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The silly boy chased the beautiful girl and spent 100,000 yuan on her. What did he find when he returned home?
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I was surprised when I heard that the child had found a girlfriend; I was even more surprised when I found out who his girlfriend was.
The kid was named by my friend because he has a baby face and is not very tall. He looks like a junior high school student. My friend said that when he saw him, he always reminded him of his younger brother who was in junior high school at home.
My friend often calls his brother "kid" at home.
So I usually take care of him a lot at work, and even call him over to eat when I cook at home on weekends.
I met a child during the summer vacation of my sophomore year when I worked at a friend’s place for a summer job. He came to a friend's house for dinner and bought a lot of fruit.
After he left, I joked to my friend: This kid is really honest and specializes in buying expensive things. The price here is estimated to be one or two hundred yuan. Come and have a meal, you really lose money.
My friend smiled and said that the child has always been like this, very polite, and is really a good child. In fact, the child is not very old. He was only 19 years old when I went there.
He has many children at home, and his parents can’t take care of them, so he doesn’t read much and has been working for several years. But he is still introverted and doesn't like to talk. My friend said he is too honest.
Because he is honest, there are always people who like to ask him to help. Sometimes when he fails to do things well for others, he doesn’t know how to defend himself when someone criticizes him.
At that time, my friend who had a hot-tempered personality was a little resentful: You are still so stubborn when asking others to do things?
She helped the child several times, and then the two of them had more contacts.
Two months later, I am going home and preparing to ask my children and friends to go out for dinner. But my friend said angrily: Stop calling him! After asking, I found out that there was a conflict between my friend and the child.
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The reason for the conflict was the child’s girlfriend at the time.
My friend told me that the child was with that so-and-so. Regarding so-and-so, my friend told me her gossip. The gossip is quite long, so I won’t go into details.
In general, her love history is extremely rich.
But the most discussed thing is that she first fell in love with A, then broke up after a while, and then ended up with B again. But A and B turned out to be very good friends.
Later, the two stopped interacting with each other. Most of these gossips about friends come from what others say. Despite this, my friend still insisted that there should be no smoke without smoke.
So the friend went to find the child and asked him to try not to get involved with the girl. The friend originally had good intentions, but after telling her too many times, the child developed a problem with her.
I heard that she is the girl that the child is chasing after, and the child spends a lot of money for her.
My friend and I once got off work and saw a child and a girl shopping for clothes. The girl was walking in front and the child was carrying large and small bags behind. He didn't see us, so the two of them went to a mobile phone store again.
That was the first time I saw that girl. She was pretty, quite delicate and quiet. By that time, the friend and the child had already had a quarrel, and the two did not speak for a while.
The next time I saw the child was at the vegetable market, he was greeting his friends. The friend didn't want to pay attention to him, so he said to himself: "Sister, I want to take her back to my hometown to have a look."
The friend asked a few questions. After a few minutes, the child looked at the time. , said he was leaving as soon as possible. He is going back to cook, but his girlfriend is still waiting at home.
The friend sighed at that time.
03
After the summer vacation, I went back to school and never went to my friends again. Until a year later, when I was chatting with a friend, I thought of my child and asked casually: Is he already married now?
My friend replied "no", and then I learned the next story.
The child took the girl back to his hometown. After playing for a long time, he was dumbfounded because the girl quietly left alone. After I left, I called him and told him that I was not used to being here and was going back first.
The child hurried back to the place where he worked. Fortunately, the girl was still there, but she had moved her belongings out of the place where he lived. The girl wanted to break up with him, but the child finally agreed.
The friend then found out that the child had spent nearly 100,000 yuan on the girl.
I was a little surprised, and my friend continued: "Don't look at how expensive it is for a child to come to my house to eat and buy food. He usually saves himself, and he saved the 100,000 yuan when he went out to work."
"They haven't been together for long, so they spent so much money?"
"Buying clothes, pants, shoes, mobile phones, and gold necklaces, gold earrings, and gold As for the bracelets, he can buy whatever the girl wants. How can he not spend so much money?" The friend sighed again.
My friend also said that it was actually the kid who was being chased by the girl at that time, not that he was chasing after the girl as we thought. He bought those things for the girl not because he was chasing her, but because she was already his girlfriend.
After the girl followed him back, she felt that the conditions in his hometown were not good, so she did not want to be with him.
The child later went to work there, but his relationship with his friends was not as good as before. He always seemed to be avoiding his friends, and he left after half a year without telling his friends.
The friend never saw him again.
"I hope he will still believe in love in the future." After a long time, my friend suddenly sighed.
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