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be iron-hearted

Author: Little White Bear

The first chapter Three Prince Li

Updated 2009- 1-2 16:47:40 words: 6777

Zhang Xiaolong was thirty-eight years old when he died. His parents died, his wife divorced and he had no children. Although I have worked hard for half my life, I still have no hands, no car and no room. He often felt that heaven was unfair, and his chest was full of evil spirits, which he could not disperse until he died.

Yamaraja, the tenth temple, felt sorry for him and asked him what he wanted to do, but he could get it in the afterlife.

Zhang Xiaolong pondered for a while and burst out laughing. He replied: "if there is an afterlife, I will be the world's first villain." From now on, only I can be negative, and no one can be negative. "

Yamaraja frowned and replied, "I'll give you a stone as a heart. Do it yourself." Say and a wave of his sleeve, Zhang Xiaolong that a wisp of ghosts and light into a virtual ",disappeared.

Zhongzhou has a history of more than 1000 years since the founding of the People's Republic of China. In the first 800 years, you were wise and SHEN WOO, with a large number of talented people. You were good at water conservancy, knew businessmen, attached importance to military affairs, and the people were rich and polite. Millions of heroes conquered all directions of the town, and all foreigners bowed down, paid tribute every year, and came to Korea every year in order to repair it. For Duke Lu of Qin, Yin Da is extremely powerful. Looking around the world, is it the land of kings? On the shore of land, it seems that Wang Chen, the country is rich and strong, and there seems to be nothing to do. So the old people get comfort and indulge in debauchery. Most things in North Korea were done by Zhang Wang and Li Zhaohe in order to defend their country. Over time, I can hear Achao's flattery, but I can't hear Cambodia's good words, and the ruling and opposition parties complain. In Tianyuan in 829, Gerdan, the leader of the wolf clan, incited rebellion, and Li Guangling, the general, ordered punishment. He fought for more than twenty days, took his head off, and destroyed the clan. Foreigners have a heart of stone, and they have written to confess their sins and offered countless treasures. Duke Zhuang of Lu was overjoyed and asked, "If someone refuses to accept it, he said," Take it. " . Duke Lu forgave him. Tianyuan in 859, the land of Zhongzhou rekindled the war, the family of the moon and the family of the eagle. ...