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Tell me about the May Day holiday. Happy May Day, let’s go pick up girls.

1. May Day holiday: 5 days for regular schools, 7 days for art schools, 9 days for schools that are against the will of heaven, 2 days for forced schools, 3 days for 2 days, and 2 more days for a reminder. --

2. One day, we will leave each other, one day, we will say goodbye, one day, I hope we will meet again. One day, hopefully.

3. The so-called love means that when the feelings, passion and romance are all taken away, you still cherish the other person.

4. Finally, we have reached the end, and no one belongs to anyone.

5. An old couple, what a beautiful picture, what a beautiful dream. These days, how many can come to an end?

6. It is said that the pool is the tears of the sun and the love but always missed.

7. Love is a dream, but some people always oversleep.

8. There is nothing that cannot be forgotten. I will always forget you in the future. I will forget your appearance first, then your voice, and what you said. Not now, but in the future. That's ok too.

9. I know clearly that what you say and write is not for me, but I deceive myself and take the seat.

10. If my sister dies, give her a brother.

11. Believe in your lover, don’t always doubt the sincerity of the other person, and be considerate of each other. Care about the other person, miss the other person often, even if she is bad, put yourself in the other person's shoes, and never let her face become unfamiliar.

12. Love without love will never go bad. So, we flirt, we are ambiguous, but we never fall in love.

Thirteen. The injured little hedgehog can no longer trust anyone or accept anyone’s love.

14. I always felt that we should be together. I never thought of breaking up with you, even when we had the worst quarrel.

15. Half of life is Memories, half continue.

16. He was carrying her, and she asked him: Am I heavy? He said: I have the whole world on my back, do you think it will sink?

17. When I say hurtful things to you, I don’t mean to hurt you, but I want you to understand that I still care about you.

18. If there is a Love is called letting go, then, after letting go, you will never have love again

19. I look towards the day of love, but oh, love never looks towards me

20. Do you know , every abandoned heart will wither and die, in some unknown corner.

21. Some people were once friends, but after confessing their love, they can no longer even remain friends. May Day greeting text message

The grass is green, the red flowers are fragrant, a happy life leads to health, the wine of friendship, the tea of ??thinking, hard work will lead to prosperity, more happiness, less sorrow, happiness will be with you forever, I wish you May Day Happy holiday.

After experiencing the white snow in the sky in January, the joy and celebration in February, the green buds of stars in March, and the drizzle in April, we finally welcome the first day of May. Let us enjoy this beauty. Best wishes for the holidays!

In the season when flowers are blooming and fragrant, I can always think of you! A text message sent me the care that I often want to say but cannot express! Wish you a happy May Day!

May Day is here. I hope you can show your frown, take a look at the blooming branches, look at the front of the river, sit on the old farmer's kang, and swim in the green fields. Happiness will fill your heart!

My care stops by your side, letting warmth envelope you; my true feelings linger in your heart, letting happiness accompany you; my blessings are sent to your eyes, letting happiness embrace you; Labor Day is here, be happy!

May 1st Labor Day is here, I give you "five ones": a glass of wine to relieve sorrow, a clear song to relieve sleepiness, a pot of tea to warm the stomach, a ray of breeze to wash the lungs, and a refreshing feeling Calm your mind.

Mood is the source of happiness, and endless thoughts flow through the four seasons to welcome May Day. Let the blessed heart dance for you. I wish you a happy May Day and good luck.

My thoughts turn into big apples, my efforts will surely bear fruit, my greetings are like big cabbage, I will have a happy life and work, take care of me with a full glass of boiled water, happiness will always be with me, I wish you a happy May Day

Spring Flowers Romance, beauty is the expression of the season, the spring breeze blows, happiness is the expression of mood, the spring is bright, and harmony is the third taste of life. On Labor Day, I wish you a happy holiday.

During the May Day holiday, the flowers are blooming in spring. I will give you happy weights, build a happy pagoda for you, and send you a whole bouquet of happy flowers. I wish you a happy and prosperous life, and a prosperous career.

The spring breeze brings Labor Day, the busyness should stop, and life should be happier. I will never exhaust my thoughts for you, wish you a new world, happiness will never change with you, and happiness will never be with you.

Don’t work on Labor Day, rest well and relax, bathe in the spring breeze, live a happy life with endless joy, miss you a lot, and express blessings in a special way. I wish you a happy Labor Day.

The gentle breeze blows the willows by the river, and the May Day holiday is joyful. I give you a glass of greeting wine. I hope you hold it happily in your hand, and the sun illuminates your heart. It is hard to find a rest on May Day. I wish you good luck and good luck. You go. May Day qq space talk Happy Labor Day everyone, I wish you all a good time

1. How can I have time for a holiday? For ordinary employees like us, nothing is a holiday.

2. During this May Day holiday, I was not on duty. I thought I could spend a few days enjoying a good life at home with a smile.

3. Finally, I could spend 24 hours with you. Let’s smile together,

4. It’s just a good time to take advantage of the warm weather and go out for a walk and play with a smile.

5. I am full of expectations for the holidays.

6. But it’s really a holiday, and it’s even more tiring than working.

7. Today is my first day at work. I almost fell asleep on the way to work on my electric bike.

8 and 5 are really happy, these seven words. Only the first six words are the most touching to me. I have no feeling at all about the last word. .

9. Don’t ask me to guess, because the process of guessing will give people a lot of hope. I’m afraid that after the hope, I will be disappointed.

10. Dreams are meant to be shattered, not realized, because in the face of reality, they are nothing.

11. Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

12. I began to forget your existence, just like the colorful colors instantly turned pale.

13. Sometimes I want to find myself, the self that I was many years ago, but I can’t find it.

14. In these youthful days, please remember that we have a classmate with the same name.

15. Just look at the flowers that are left in spring and gradually fall, which is when beauty dies;

16. The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

17. As long as you dance well with the hoe, you are not afraid of not being able to dig corners.

18. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

19. It’s not that I’m a playboy, but that I’m too attentive to every girl.

20. Seeing the pain of others is my greatest happiness.

21. We are all slowly waiting to grow old.

22. We continue to hurt others and be hurt by others in this world.

Twenty-three, I have accumulated a sea of ??flowers for you, in exchange for your world-famous smile.

24. If friends don’t talk about money, they are not friends if they talk about money.

25. I used to regard you as a god, but now I find that you are also a human being. Funny May Day Blessings

1. May Day greetings are eighteen, and May Day blessings are nine. I wish you good luck and live in Jinyinzhai; I wish you happiness and jewelry. beach. Simple affection, sincere heart, I wish you all the best.

Happy May Day!

2. On Labor Day, don’t work, just stay at home and feel sleepy! Hee hee, so comfortable!

3. Roses are my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my soul. They are given to you, my love, and have a happy May Day!

4. May Day is here, let go of the work pressure, relax your body and feel good; spring is the time when flowers are blooming, and you will feel refreshed when you go out for an outing in the countryside; make an appointment with friends and family, and it will be so lively to gather together! I wish you a happy May Day holiday!

5. Labor Day is here, and I wish you all the best in advance for those of us who have cramps at work, convulsions from working overtime, convulsions from working, sobs from receiving money, abstract blessings, and time off from holidaying. Happy Working People’s Day!

6. No more stress, only looseness; no more grinding, only a quick glance at flowers; no more frowning, only flowers in front of and under the moon; no more nine-to-five, only eating, drinking, and defecation. May Day is here, have fun.

7. Let our love walk through the rolling white sand, pass through the purple clouds, sow seeds in the fertile blue fields, water them with sweet streams, and grow into sky-green cypresses under the warm Danyang. Happy May Day!

8. You like to touch your head when you are thinking, your money bag when you are shopping, your belt when you are in love, and your pocket when your cell phone rings. On the occasion of May Day, I would like to grant you the honorary title of "Lao Mo" and wish you a happy holiday.

9. I will not rest during the May Day holiday. I am constantly busy sending blessings through text messages. I have to stop being busy every day. Today is Labor Day, so my life should be happier. My thoughts about you will not be exhausted. I am eager to send you blessings. Happiness accompanies you year after year, and the flower of joy will never fade.

10. May your career be smooth, your comings and goings be safe, your family be harmonious, be happy every day, have lots of bonuses every month, have high performance every year, have abundant wealth, and be happy and healthy for the rest of your life. Happy Labor Day to you!

11. Knowing you is the greatest honor in my life. Having you is my greatest pride in this life. Staying with you for the rest of my life is my greatest wish in this life. Happy May Day, my dear!

12. Life is like a string, if it is too tight it will break. Work and rest should be combined, and happiness will be unlimited. The May Day holiday is here to cherish. Leisure and entertainment, travel and play. Put work aside and relax and stay healthy. May you be happy and have fun on May Day!

13. Labor Day is coming again today, and I send you this text message blessing. I wish you good health after labor, refreshed after the holidays, forget all worries and trivial matters, hold the hand of wealth every day, and move forward together with health and happiness. , wish you a happy May Day.

14. Xiao Zhang, who is known for being late, went to work very early today. He asked curiously: Why is Xiao Zhang so early today? Xiao Zhang replied: May Day is coming, can I not be early to hand out welfare gifts today? Happy Labor Day!

15. Holidays happen every year, but this holiday is particularly different. Do you know why? I don’t know, I’m here to tell you, I also studied for a long time before I knew the difference, because I sent you a text message, haha! Happy May Day!

16. Labor creates civilization, civilization produces technology, technology invented mobile phones, mobile phones carry information, information conveys words, words express feelings, and feelings affirm greetings: Happy May Day.

17. Three representatives of May Day: I greet you on behalf of all the blessings that have come during this period, I welcome you on behalf of the flowers, hummingbirds, insects and butterflies outside, and I wish you blessings on behalf of relatives and friends who are in contact and not in contact: Happy May Day holiday to you!

18. Telecom’s new function test on Labor Day is free this month. Please press any number key to test your Zhijing test and your IQ is zero.

19. My blessings to you should be as high as the light shines on the top of Mount Everest; as deep as the Pacific Ocean can survive the soup; as long as the Great Wall stands guard; as wide as it can be. , brilliant for thousands of years: Happy May Day!

20. May Day is here, I wish you something fruitful for your hard work: your work will be smooth, your abilities will be amazing, your career will soar, your life will be settled once and for all, and your life will be smooth! May your May Day activities be colorful and have a happy May Day holiday!

21. The May Day holiday is coming, and I would like to send you my sincere blessings. I hope you can sort out your troubles, erase painful memories, add a happy mood, recall sweet past events, and enjoy a happy life. , celebrate May Day happily, and happy Labor Day.

22. Happy May Day to all the working people in the world!

23. May Day is here. I wish you: a big promotion in your job, a big income, a big change in your life, a big turn in your life, and unparalleled happiness every day. , Happy Labor Day!

24. On May Day, you performed your swimming skills: you paddled hard in the pool, including breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, freestyle, and the amazing diving! The old man on the shore was anxious: "Damn it! You drank the cesspool dry and stopped letting me farm!"

25. How glorious it is for the working people to have a national holiday. It’s not easy to be away from home, so be happy on May Day. It’s been so hard all year round, but today is our holiday. Eat, drink, play and go shopping, and enjoy a good life. Happy Labor Day!

26. May Day is here, and the mouse’s dream is to drag all the cats into the hole and bite them to death. Crow's protest: Are we the ones in darkness? The wolf's plan: get a sheepskin and wear it on May Day. And you?

27. Labor is the source of knowledge, labor is the source of wealth, labor is the source of strength, labor is the source of happiness, labor is the source of all joy and all good things. On Labor Day, may you try your best to catch these sources!

28. Happy Labor Day? Labor is a kind of happiness. Are you so happy that you feel dizzy today? Then take advantage of your dizziness and sleep! Good night!

29. You are busy like a little bee all day long. You are a "model worker" in my mind. Now I would like to offer a flower to you as a model worker! Happy May Day!

30. Spring is coming, flowers are in bud, birds are singing, butterflies are playing, May Day, blessings are passed on, friends are wished, Labor Day, good health, during the short vacation, the spirit is high, holidays Later, the God of Wealth comes to visit. Happy Labor Day!

31. I wish you a May Day: unstoppable luck in playing cards, a leopard with golden flowers, others staring at you with a smile on your face, and others paying you to take money.

32. While the sun is not strong and the weather is not hot, I will grab an early opportunity to say hello and give you the most joy, the most peace, the most success, the most relaxation, and the most happiness. , wish you a happy May Day in advance!

33. Sincerely thank you for your contribution to the company in the past year. I wish you a happy May Day and all the best!

34. It was a long night with no intention of sleeping. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, but it turns out that you, girl, can't sleep either!

35. Whether you work hard or not does not count, it is up to you, other people’s evaluations will count; whether you work hard or not, today you have the final say, and other people’s opinions will not count; whether you wish to bless or not, it is not up to anyone else. , only what I say counts. May Day wishes you happiness!

36. The romance of wind chimes lies in arousing people's yearning for a better life; the depth of camel bells lies in arousing people's longing for a bright future; the ringtone of your mobile phone lets you know that someone is silently blessing you. Happy Labor Day!

37. No gifts during the May Day holiday. I will send you a text message instead. Health and happiness will always be with you, and good luck will never be separated from you. And let me tell you, labor is the last word.

38. May Day: I want you to laugh in a good mood! I want you to smile in a good mood! I want you to be in a good mood and laugh! I want you to be in a good mood and giggle. I want you to be in a good mood to be funny!

39. May Day Warning: The front is peace, the back is happiness, the left is health, and the right is good luck. If the breakout fails, it is recommended that you pretend to surrender first and go undercover until you send back a happy message. , strive for victory.

Happy May Day!

40. The May Day Tour Bus is at your service: please bring a healthy backpack, a good-luck map, get on the bus with a happy ticket check, and follow the happy tour guide to have a relaxing and comfortable time May Day holiday. Happy May Day!

41. May Day is coming, May Day is coming, let’s make a good start for the holidays; reunions with relatives and friends are indispensable, and it’s fun to eat, drink and have fun; don’t forget to greet your friends, smile when you receive blessings; sincerely say hello to the holidays. , I wish you a wonderful Labor Day!

42. Climb the mountains with infinite scenery, feel the embrace and love of nature, stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city, stay away from the lies of the world, seize the free time during the long vacation, I hope you will experience happiness and let the joy be performed to the fullest , happy Labor Day!

43. There is such a day when women are proud of the spring breeze, and men wash and mop the floor; women accompany them in Korean dramas, and men wash dishes and cook; women invite friends to chat, and men are by their side; women celebrate "Women's Day", and men It’s Labor Day!

44. I want to make a wish on May Day: If you are a shooting star, I will chase you, if you are a satellite, I will wait for you, if you are a star, I will fall in love with you, but it is a pity. You are an orangutan and I can only see you in the zoo! well! What a pity!

45. I will give you five ones on May Day: I will give you a good body to make you healthy, I will give you a good career to make you worry-free, I will give you a good mood to make you comfortable, and I will give you a group of good friends. Friends let you treasure them, give you good luck in life and make you happy!

46. May Day is approaching, and I would like to send you five sentences. Commonly said old sayings: happy holidays; correct nonsense: eat well and drink well; beautiful empty words: live a long life; rigorous clichés: stay young forever; true words: eternal happiness.

47. Husband, I discovered a formula while not working on Labor Day. I wonder if I can win the Nobel Prize: Since ancient times, a mathematical equation is correct (A=B, B=C, so A =C), my discovery is: you=animal, animal=pig, so you=pig!

48. The May Day festival is here, the flowers are blooming; the sun is shining brightly, and the mood is not damp; step by step, I run towards beauty and dance to the music; my thoughts are floating in the sky, and the gospel is all brought to me; my worries are thrown away. , you smile when we meet.

49. Labor Day is here. I wish those of us who have cramps at work, convulsions while working overtime, convulsions while working, sobs when receiving money, abstract blessings, and find time to take vacations. Happy People's Day!

50. When May Day comes, I will give you a Samba "Five" to accompany happiness; I will give you a luxurious "Five" to sleep with good luck; I will give you a big gift." "Five", meet the blessings: May you be happy "five" and "five".