What jokes can make people laugh?

A beautiful woman decided to spend a lot of money to lose weight. After spending more than 1, yuan, she felt very satisfied.

On the way home, at the newsstand, she bought a newspaper and asked her boss, "Excuse me. Guess how old I am? "

the boss said: 32.

She is so happy: 47!

then, she goes to McDonald's. Ask the lady at the counter the same question.

Miss said: I guess 29.

she's so happy: no, it's 47!

So, in high spirits, she went to Uni-President Supermarket on the corner to buy a pack of chewing gum, and couldn't help asking the counter girl there.

the young lady said, well, I guess 3.

She is so proud: 47, thank you!

while waiting for the bus, she asked the old man next to her.

The old man said: I am 78 years old. The eyes are not good, you can't see it. However, there is a way to be sure when you are young. If you let me put my hand into your bra, I can definitely know your age!

After a long silence and an empty street, she finally couldn't help but wonder: OK! You have a try.

after a few minutes, she said, well, guess how old I am?

The old man squeezed it for the last time, took out his hand and said, Madam, you are 47 years old.

The beauty was surprised and asked in surprise: Great! How did you know?

"promise not to get angry?"

"don't be angry!"

The old man's answer made the beautiful woman faint!

The old man said, I'm behind you at McDonald's.