Wonderful children's humorous jokes

My husband called to say that there is a dinner party tonight and I can't go home for dinner. The son asked:? mother

Mom, what is entertainment? ?

I explained to my son: if you don't want to go, but you have to go, it's called entertainment. ?

The son suddenly realized. He will go to school the next morning and say to me:? Mom, I want to

Went to socialize. ?

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In winter, the Vega family would sit in front of the fireplace and mind their own business. Mother saw his brother leave, so she

Ask Vega:? Where is your brother? ?

? Probably fell into the river. ?

? What are you going to do in the river? ?

? There are two possibilities? Vega said,? If the ice is thick, he may be skating; If the ice is thin,

He may be swimming. ?

Father and two children are watching TV? Animal world? Suddenly inspiration came, just

Between children:

? Let me test you: Of all the animals in the world, which one can give you meat?

Eat and give you shoes to wear? ?

The two children thought about it and immediately answered together:? That's dad! ?

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Six-year-old Xiaowen: satellites, you draw me, I draw you?

Five-year-old satellite: Yes, but don't draw me too ugly.

Six-year-old Xiaowen: I drew a little pig, marked with a satellite.

Five-year-old satellites: painted a childlike xiaowen.

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Nanjue is 7 years old and still very naughty. On one occasion, my mother solemnly said to her:

? South Monsieur beaucaire, you should be sensible. If you continue to be naughty like this, your children will certainly be.

He is a naughty boy. ?

South Monsieur beaucaire get carried away loudly rang up:

? Ok, ok, mom won't be crushed this time! ?

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John came back from the outside with a big bill in his hand and said to his mother, this is.

I found it outside! ?

Mom doesn't believe me, ask? Did you really pick it up? ?

? It's true. ? John replied? I saw the man looking for it. ?

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By the wooden door of the apartment, Alataro, the carpenter's son, was crying. The landlord took a look and left.

Ask him.

? Xiao Xin, what happened? What happened to the finger? ?

? Uncle, I want to know how many teeth a dog has, so I put my hand into the dog's mouth and counted them. ?

? Ouch! ?

? Who knows, that dog wants to count how many fingers I have! ?

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Son:? Dad, what is a soldier with several gold stars on his collar? ?

Dad:? That is the commander of the army. ?

Son:? Therefore, God is the commander-in-chief of the armies of all countries in the world, because he

There are too many stars there to count!

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Dad:? Tom, what would you say if I ate with your dirty hands?

What? ?

? I should be polite and say nothing. ?

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One day, Lisa and her little friend Nina talked about the power of the wind.

Lisa said, what a terrible typhoon! My fence was blown down the other day.

? Tetanus is terrible. Little Nina said in fear. My uncle Cooper next door.

Has been sent to the hospital for emergency treatment! ?

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Dad asked:? Jordan, if the car is made of chocolate, which part would you like to eat first? ?

? Wheels? Jordan said,? So the car can't drive. ?

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? Dad, please buy me a small flower drum! ? Other families pleaded.

? If you knock at the door, I can't read. ?

? No, dad. I will knock when you sleep. ?

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