Who tells some cool jokes, it's hard to understand (try to be original)

1. The restaurant is eating. Mm suddenly sneezed like lightning, and before she could cover it with her hand, the whole dining table was "a shower of scattered flowers", and then mm bowed her head in shame ... She looked up and was surprised to find that everyone in front of the table stopped eating, except gg, who was directly opposite, and he was eating just as fragrant as mm's water drops. A wisp of concern in mm's sense of shame sneaked into gg's heart. Later, gg couldn't resist mm's pursuit ... After falling in love, when they talked about this beautiful and embarrassing marriage, mm asked, "How did you eat so well at that time?" Gg is stupefied: "Ah? What are you talking about? I had just finished eating that day when I suddenly saw a boy pick up a lunch box and leave in a hurry. I don't know what to do with my head down opposite. So I quickly sat down to eat, you know how nervous the seats in the canteen are ... "

2. My school computer (antique grade) stops at a page after it is started without a keyboard plugged in, and it shows: No keyboard found, and it shows: Please press F 1 to continue ...?

My father and several colleagues are going to America to go shopping with them in the supermarket. At this time, an American in the supermarket came to greet him in standard Jinan dialect. Colleagues sweated and chatted for a while, only to know that this foreigner was an American descendant who stayed in China during the Anti-Japanese War. Colleagues asked him, "How is your English?" The foreigner patted his thigh and said, "damn, English is too tm to learn!" ! ! "

When I was admitted to Peking University, I went home on holiday and went out to eat with my elders one day. When I arrived at a restaurant, my boss came to say hello and asked me if I was going to school or work. My elders said that I was admitted to Peking University, and modestly said that I didn't study well. Before the words "all by luck" came out, the boss replied, "Oh, don't say that, it's a university!"

I had a dream this morning, in which some friends and I were kidnapped. When everyone was thinking about how to get out, the alarm clock rang. I got up to get dressed. It suddenly occurred to me that if I slip away, will the rest of my buddies be killed? Brothers are like brothers. I can't leave my brothers, so I lie down and sleep ~

6. When I was shopping, my classmates suddenly exclaimed, "Wow! Virgin bookstore! "I was frightened. I looked up and saw a plaque with four big characters-foreign language bookstore-_ _!

7. A man named Chen Shuang died, and his family hugged him and cried and said, "Cool, cool ..."

8. The weather in the spring afternoon is fine, and I feel trance when I read and watch ... At this time, a patient came in to see a doctor, and I looked puzzled and saw that the cause was "Martian bitch"! I feel very strange: what disease is this? Later, when I woke up from the cold war, I saw that it was "sparks flying"! Dizzy ~ ~

9. Go to my buddy's house for dinner today. The so-called Zeng fan, in fact, I also made a dish, a very simple dish-diced chicken with Chili. Pepper is just bought in the supermarket. It's fresh and fragrant. As soon as it was opened, the room was full of appetizers. It's really delicious ... I can't help moving my index finger when I imagine the appearance of diced Chili chicken ... Unexpectedly, I have to pee urgently! Go to the bathroom first! Because I am a boy and not an expert, it is necessary to "help" correct the placement-I just overlooked one thing, my hand just broke the pepper. ...

Burn, firebird! ! !

Finally I took a cold shower before I stopped! Lessons, and encouragement from housewives!

10. The World Trade Center said, "One day, the girl of my dreams will come to me with colorful clouds ..."

Sure enough, bin Laden's plane arrived. ...