Comic sketch Daquan script is a little simpler.

B: That's right.

A: Crosstalk performers should be smart.

B: Right, right, right.

A: Watch your language, too.

B: Right, right, right, right.

A: Like you-

B: I'm especially suitable for it.

A: What's appropriate? These lips are like sausages.

Is it that thick?

A: It is not appropriate to say crosstalk with your mouth.

B: who is not suitable? I tell you, I have a smart mind and a sharp mouth.

A: Don't brag. I will test you in front of all the teachers and classmates. Anyway, let's talk.

What do you mean, anyway?

A: I say a word, you turn it over and say it again. Being able to say it is smart!

B: We can try.

A: I'll be right there. My desk.

My desk.

Well, how can you be so stupid? When I say my desk, you must say I have a sub-desk.

Oh, I see.

I see! Let's get started. See how you react!

B: No problem!

A: I will lose your head.

You are out of your mind.

A: You ... you scold me!

You deserve it!

Well, my forehead.

B: I have no brain!

A: My eyebrows.

I have no eyes!

A: My eyes.

I am a pig's eye. Hey, what a pity!

My nose is broken.

I measure my nose. Oh, why should I measure him?

A: My mouth. ......

B: ... bite you!

Why did you bite me?

I can't wait to chew you up!

A: Forget it. Let's report the characters in the novel first!

Which novel?

Answer: Just report the names in Journey to the West.

A: I am Zhu Bajie.

I am a pig.

A: I'm Friar Sand.

B: I'm Sanzang. How can I be three monks?

I'm Monkey Sun.

B: I'm a monkey grandson! Say something nice!

A: Yes, how about going to the garden and signing up for a flower name?

Go to the garden? That's good.

But before I go to the garden, I have a request.

B: What requirements!

A: It's faster than just now. It's time to act.

B: I can do it with my actions. Is that so? (Join Party A and walk around the stage like lovers, singing: "Flowers are fresh, flowers are bright ... a song that is out of tune. )

A: What, it's out of tune! Watch me: How- Yao Guo ... (sing a song that is even out of tune)

Stop singing, it's killing pigs.

Then let's start now.

B: OK.

I go shopping in the garden.

I go shopping in the garden.

I am a peony flower.

B: I'm Peony.

I am a sunflower.

B: I bask in the sun. Oh, how should I spend it?

First, the sun is not money. You think you're playing Plants vs Zombies!

I'm Molly.

I am jasmine.

I am a dog's tail flower

I am a dog with a flower tail.

B: no, I can't stand it! You're kidding!

Who taught you to be so stupid?

What did you say?/Sorry? Don't move.

A: (running off the stage) Goodbye, comrades! ! !

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