My friend is angry. Who can tell a humorous joke?

1. There are five shoeshine booths, and only one old man is working. Several guests are waiting in line. The impatient man asked, where are the others? Grandpa said that when the stock market trades, everyone looks at the disk. The guest sighed with emotion: everyone has gone to stock trading these days, or you can manage it! Grandpa said: My stock was suspended for one month. When she got married, he gave her a bed, Da Vinci's, which was very expensive. Yesterday, she called him: "I made you spend so much money." He replied: "It doesn't matter whether the furniture is Italian or not, as long as the feelings are true. And the experience of that bed is like my heart. " 3. Jobs: Your windows are rotten and slow, and they often crash. Gates: Yes. Jobs: Then why don't you improve? Gates: The way for boys to repair computers in girls' dormitories has been improved. 4. African black girls travel to Shanghai and stay in hotels. Fire in the middle of the night. The woman ran out quickly. A fireman was surprised to see it and said, God, it's all burnt, running so fast! ! 5. A friend, a clothes seller. She once put 20 yuan in her pocket, pretended not to know, and raised the price of her clothes by 40 yuan. As a result, customers were greedy and cheap, so they bought it directly.