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Han Xin drilled buttocks in classical Chinese.
A young butcher in Huaiyin insulted Han Xin and said, "Although you are tall and like to carry a sword, you are weak at heart." And publicly insulted him and said, "If you are not afraid of death, stab me to death;": Otherwise, climb to my crotch. " Han Xin watched him carefully for a while, and then leaned over each other's legs. People in the market laughed at him and thought that Han Xin was really timid.
Original text:
In the Huaiyin tragedy, a teenager insulted his trust and said,' When you grow up, you should wear a sword, but you are afraid of your ears.' The public said,' faith can die and stab me, but it won't die. Come out of your crotch.' So the letter leaned against it and squatted out of the crotch. Everyone in the city laughed at the letter and thought it was timid. "
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Character background
Han Xin (about 23 BC1-BC 196), a native of Huaiyin (formerly Huaiyin County, Jiangsu Province, now Huaiyin District), was a founding hero of the Western Han Dynasty, an outstanding strategist in the history of China, and tied for three outstanding heroes of early han dynasty with Xiao He.
In his early years, he was very poor and often sent food from people. At the end of Qin Dynasty, he took part in the anti-Qin struggle and defected to Xiang Yu. After that, he was recommended by Xia Houying and worshipped Su Dawei, but he was not reused. Xiao He recommended Han Xin to Liu Bang, so Liu Bang named General Bill Han. Han Xin analyzed the Chu-Han situation to Liu Bang. Transfer troops to the east, and Sanqin can be captured. Liu bang adopted this suggestion, immediately made arrangements, and soon occupied Guanzhong.
In the Chu-Han War, Han Xin played an outstanding military talent. After Wei pacified, he finally defeated Dai and Zhao. Then go north and surrender to Yan. In the fourth year of Han Dynasty, Han Xin became the prime minister, led the troops to attack Qi, captured Linzi, adowa Longzhou in Weishui, and led twenty Wan Chu soldiers to help Qi. So Liu Bangpa Zhang Han Xin as the king of Qi, and in October of the following year, he ordered Han Xin to meet him, panic in the Chu army and force Xiang Yu to commit suicide.
After the establishment of the Han dynasty, he was relieved of military power and moved to the king of Chu. After being denounced for rebellion and demoted to Huaiyin Hou, Lv Hou colluded with the Prime Minister Xiao He, tricked Xiao He into Changle Palace under the pretext of Han Xin's rebellion, beheaded him in the bell room and killed his three families.
Han Xin is the representative figure of China's military thought of "seeking war", and is praised by Xiao He as "the national soldier of chinese odyssey". Liu Bang commented: "If you win the war, take it. I am not as good as Han Xin. " Han Xin is the representative figure of China's military thought of "seeking war", and is regarded as "the soldier fairy" and "the god of war" by later generations. "Princes and princes" Han Xin is in power.
"The national scholar is unparalleled" and "meritorious service is the best in the world, slightly out of the world" is the evaluation of people at the time of Chu and Han Dynasties. As a commander-in-chief, he led the army out of Chencang, pacified Sanqin, captured Wei, destroyed the generation, destroyed Zhao, lowered Yan, and cut Qi until the Chu army was destroyed. There was no defeat, and the world dared not compete with it. As a military theorist, he and Sean compiled military books and wrote three articles about Sun Tzu's Art of War.
2. (Ancient Chinese) Translation of Han Xin's Hip Insult 1. In Huaiyin, a group of hooligans humiliated Han Xin in public. A butcher said to Han Xin, "Although you are tall and big, and like to carry a sword, you are actually very timid! Dare you stab me with your sword, if you dare? If you don't dare, just drill under my crotch. " Han Xin knew he was alone. So, in front of many onlookers, he got the butcher's crotch. Everyone present laughed at Han Xin and thought he was timid. History books call it "the humiliation of the crotch."
Second, the original text: Sima Qian's Biography of Historical Records and Huaiyin Hou in the Western Han Dynasty;
In the Huaiyin tragedy, a teenager insulted the letter and said, "When you grow up, you should wear a sword, but you are afraid of your ears." The humiliation of the people said, "faith can die and stab me;" Can't die, out of my crotch. " So whoever believes it will squat down and climb. Everyone in the city laughed at the letter and thought it was timid.
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First, the introduction of characters
Han Xin (about 23 BC1-BC 196), Han nationality, was born in Huaiyin (Huaiyin County, Jiangsu Province, now Huaiyin District, Huai 'an City). The founding hero of the Western Han Dynasty, a strategist, one of the four sages of military strategists, one of three outstanding heroes of early han dynasty, and a representative of China's military thought, was honored as a "soldier fairy" and a "handsome god" by later generations.
At the end of Qin Dynasty, he took part in the anti-Qin struggle and defected to Xiang Liang and Xiang Yu, but he was not appointed. Had to switch to Liu Bang, was recommended to worship the Soviet Union, and was later recommended as a general by Xiao He, and Han Xin also formulated Hanzhong countermeasures for Liu Bang.
After Liu Bang and his defeat, Han Xin first defeated the Chu army between Beijing and Suo, and then pacified Wei. Then ordered the Northern Expedition to replace the country. After Liu Bang sent someone to accept his elite soldiers, he finally defeated Zhao and sent someone to surrender Yan. After that, he sent troops to support Liu Bang, cleared the Chu cavalry sent by Xiang Yu to Zhao, and settled the remaining Zhao cities.
After Liu Zaigao's defeat, he took Han Xin's military forces and ordered him to win Qi. After that, Han Xin captured Linzi, wiped out Longyou in Weishui, and led 200,000 Chu troops to help Qi. Han Xin began to attack Chu, and Xiang Yu was forced to sign a gap agreement with Liu Bang. Liu Bang listened to the plan of Sean and Chen Ping, tore up the gap agreement, pursued Xiang Yu, and was defeated by Xiang Yu. In the fifth year of the Han Dynasty, Han Xin himself An Lushan, Chujun panicked and Xiang Yu committed suicide.
Second, the author introduces.
Sima Qian (former145-no textual research) was born in xia yang (now south of Hancheng, Shaanxi). Historians and essayists in the Western Han Dynasty. Sima Tan's son, Ren Taishiling, was imprisoned for defending Li Ling's defeat and surrender, and later served as the secretariat. He worked hard to complete the historical records he wrote, and was called Shi Qian, Tai Shigong and the father of history by the later Buddha.
Sima Qian studied under Kong Anguo and Dong Zhongshu in his early years, roaming around, learning about customs and collecting rumors. As a first-time doctor, he served in the southwest. In the third year of Yuanfeng (108), he was appointed as the Taishiling, inherited his father's business and wrote history. He created China's first biography and general history book (formerly known as Taishi Gongshu) with the historical knowledge of "studying the relationship between man and nature, understanding the changes from ancient times to modern times, and making a family statement". It is recognized as a model of China's history books, which records more than 3,000 years' history from the legendary period of the Yellow Emperor to the first year of the founding of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. It is the first of the "twenty-five histories" and is praised by Lu Xun as "a historian's swan song, and Li Sao has no rhyme".
3. Why did Han Xin drill his crotch? 1. Why did Han Xin drill his crotch?
A group of hooligans humiliated Han Xin in public. A butcher said to Han Xin: Although you are tall and big and like to carry a sword with you, you are actually very timid. Dare you stab me with your sword? If you don't dare, hide under my crotch. Han Xin knew that he was alone, and recklessly would certainly suffer. So, in front of many onlookers, I got the butcher's crotch. History books call it "the humiliation of the legs."
2. Historical allusions of Han Xin's crotch humiliation.
Han Xin's Disgrace in His Hip "Historical Records Biography of Huaiyin Hou": "Young Tu in Huaiyin has written a book insulting, saying," If he grows up, he will be good at carrying swords and be afraid of his ears. " Everyone said in humiliation, "faith can die and stab me;" I can't die. Get out of my pants. "So the letter depends on it, bending over and crawling." Everyone in the city laughed at the letter and thought it was timid.
A young man among the butchers in Huaiyin insulted Han Xin and said, "Although you are tall and like to wear swords, you are actually a coward." He insulted him in public and said, "if you are not afraid of death, stab me with your sword;" If you are afraid of death, climb under my crotch. " So Han Xin looked at him carefully, bent down, prone on the ground, and climbed down from his legs. People all over the street laughed at Han Xin and thought he was timid.
3. The meaning of the event
Only when a person can bear the humiliation that ordinary people can't bear can he get the glory that ordinary people can't get. Imagine that year, Han Xin crawled down, under the eyes of the public, and drilled through the legs of the rogue. His forbearing kung fu has gone far beyond the scope of ordinary people.
4. Follow-up to the story
After Han Xin established the Han Empire, Han Xin was named King of Chu and returned to his hometown in rags. He found three sides of the story and made different treatments. For the floating mother, Han Xin gave a daughter; For Nanchang Pavilion Director, Han Xin accused him of being a villain and threw him a hundred dollars because he didn't end his virtue. Han Xin said to his men, "This man is also a warrior. When he humiliated me, couldn't I kill him with my sword? However, killing him can't be famous all over the world, because if you endure it, there will be today. " With these words, Han Xin ordered the promotion of the rogue to the lieutenant of Chu, who was responsible for guarding Pi in Beijing.
4. Han Xin translated "Shi Zuan" [ancient prose] Han Xin was humiliated and humiliated.
Yue, you can wear a sword when you grow up, but you are afraid of your ears. People insult them, saying that faith can die and stab me; I can't die. Get out of my pants.
So the letter became familiar, and I lay under my pants. Everyone in the city laughed at the letter and thought it was timid.
Once, one of the teenagers selling meat in Huaiyin City looked down on Han Xin and insulted him, saying, "Although you are tall and like to carry a sword, you are actually a coward." That boy also humiliated Han Xin in front of everyone and said, "You are not afraid of death and stab me;" If you are afraid of death, get under my crotch! " At this time, Han Xin carefully looked at each other, without further ado, facing the ground, and climbed from the man's crotch.
Therefore, even the world laughs at Han Xin and thinks he is a coward.
5. Who has ancient prose: Han Xin translated "Historical Records Biography of Huaiyin Hou": "Young Huaiyin Tu, a person who has insulted his letter, said,' When he grows up, he is good at holding swords and his feelings are timid. "Public humiliation said,' faith can die, you can stab me; Cann't die. Get out of my pants. So I got familiar with the letter and leaned out of my pants to lie down. Everyone in the city laughed at the letter and thought it was timid. "
There was a rogue boy in Huaiyin who wanted to insult Han Xin and said to Han Xin, "Although you are tall and big, you like to wear swords, but you are very timid at heart!" He insulted Han Xin in public and said, "Han Xin, if you are not afraid (can: resist) death, stab me;" If you are afraid of death, climb under my crotch. " At this moment, Han Xin stared at the man for a long time, then crouched down and climbed under the man's crotch. The whole city laughed at him and thought he was timid.
Later, he said that only those who can endure small insults and eventually achieve great things can endure "the humiliation of the legs."
6. The ancient prose of Han Xin's crotch humiliation comes from: (1) "Historical Records Biography of Huaiyin Hou": "Huaiyin butchered a teenager with a letter of humiliation, saying," If you grow up, be good at carrying a sword and be afraid of it. "
The humiliation of the people said, "faith can die and stab me;" Can't die, out of my crotch. " So whoever believes it will squat down and climb.
Everyone in the city laughed at the letter and thought it was timid. Explanation: (1) Huaiyin: Place name, near Huai 'an District (formerly Chuzhou District), Jiangsu Province (2) Good: I like it.
(3) China people's feelings: inner feelings (4) public humiliation: insulting Han Xin in front of everyone. Many nouns are used as adverbials.
(5) Being able to die: Being able to not be afraid of death. (6) Get out of my crotch: Get out of my crotch.
Kun, the same as "hip", is between the two strands. (7) Look carefully.
That means "cooked". (8) Hey: same as "prone".
(9) general service: the same as "crawling". (10) 1: whole, whole.
(1 1) Ideological timidity: an omitted form of "regarding it as timidity", and the omitted pronoun "zhi" replaced Han Xin. Think he is timid. In Huaiyin, a group of hooligans humiliated Han Xin in public.
A butcher said to Han Xin, "Although you are tall and big, and like to carry a sword, you are actually very timid! Dare you stab me with your sword, if you dare? If you don't dare, just drill under my crotch. " Han Xin knew he was alone.
So, in front of many onlookers, he got the butcher's crotch. Everyone present laughed at Han Xin and thought he was timid.
History books call it "the humiliation of the crotch." (2) Song Luyou's poem "Recalling Jingzhou's Old Tour": "You don't see that generals are used to humiliation."
(3) Ding Qing and Yao Kang's "Continued Jin Ping Mei" for the third time: "If Han Huaiyin is humiliated by her legs when she is poor, she will thank her mother for a thousand dollars and seal the villain off. It's like a cloud, what's the problem! " Han Xin is not timid, but wise to see the situation clearly. Legend has it that when Han Xin got rich, he found a butcher, who was very afraid and thought that Han Xin would kill him for revenge. Unexpectedly, Han Xin was very kind to the butcher and made him an imperial. He told the butcher that without the "leg humiliation" in those days, there would be no Han Xin today.
7. Han Xin translated "Historical Records Biography of Huaiyin Hou" in classical Chinese: "Huaiyin's killing of teenagers is insulting to the book, saying,' If you grow up, you will be good at holding swords and fear their feelings.' Humiliate in public and say,' faith can die and stab me; Cann't die. Get out of my pants. So I got familiar with the letter and leaned out of my pants to lie down. Everyone in the city laughed at the letter and thought it was timid. "
There was a rogue boy in Huaiyin who wanted to insult Han Xin and said to Han Xin, "Although you are tall and big, you like to wear swords, but you are very timid at heart!" He insulted Han Xin in public and said, "Han Xin, if you are not afraid (can: resist) death, stab me;" If you are afraid of death, climb under my crotch. " At this moment, Han Xin stared at the man for a long time, then crouched down and climbed under the man's crotch. The whole city laughed at him and thought he was timid.
8. Han Xin drilled his legs, and Xiang Yu lifted the tripod and played idioms to bear the burden of humiliation [rūnrǔf zhòng]
Basic explanation
Suffer temporary humiliation in order to complete the arduous task.
commendatory sense
tidy
"The Biography of the Three Kingdoms, Wu Shu and Lu Xun": "The national heritage bends the kings and ambassadors; It can be called by the size of a servant; I can bear the burden of shame. "
example sentence
Many good comrades can continue to work for the revolution even if they are wronged.
Approximate antonym
synonym
Disdain, bear the burden of humiliation, submit to humiliation and be timid.
antonym
The last straw/the last straw
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