sad. This is a beautiful moon and a good time to whisper. There is no way back to the long-term hatred of the magpie bridge, and endless lovesickness is heartbroken, which adds to the melancholy. My hair is long and my feelings are long. How can I bear to leave? Silent at each other, tears flow thousands of miles.

8. Nanshan flowers are full of shallow auditory hallucinations and beautiful landscapes. The broken bridge is endowed with red snow on Tanabata, and the rain is slightly painful.

9. Looking back at the two eyes we met in one day, I marveled at the lovesickness in three or four years. Six-awake Tanabata provoked a sleepless night at 10 o'clock in August and September.

10. After a farewell, the two places separated, only saying that it was three or four days, but it seemed like five or six years. On Tanabata, Hongyan broke the letter, and the eight-line brocade book could not be passed down. There is nothing to complain about in the nine-piece ileum, and the ten-string harp cannot be played. By all means, by all means, who will solve it?

65438+ Holding your hand and playing with the Weaver Cowherd, you and I are like a pair of mandarin ducks. fly with me passed by Chang 'e's side. Warm imagination, you come to marry me and step into the wedding hall, and your heart is full of bright sunshine.

Valentine's day classic sentences

12. Looking at the Milky Way from afar, the heart is opposite, overlooking the bleak world.

13. Tonight, Chinese Valentine's Day, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl on the Magpie Bridge, fly with me. Tonight in Chinese Valentine's Day, Chang 'e in Jiugong misses her, and Yuli is lonely. In Chinese Valentine's Day tonight, all seven fairies are wearing beautiful summer dresses and red makeup. Tonight in Chinese Valentine's Day, the red line in the hands of the moon is thousands of miles, and this life is tight.

14.。 Chinese Valentine's Day, it's not easy for you and me to get together again tonight.

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16. A prosperous life with a beautiful pen; Clothes and feathers once moved to Beijing, holding hands and complaining deeply; Fishing drums, hate life before Ma Yupo; I still remember that on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, I was born three times, but on this night I rang the bell and made a heartbreaking sound. A faint plum soul, a wisp of dust with water, exhausted by shock, who listens to Yu Di; Buddha bone sandalwood, affectionate explanation to comfort piety, Luoyangchun warm wine to pour, time flows for a while, and sorrow adds tears for a while.

17. Tanabata Qiao Qi, He Xi; For thousands of years, I have no regrets.

18. Tanabata, early autumn, a night of white dew, wind blowing water cool. Rain can't dissolve tears, wind can't feel warmth, and people are lonely and hollowed out. I'm homesick, too. I'm afraid of getting drunk Tianqiao, people's Tanabata, you don't spend it together. Today in the coming year, the cowherd and weaver girl in the sky, the mandarin duck and swan in the water, and the connection between the land, I will never give up and go to Tanabata hand in hand.

In this life, who lives and dies with me for nine days and ten places depends on love poems.

( 1)

In this life, no one can live without my hair and white hair. A love that consumes everything has no other end.

Who will lie drunk and enjoy the morning light with me in this life? Mountains and rivers blow Yu Di, and the wind and rain are the same.

In this life, who will break the bridge in Jiangnan with me, set off ripples in Saibei, ride a horse in the snow and kill loneliness.

In this life, who will sing with me, play the piano together, pump the stream together, plant peaches and pears together in the courtyard garden, and compare with Yuanyang together.

In this life, who am I leaning against the window and railing to read classics, dancing in pavilions and sending notes and poems?

In this life, who will play chess with me in the dead of night, hug each other by the bed and listen to the sound of raindrops, and not play in the fleeting time?

In this life, who will marry me in ten miles of red makeup, dragons and phoenixes, and the autumn moon in the lake?

In this life, who will accompany me in the bustling world, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and I will never leave.

In this life, whoever is weak with me is not confused, and the vicissitudes of life are invincible.

In this life, no one can replace anyone who has lived with me for nine days and ten places.

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In this life, I will give you a drunken beauty, rich and poor hand in hand, tender as water.

In this life, I will give you the water cloud sword of spring flowers, pink, willow leaves and green leaves, and count the petals.

In this life, I will give you clear water, lotus pond fishing rod, small bridge smoke and wet green fir, and your eyes will flow.

I will give you a graceful dance in this life. Walking on Maple Leaf Mountain, Yu Di beating bamboo boats, the picture is refined.

In this life, I will give you a silver makeup curtain and hold a cold and affectionate flame under the moon.

In this life, I will give you a ten-mile-long pavilion, lyre playing, mountains and mountains laughing and climbing, lakes and mountains.

In this life, I will give you a brocade screen with a pillow to sleep with.

In this life, I will give you the right to pick chrysanthemums and give up your power. I only envy Yuanyang, but I don't envy fairy, and this feeling will not change.

In this life, I will give you a pious figure under the bodhi tree, the coffin of the old, the weak and the sick, and accompany you together.

In this life, I gave you the top, and he searched the green void, the bottom, the yellow spring, and the next life, continue the thousand-year love and eternal attachment.