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Why can't I help crying when I read the text or even the jokes?
She is only 19 years old and was sent to a university that is not too big but not too bad. He went to a university in another city to take a normal broadcasting exam. When she left this primitive place by train, she brought up her town, her place and his memories. College life kicked off in 20 days of hard military life. Before going to bed the night before, other girls hid under the covers and secretly called each other to tell each other that Acacia was in bed with her boyfriend. She pressed several familiar numeric keys, but never pressed the call button. From 65438 to 2009, I knew what was missing for the first time. It turns out that there is a magical power missing from the tears. Four years of college life is not too long. Her loveliness never lacked suitors, but she chose mountains. When nosy people ask why, she always smiles faintly and says, "It's realized." She studies really hard in order to take an examination of her college graduates. Her hair has been different in length and has not been cut short for four years. At an old classmate's party, we saw that her eyes were bright, her black hair was long and straight, her watery eyes were more glorious, her eyes were just right, her skin was rosy, she smiled from time to time, and she couldn't help but look at the clown. I can't help but see her heart move, but her hand is holding another woman's slim waist. She looked at the gentle and charming woman who surpassed him, and there was a trace of loss in her heart. He just smiled and said, "Long time no see."
She is 25 years old, a graduate of his university, and was admitted with the first place. He didn't continue, foreign-funded enterprises, did a good job, and the annual salary soon reached six figures. She continued her monotonous and even boring student life and insisted on being single. When she came home from vacation, at the door, her mother pulled her aside and said earnestly, "My daughter, studying is a good thing, but a woman always wants to marry her son's life, and this is the final result."
"She nodded, packed my luggage and brought it back to the unpacking room. It started as a bottle of lucky star on the shelf. Fortunately, there are only six bottles in the bookshelf.
She was 25 years old and got a master's degree from a key university with excellent grades, and soon found a good job with a monthly salary of tens of thousands. At that moment, he started his own company and the development of the enterprise. The third branch opened. He is married and has the daughter of a vice mayor. He is very happy in marriage. She attended the grand wedding and talked about hearing that the groom is young and promising and the bride has a prominent family background. She came back from abroad, very beautiful. She really is a couple. Looking at his talent, she inexplicably feels a kind of happiness, as if a woman who likes him is the smiling face with a gorgeous smile.
She is 2 1 year old and married a colleague in the company. They have known each other less than half the time, and the shorter the marriage, the better. She doesn't know if this is a relationship. Their wedding was simple, and she urged that only a few close friends be invited. In the evening, she drank a lot. This is the first time she has drunk so much wine. She was not drunk, but she threw up in a mess. In the bathroom mirror, her face, which was gradually blurred by steam transpiration, had the impulse to cry for the first time. But in the end, she put on makeup and went out to play the happy bride. In the pocket of her coat, in the morning when she hastily folded it, a star herding sheep said, "Today, I married another woman, but I know I love you."
She is 3 1 year old and lives a quiet well-off life. Old Japanese classmates had the opportunity to meet and chat in the street, and really spent the whole day studying the heavy blow to his wife and children after his business failed. She looked for him for several days and finally found him in a small bar. Instead of calling him, she handed him a full passbook and said to him, "I believe you can start over." He opened the book? What makes him unbelievable is that the so-called family and friends avoid seeing their opponents when he says "borrow money". She is an old classmate who made him forget his name. She is so generous. She still smiled faintly and said, "Friends should not help each other." The next night, her husband knew, and immediately threw it over and shouted, "Millions of silences have given him a heavy hand. Are you a gaudy person? " She slapped him on the ground without tears, without speaking or answering! Her husband is asking. Although she never admits that others say that she loves him, she will not refuse others to say that she loves him.
By the time she was 40, his company had become one of the most competitive companies in the same industry. That night, he spent 2 million, 10% of the company's share transfer book to her home. Her husband said cheerfully, "There is nothing to be polite about, and friends should help each other". She said nothing but, "Why don't you stay for dinner?" The reason is that he doesn't agree. Before dinner, he was surprised to find several dishes he liked. The heart seemed relieved, but he looked up and saw her face, quiet husband and son, their food, and felt that they wanted more. Before I left, he took out a sticker from his pocket and said with a smile, "I hope you can come." She thought, he has opened another branch. If you don't mind, he will be on the sofa soon. When she left him and turned back to the kitchen to wash dishes, she suddenly heard her husband crying: "It is right for rich people to be romantic. Look at your old classmate, marrying the second one so soon. " Her hand was scratched by an electric shock from a broken bowl gap, and blood rushed out and stood dripping. Looking at the reddish water, she suddenly remembered 15 years ago, the wedding of a woman with a beautiful face. It seems to be colored.
She was 55 years old, and one day she suddenly fainted at home and was taken to the hospital. After some examination, the doctor found that
Heavy, put aside her husband to talk. After all, she is a clever woman. The doctor stopped, and she asked seriously, "How many days do I have left?" In the next three months, there will be more plots in the movie, which I didn't expect, such as drama should be in real life. After he refused to go to the hospital, she went home and began to prepare for his funeral. Live alone and explain things to her. Friends and relatives who received the news came to see it for the last time. He was the last one. She was lying in bed, already delirious, but at the moment she saw his hand, fortunately, he woke up at once, as if he had a supernatural power. "Is this me?" She pointed out that sinking was lucky, and a smile appeared on his face. He quickly replied, "Ah, yes, I brought it for you." I didn't mean to, but as soon as he got out of the airport, he met the little girl's Red Cross to raise money and sent him to see her. He caught what he didn't see and didn't realize it all the way. She took the lucky star and tried to hold it tightly to her chest. Finally, she pointed to the table next to her, with a lucky star on it. Then it took her more than an hour to fold it last night. He said slowly, "In the house where I used to live, there were 39 cans of lucky stars waiting for me to be cremated. When you put these and two together, will you? " Before he answered, she closed her eyes and looked calm.
On the day of her cremation, according to her last wish, he scattered luck on her 39 jars, and 12 people who accidentally fell to the ground were not found. When he turned to leave, he suddenly found two on the ground. I picked it up, he thought, well, let's keep it as a souvenir.
He is seven years old. One day, he was reading in the garden with reading glasses. The 40-year-old grandson suddenly took out two pieces of paper and rushed to him excitedly, shouting, "Grandpa, grandpa taught me to read." He adjusted his glasses and saw the words on the first demonstration paper. "Jay, the clothes you wear for his basketball are very nice." I also like this number, hehe, hehe. " He frowned and asked his grandson, "Where did you get this little note?" This is not a piece of paper. You put two little stars on the table. I opened it and found the words inside! "He paused, and then went to the second demonstration to pay attention to Jay. There is a kind of happiness that makes you have a desperate love for his life. People" have a kind of happiness that makes you have a desperate person and love him forever. "
He remembered, remembered, and burst into tears.
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