Simple and short English jokes _ English appreciation?

Jokes, as one of the important forms of entertainment, occupy a decisive position in the folk literature and the whole social life of * * *. Here are some simple English jokes I brought. Welcome to read!

A series of simple short English jokes

Advanced class

During the doctor's regular visit to my elderly mother, I told him that her mother would celebrate her 98th birthday in a few days. Hearing the news, he was so happy that he bent down and kissed her. Then he announced that he would also celebrate his birthday in a few days and asked for a kiss in return.

When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine," she said. "Seventy dollars, and I have to kiss him!"

Precautions:

1 periodic adjustment

2 Bend over.

Exercise:

According to the passage, judge whether the following sentences are positive T and F:

The doctor comes to see the old woman regularly.

The old woman will celebrate her 99th birthday.

The doctor was surprised at the news.

Old women and doctors will celebrate their birthdays on the same day.

The old woman thinks the doctor is too mean.

According to the passage, judge whether the following sentences are true t or false f:

70. The elderly class

The doctor came to see my mother as scheduled. I told his mother that he would celebrate his 98th birthday in a few days. The doctor was also very happy, so he bent down and kissed her. Then he said that he would celebrate his birthday in a few days and asked her to kiss him back.

My mother shook her head in disgust after the doctor left. "Can you imagine," she said, "paying him 70 yuan and I have to kiss him!"

Practice reference answer:

①T②F③F④F⑤T

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Young people driving.

On my way home from the store, my young daughter began to cry, because she was fixed in the safety seat in the back seat and I couldn't comfort her. When the red light stopped, I turned and waved and called her name to distract her. I gave her my biggest smile and blew her a kiss. The horn of the car behind us made me look up. The young man driving a car laughed happily. He waved and blew me a kiss.

Precautions:

1 harness voltage. Tie to; He is tied down by his work. He can't live without work.

Give comfort or sympathy

3 divert attention v. divert attention; transfer

4 Tip 5.

5 drivers

6 v in a broad sense. Grin

Exercise:

Fill in the blanks according to the passage:

When I was driving home from the store, my little daughter began to cry.

I can't comfort her because she is fixed in the back safety seat.

(3) stop _ _ _ _ a red light, I turned and waved and called her name to distract her.

I gave her my biggest smile and a kiss.

The young man's _ _ _ _ wheel keeps turning.

7 1. Young people driving

On the way home from the shopping center, my little baby daughter began to cry. I can't comfort her because she is trapped in the back safety seat. When I stopped at a red light, I turned and waved to her and called her name to attract her. I gave her a big smile and blew her a kiss. The horn coming from the back of our car immediately made me look up. The young man driving is grinning at me. He waved to me and blew me a kiss.

Practice reference answer:

① Crying ② Crying ③ For ④ Blowing ⑤ Being

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What went wrong?

A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, and the Japanese team won by a mile. Americans hired a * * * system to find out the problem. They report that the Japanese have one person to manage and seven people to row, while the Americans have seven people to manage and only one person to row. The American company immediately reorganized its team. Now they have a senior manager, six management consultants and a rower.

In the rematch, Japan led by two miles. So the American company fired the rower.

Precautions:

analyst

2 find out; calculate

Reorganize.

4 consultant n.

Exercise:

According to the passage, judge whether the following sentences are positive T and F:

In the rowing competition, the Japanese won by two miles for the first time.

American companies hire Japanese systems to find out the problem.

The Japanese team is managed by two people and rowed by five people.

In the second game, the Japanese team led by a mile.

The American company fired the rowers.

72. What's the problem?

A Japanese company and an American company held a boat race. Japan won a mile. Americans invite analysts to discuss what the problem is. Their report said that the Japanese team had one helm and seven paddlers, while the American team had seven helm and one paddler. American companies immediately reorganized their teams. This time they have a senior helmsman, six helmsman consultants and a rower.

In the second game, the Japanese team won two miles. Therefore, American companies fired the rowers.

Practice reference answer:

①F②F③F④F⑤T