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What's the strangest thing you've ever seen in an interview?

Seeing this problem, I can't help but say something.

I didn't attend several interviews when I was still in college, but in just a few interviews, I met something I really wanted to vomit.

Freshmen have just entered the school, experienced military training, and various associations and student organizations in the school have begun to recruit new students.

During military training, many seniors will come to publicize the school community and encourage everyone to participate more.

So, in that hot summer, I reported to the student organization of the school: the Student Union.

The recruitment of students requires interviews, and there are three rounds of interviews, among which these three rounds of interviews are mainly self-introduction, talent display and practice.

Two days after registration, I was told to attend the first round of interview. This first round of interview can be passed as long as you make a simple self-introduction without stage fright and then answer the simple questions of your seniors and sisters.

So, I successfully passed the first round of interview.

The next step is to prepare for the second interview, talent show.

I don't have any natural voice to get by, so I chose a song that suits me and practiced more in those days.

Soon, the time and place notice of the second round of interview came again.

I went to the interview site with a little more nervous than the first interview, waiting for the interview to start.

There are many people in front of me, so I slowly relaxed my nervousness and enjoyed the talent show of others.

At this moment, a boy came over and the host said, please start your talent show.

This buddy "Bangbang" walked off the podium and sent a notebook to each senior in the interview stage, introducing that it was his study notes made in high school for three years.

WTF? ! This is called a talent show? Then should I bring my previous homework or my previous high-scoring thesis?

That's not all. Senior senior seems to have eaten this set of "immorality" and actually played with him.

What the hell? Never mind the people under the stage! Pay no attention to the influence!

After a while, the boy with white hair and red hair sitting in front of me came on stage.

I pay attention to him because whenever people who perform on the stage are nervous and make mistakes, he boos off the stage, so it's annoying. After all, what he did was disrespectful.

But I have to tell you the truth, this boy is not bad. So I want to know what he will perform.

I saw him go on stage to say hello and introduce himself, so I was ready to step down. My senior called him to ask about his talent show. He said he wasn't ready, and then the senior asked him not to leave. Your senior hasn't seen enough of you, and your senior's questions haven't been asked yet!

Then, it is unthinkable that the interview will become a blind date. What is even more incredible is that people have lived like that.

Really, just when I was fully prepared for the talent show, I was very disappointed with my senior's attitude.

It's one thing not to get mutual respect, and it's another thing for their "acquaintances" to pass.

If so, why waste the time of the rest of us? Why don't you choose your familiar classmates?

When it was my turn, I walked onto the stage and sang the prepared song steadily, which won the applause of everyone, including the unpleasant "red hair".

Then I went to the questioning session of my senior sister. To tell the truth, I may never hear such a wonderful interview question again in my life.

After I introduced myself briefly, a senior interviewer asked me, how many eggs are there in a catty?

I was shocked and deeply suspected that there was something wrong with my ears. I didn't know I had heard wrong until I saw an uproar under the stage.

Then I said politely, sorry, senior, I don't know the answer to this question. Can you tell me?

Maybe he didn't react to his own problems, so I threw them back. I looked nervously at the senior sitting next to him. That senior stared at me. She's staring at me!

I was stupid enough to ask the wrong question and stare at me. What the hell is this? I got the respect I deserved, I did what I should do, and she stared at me!

I was very angry, but for the sake of the overall situation, I ignored her attitude, and then I listened to my senior sister and boldly dismissed me.

Yes, the interview result is obvious. Although my talent show won a lot of applause, I was eliminated from the second interview.

I am also glad that I didn't pass the interview, otherwise I can't accept working with such a group of "wonderful" people.