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If you can't eat at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

I think the person who wrote this title must be a hard worker, haha, asking such a funny question.

First, if you can’t eat at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

Can’t it be for drinking yogurt? Right, who doesn't have a few bottles of yogurt in the refrigerator at home? If you want to drink it at night, what will you do if there is no light when you open the refrigerator and reach out and encounter fried chicken? What to do if you encounter steak, burgers and Samsung smart phones?

So, there are lights in the refrigerator, just to tell you that this can be eaten and that cannot be eaten, otherwise it will be difficult to take back your hand if it touches something you shouldn’t eat. .

Two, it’s like running to a barbecue stall during a night run.

This matter can actually be compared to an analogy. It’s like you plan to go for a night run, but you end up at a barbecue stall. Do you think you can still run? You must be eating well. At worst, you will lose weight again tomorrow! Then day after day, and so on, haha.

The light in the refrigerator is like a road sign, telling you that there is a barbecue stall ahead one kilometer away, so go somewhere else! It makes sense if you explain it this way! When you open the refrigerator, you can see your target at a glance, yogurt or soda. You won't reach out and touch it: Oh my God, why is there still half a fried chicken? Do you want to make it?

Third, the light will not go out if it is not turned off tightly.

Yes, when you cannot close the refrigerator door tightly, the light will stay on. This is the refrigerator sending a signal to you, telling you to close it quickly. Don’t worry about the smell of fried chicken. Fei Zhouzhang, why don't you just take it out and put it on the table to smell it. If you can't eat it, you can still smell it. After all, you are a child who wants to be a beautiful girl, haha.

In fact, this has a certain practical effect. When it gets dark, you can open the refrigerator directly without turning on the lights. In addition, what if the indoor light cannot enter the refrigerator well? You must have reached out and touched fried chicken again. That's fine, but how can you still be a beautiful girl?

So, everything has been arranged for you now, it just depends on your perseverance.

Fourth, avoid using it as a toilet after drinking too much.

Yes, didn’t it say in the joke that a man drank too much and peeed when he opened the refrigerator. While peeing, he asked his wife when voice-activated lights were installed in the toilet and why they came on as soon as he opened the door. , and later this man was kicked out of the house by his wife before he finished urinating. Do you think it’s ridiculous?

So, this is for people to better distinguish where is the bathroom and where is the refrigerator. Don’t get confused. It will be troublesome. You have to clean it yourself. Why bother? Right!

To sum up, I think this question should be completely answered! Of course, the questions asked by foodies are also so strange. When I saw this question, I seemed to see a 17, 18 or 19-year-old girl lying on the bed thinking about this question. There must be something in the refrigerator that attracted her and made it difficult for her to sleep. .

The reason why I posted this question to netizens was because I wanted to find a logical excuse to eat, but it’s a pity that you didn’t find it. You should just sleep honestly. Your body shape is the most important thing. Grow up. You will know, that is a pass for all walks of life, everyone is a visual animal, as long as you look good, you can do everything right! Ha ha.