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I am very harmonious.
Kindly
be weather-beaten
mild
Have a friendly look
Calm and serious
glowing with health
Strong character
Calm; calm
Indifferent kindness
Do you use the word I to describe handsome? I am: handsome, charming, well-proportioned, young and rich, brave and powerful, invincible in the world, the first in the room, alone, invulnerable, the best, a jade-faced husband, different people have different opinions, a wise man sees wisdom, King Kong is not bad, SHEN WOO is wise and chivalrous. Once upon a time, through the ages, friends from the United States went to soup. Supreme, supreme, gorgeous, heroic, moral example, not drunk for thousands of cups, restless, knowledgeable, a man of great talent, the pride of all sentient beings, the world's master, aboveboard, selfless, shocking, the first hero, chivalrous master, anxious as the wind, quiet as the forest, sweeping as the fire, motionless as a mountain, known as pear flower pressing Haitang.
I'm very gentle, very gentle.
There are enough reasons to be brave.
Talk like a waterfall
young and promising
Talk and laugh happily.
(of a woman) with bright eyes and teeth.
It looks like a pillar.
Full of heroism
glib-tongued
This man has his watch.
learned and versatile
I was also the first hero, hero, knight-errant,
Urgent as the wind, quiet as the forest, sweeping as the fire, quiet as the mountain,
Known as the pear flower on the begonia,
People nicknamed it "Jade-faced Little Dragon, which can do anything in heaven and earth".
Handsome and intelligent personification,
The combination of chivalry and kindness,
So are predecessors, masters and giants. Flirting at each other, my whole body exudes an unruly atmosphere, like a drifting boat, but I never regard me as a long-term harbor. Star eyebrows and sharp eyes are his angular face. Angular face, cold as fireworks. Thick eyebrows and sword eyes, heroic spirit, heroic spirit, handsome face, heroic spirit.
Seriously, he couldn't help sinking when he looked at my eyes shining like stars. A few long wet hairs were swinging between his eyebrows, and his strong chest was shining in the sun. Looking at me, she seems to feel my warm breath. As long as there is no pressure around, it is no longer pressure.
This is the scene she dreamed of one night.
Seeing the spirit of Wen Ya wandering in my brow, I am really a bit elegant and exudes noble and elegant bearing. Although it is not as heroic, resolute and gentle as Yi Yun, it can't hide the natural elegance and dignity between words and manners. Just as he frowned, a man in a melanin coat came over with his hands behind his back. The clear luster in eyes makes people feel intoxicated. There is inviolable majesty in his eyes, and it seems that a cold star can be shot out of Xiao Leng's eyes. Have invincible dignity at first sight!
Slender and bushy eyebrows, tall and handsome nose, thin and sexy lips with a touch or a touch of exciting smile, delicate gold-rimmed eyes timely conceal the sharp eyes like eagles.
Through the crystal lens, the sunlight spreads faint light and shadow around the eyes, which makes people more and more unable to see through the clouds and sky hidden under the slightly drooping eyes, but they think they must be sharp eyes for no reason. Thin black-rimmed glasses make the white skin more delicate, and the whole person leans against the wall at will, giving people a kind of elegance full of strength and wildness like a cheetah nap.
..... I can't stand it myself ...)
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