Please tell many jokes. They must be as interesting as possible. Don't joke, not to mention those colors. Pupils can watch it as long as it is not suitable for children.

Last time I bought a water cup at IKEA, it was 29.9, frosted, and it felt great.

But it's a little too big, and there is no bracelet to carry.

Every time I hold a glass of water before eating, I feel full. It is really too big!

I received a leaflet from IKEA today and found that its price has dropped to 19.9.

Besides, it is a vase. ...

After finishing the math test, a netizen silently changed his signature: there are still 365 days before the college entrance examination.

Father: "Whenever a guest comes, you must listen to me when I ask you to take a cigarette."

Son: "I don't know what you mean."

Father: "that is to say, if a guest comes in the future, I say' bring a cigarette' and you really take it;" I said,' Have a cigarette' and don't come back when you leave. "