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Some people talk too rudely. Have you ever seen someone who speaks rudely punished immediately?
He drove there like a caterpillar, walked slowly, and honked his horn from time to time. It was really noisy.
As for him, he was driving in front of me, and he leaned out a short distance to ask how much this dish was sold. I think he is at least a rich man and should buy it soon. I didn't expect a big man to bargain and not buy it.
Finally, he stopped at a crossroads, and then began to probe out and ask an old woman how to sell lettuce. My aunt said that 2.5 yuan ate a kilo, and 3 yuan lost a kilo. I have a look, and grandma's lettuce is less than three catties.
The man said he only needed one kilogram. Grandma picked up a catty of food and was about to hand it to the man, but an accident happened. Because the old woman has a hunchback, she didn't notice that he was answering the phone when she was about to hand the food to the man. Then the man didn't take the food in time and fell into the car, and then the car might be dirty. After all, the bag used by this wife may be wet and dirty, so the old man is more economical.
Before the old lady could raise her head and pass the QR code to collect money, the man became angry and said, "You old fool, you have stained my car and clothes. Are you blind? "
Just then, the old woman quickly apologized to him and said she was sorry, but she didn't see it.
At this time, the old woman's hand was shaking, and the man threw the dish out angrily and hit it on the old woman's back, saying, "I don't want this dish, you old fool, you are still selling vegetables at this age." Have all your children left? "
The old woman was afraid to speak. A young man stepped forward, took the old woman and bought all her lettuce.
The man is still driving slowly while honking his horn. Everyone gave a strange look. Many people are talking about whether he thinks that only he has a car, which is amazing, and buying a dish is still obstructing others here.
I really hated it when I saw it. I took a shortcut. Just as I was about to leave the vegetable market after buying vegetables, I saw a lot of people around the exit of the vegetable market. I took a closer look and found that the man had just hit a car and scratched someone else's car. It seems that you can't do it without spending thousands of dollars.
I was happy for a while, and this may be karma. He insisted on driving into such a small road in the vegetable market, and just now he treated an old man like that. This is what he deserves.
As the saying goes, "people watch while doing things" and "people will gain when they are crazy". A person must have good thoughts and kindness in order to accumulate happiness. If you are always unkind to others and your words always sting, then there will be retribution. After all, it is not unreasonable to say that "disaster comes from the mouth". May we all be kind to everyone and others, which is the best way to be kind to ourselves!
I saw it the other day The mother and daughter really spoke so badly that they scolded a waiter and cried. As a result, karma came before they went out.
At noon that day, I went to the noodle restaurant for dinner as usual. After I went in, I ordered a bowl of beef noodles from the waiter. I found a place to sit down and wait for dinner.
At this time, a mother and daughter came at the door. The girl is wearing a school uniform and looks about ten years old. Mother is very expensive. At first glance, she is rich, with a mobile phone in one hand and a bag in the other. She also carries a plastic bag with apples and bananas in it.
After the mother and daughter came in, they sat on the table next to me and asked the waiter for two bowls of noodles. The girl's mother began to make a phone call and gave the girl apples and bananas.
I sat on the table next to them and saw it clearly. After the girl's mother gave her the banana, the girl ate the banana and put the banana peel on the table. When her mother saw it, she pushed the banana peel directly to the aisle between two tables on the ground.
You know, there is a trash can under the table, which can be seen at a glance. The banana peel fell to the ground, close to my mother's feet, and she kicked it to my side instead of picking it up and throwing it into the trash can.
I was disgusted with her behavior, so I moved in. Mother gave me a look, then turned her head and continued to make a loud phone call.
At this moment, the waiter came up with a plate with three bowls of noodles on it. When he came to us, he suddenly fell to the ground with a bang, and the noodles in the bowl were directly spilled on the ground during the fall. Some soup spilled on mother's shoes.
I hurried to pull the waiter, but my mother directly blew it up and scolded the waiter: you are blind because you can't even walk.
After the waiter stood up, he kept apologizing and saying, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Bow and apologize while talking.
Mother kept cursing the waiter while calling your boss out.
The boss is the chef who cooks noodles. When the kitchen heard about it, he hurried out. After learning what happened, he defended the waiter behind him, apologized to his mother and asked, What do you think, or should I help you clean it?
A girl's mother can't wait for a man, but she can't. While swearing, I said: unlucky, unlucky, in short, the words are ugly.
The boss has been discussing with her and offering her free money and compensation, but she also ignored her boss. Is to scold the waiter. The waiter is also a girl in her early twenties. She was anxious and scared, apologized to her, and finally she cried.
I can't help but say: you threw the banana on the ground yourself, causing the waiter to fall. Why is it called fart?
At the same time, he turned to the boss and said, boss, I see you have surveillance here. Call the police. By the way, go to the hospital to find out where that girl fell just now and let her pay for it.
Mother suddenly scolded me: it's none of your business, mind your own business.
I really felt unreasonable, so I told my boss to call the police. Such a bitch can't be reasonable.
The boss is also an honest man. He didn't want to call the police. He is afraid that he can't do business. He has been listening to his mother's scolding. Mother is tired of scolding. She sat down and said to the boss, what do you think?
The boss apologized that she was treating today, but mother reluctantly acquiesced.
If you can't eat, move to the door and sit for an interview.
After a while, the noodles were served, and the mother and daughter said to pack them and take them home to eat. I don't think they can stand the way people in the shop look at them!
When they ran away with their hands over their faces, the girl's mother kept staring at me as if she were demonstrating. The girl ran to open the door without taking anything in her hand and went out first. Her two mothers were holding things in their hands, and saw their daughter open the door and hold it with her feet. As a result, the door closed too fast and hit the door glass.
"collapse!" My scalp hurts when I look at it. Mother was very angry and kicked the door. After kicking the door, her feet hurt again. Her daughter saw it and turned to open the door. His mother limped out of the restaurant and cursed: I have been ill for eight generations and will never come to this broken shop again.
Seeing this scene, I really lamented the newspaper. If the girl's mother could throw the banana peel into the trash can, she wouldn't find so many things to follow and there wouldn't be such a bad day.
Thank you. As a person, you should first learn to respect others. To respect others means to respect yourself. No matter where and under what circumstances, we should respect others.
It is true that people should not talk too much, and talking too much will be rewarded. As the saying goes, you can eat it if you cook it, and you will get what you say.
Tell a true story. 18 fell on a big truck and broke a leg. He hasn't come out for a year. My wife asked me to go downstairs to bask in the sun and practice walking. I walked slowly back and forth on crutches. An old lady and three old ladies upstairs looked at me with bad eyes. An old lady said how to find her husband's family with such legs. I was wearing a mask. One person said how old her granddaughter was. They said not to talk about her, so that people could not hear clearly. One of them is an old lady on the eighteenth floor upstairs. She said, what's wrong with her, but she wouldn't let me. In fact, I know that they all express themselves in the language of laughter. A few days later, 120 bar, the old lady upstairs, her leg was broken, so after six months, she went out without surgery. So, everybody! Don't laugh at others, it will really pay off.
I haven't seen it with my own eyes, but I've heard of one thing. Once I went to a hot spring and listened to two ladies chatting in the dressing room. One of the ladies said that a relative of her man looked forward to his father's death every day. People asked him how he could look forward to his hometown. He said that my son is getting married, waiting to get a house for his son! He died in a car accident a few days later.
This is the legendary Le Monde? It's coming too fast! Really, this person can't be so bad-hearted! People don't report to the sky, others deceive others.
I do know that such a thing happened more than thirty years ago.
First of all, my dad liked Feng Shui when he was young, so people in the surrounding areas are usually more willing to meet my dad and ask about the next day. There is a man named Lao Xiang in our village who has the same hobbies as my father, but he is not very sociable and few people look for him. So Lao Xiang was jealous and resentful of my dad, but he was helpless.
This year, a new house was built in our family. After the house was built, Lao Xiang brought a man named Lao Ha from the neighboring village to my house. This old ha is as unconvinced as the old Xiang, but he is not sure. So on this day, the two of them came to our house to find unhappy.
After their father received them, the three of them sat down to chat together.
After chatting for a while, Lao Ha said that he also wanted to build a house, so he came to learn from my father. After that, I stood up and walked around my new house, looking around.
After a few turns, they left.
Two days later, Lao Xiang came to my house again and told my dad that Lao Ha said there was something wrong with your family. Better take another look. If you don't wear it, this feng shui pattern will hurt the owner, and the hostess will easily fall ill in bed.
This means that the geomantic omen in my new house is not good, otherwise my father will have an accident and my mother will easily get sick in bed. Lao Xiang and Lao Ha mean that my dad wants to invite them to have feng shui, and he wants to improve their prestige by stepping on my dad.
If you meet ordinary people, just to keep your heart intact, you will also invite Lao Xiang and Lao Ha for a drink. But my dad has seen through their two people's careful thoughts and told Lao Xiang with a smile: You tell Lao Ha to shut up. Don't say that my new house has been built, but it hasn't started yet. People like him who come uninvited or block it will come to no good end.
With these words, dad even ignored Lao Xiang. Old to a look, despondently left.
The next year, one night, Lao Ha fell down on his way home from drinking and hit his head on a stone on the side of the road. When he was found, he was not breathing.
The follow-up occurred more than ten years later, and Lao Xiang's wife was paralyzed in bed due to illness. I had been lying for seven or eight years before I died.
Supplement the situation of our family. Not long after the new house was built and lived in, my brothers and sisters were admitted to the university respectively. In a few years, my brother will go to college, and life will get better and better. My parents are also in good health. They are over 70 years old, can talk and move, and don't need anyone to take care of them. They often steam steamed bread and make noodles for us.
So I still advise some people to speak, especially if they want to say something that they find enjoyable, but immoral and frustrating, or think twice before you do. Either you don't get what you deserve now, or you will be punished by heaven in the future.
When my uncle died, there was a neighbor named Tomoko near my uncle's house. He was related to my uncle. When my uncle was alive, Tomoko always bullied my uncle's family. My uncle is honest. Facing Tomoko's provocation, he always chooses to submit to humiliation, but that's how people are. Sometimes the weaker they are, the more they can help the wicked become arrogant.
Tomoko thinks that my uncle left, leaving my aunt and children, and orphans and widows are easy to bully. In fact, my aunt is also reluctant to dispute with him for the sake of the two families. When my uncle was buried, he also chose a cemetery to bury my uncle. This Naoko Waichuan is really evil. He won't say anything in front of my uncle's urn.
The big friend smiled maliciously. Everyone knows that he has some relatives with my uncle's family, and no one wants to talk to him. After all, it was my uncle's funeral. If it starts, it will really make people laugh. My uncle was buried smoothly and everyone went home.
After living in the hospital for some time, Tomoko was taken home by his wife. Tomoko was completely paralyzed, lying in bed every day, unconscious from the waist down. Tomoko, a man who spoke unkindly, was immediately punished, and Tomoko could not move in bed.
Tomoko's wife later brought her lover home directly. Naoko Waichuan was so angry that he swore. Tomoko's wife and the man talked and laughed and ignored Tomoko, but no one sympathized with him. His neighbors thought he deserved it. When Tomoko is not paralyzed, there is nothing bad to do. Someone offended him, so he pulled out his corn seedlings.
Tomoko's wife and her lover, they live together. Tomoko's grave later became a barren grave, buried in a ravine, all washed down by the rain. Although what happened to Tomoko was just an accident, everyone in the village said that Tomoko's speech was so evil that he didn't get the punishment he deserved!
Yes, I just went to work in a company last year. At lunch, because I just came in, I didn't know anyone. I cooked in the canteen and sat down at an empty table. I haven't eaten for two minutes when I saw a man in his forties coming towards me with a bowl.
"You go to work in accordance with the regulations of the company, don't be lazy, and it's not good to transfer from east to west. You can't go to the toilet more than three times a day, and you can't brag with your colleagues ... ".
I looked at the teacher sitting opposite me inexplicably, and while listening to his instructions, I recalled whether I did something wrong in that respect when I went to work in the morning.
At the morning meeting, I knew who the supervisor and foreman were, gave me a lecture with a straight face and left as if nothing had happened. At that time, I was ignorant and uncomfortable, and eating was tasteless.
I don't know who the other person is, so I asked my colleagues this afternoon. Hearing this, my colleagues scolded: "What a hairy bastard! The next step is to ask you to buy him cigarettes and drinks.
That afternoon, I was unhappy, thinking from time to time, how to deal with this miscellaneous hair in the future.
Before leaving work, the foreman informed everyone that everyone had to work overtime that night.
However, the next day, as soon as I went to work, a colleague told me that when I went to work last night, Zamao was opened when the supervisor found him drunk.
I have lived for decades, and I have never seen a wicked person. People who speak wicked words will have bad luck, but I have seen wicked people say that wicked words are promoted and made a fortune, and the words are full of flavor.
Yes! A real thing is: In 1965, the social education cadre was the captain of our team, and there were two members named Guangbo Jichang in Francois Cheng, who planted several kilograms of corn a year and paid wages to the production team, all in autumn. But in social education, some people do the opposite. They pressed production, the wages were not enough, and the rest were private! That night, let Cheng Baohu and Cheng Baoren confront each other in the hall! Cheng Baohu said that he pressed private shares. Captain Cheng Baoren said that you said that you put all your children on pressure production. I said that I put all my children on pressure production and let Tian Ping do it. Hu Gucheng's third son pushed open the door and said, Your youngest son is dying. Hu Gucheng suddenly ran back and would stop at the primary school and this one. All the members attending the meeting ran behind this kiln because their kiln was low. When they saw the man pouring bowls into the kiln, they lit a broom with fire, burning it from house to yard and from yard to house. At that time, there was a superstition in our children, that the ghost called the chicken horn took the child's soul away. Don't stop until the child is angry, even if the child's soul is taken back. This matter of squeezing private property went away, and no one mentioned it again.
You must be unlucky to meet such people all the time. I don't want to talk about metaphysics, just science. Every day, there are such people whispering negative words in your ear, which will greatly affect your mood! It's a pity that before I was 38, I was almost surrounded by such people. One is my father, and the other is my second brother. They are all famous smelly mouths in our local area. Although they are not bad, they are mean! Almost every sentence is unlucky, frustrating and ironic. What others do and say, they always throw cold water on them and do their best to satirize and curse them ..... but they don't get what they deserve immediately. I only heard my mother say: During the Cultural Revolution, my father was beaten into a "king of slang" by the rebels and squatted in the bullpen; My second brother was written a comment because he offended the head teacher, and didn't go to a key high school (in the past, the head teacher had the final say in writing comments, otherwise it would be useless to get good grades), which changed his life ... even his family couldn't change that smelly mouth! As a result, I was unpopular all my life and did nothing! I lived a miserable life in those years and accomplished nothing. Almost single! My father died in 2004, and my second brother and his family moved away in 2008. It seems that even my luck has changed dramatically! What I did was not smooth, but everything was fine after I left!
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