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Classic buckle personality funny talk daquan

1, human imagination is infinite, and your appearance has broken through human imagination.

2. Jian 'an people are Jian 'an people. Even if the economy suits you, it can't be expensive.

I'll find you a veterinarian if you are sick, and I'll prescribe Chinese medicine for you if you are sick.

4. Others value scarcity, but you regard scarcity as a sword.

5. If someone says to look at P or Mao, will you come back to see you?

6, others want to say, I fuck your mother, you can go back and tell him that I castrated your father.

7. You say you are a virgin, but in fact you are just a treated woman.

8. What underworld are you pretending to be? In fact, you belong to the neighborhood Committee of the African black refugee community.

9. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

10, who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts, and now your TM screen is black.

1 1. I'm not the kind of person who steps on people's heels. I just kicked him on Mars.

12, DDVP promotion, buy one get one free, and open the lid with a prize.

13, the tragedy of life is that there is only one knife for two knives.

14, I want to be a gentle person, but gentleness has depreciated.

15, kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

16, if fate grabs your throat, you scratch it.

17, we live in sewers, and we still have the right to look up at the stars.

18, we have enough confidence, but what we don't have is Yali pear.

19, news broadcast is the best b, even if you keep changing channels, you can finish watching a news.

20. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one gulp, but now I have become fat in one gulp.

2 1, I used to be young and energetic, but now I have no youth, only energy.

22. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

23. I am a joke you can't afford. Be careful to turn into teeth and swallow it into your stomach.

24. The degree of a person's awakening is probably like the depth of your pain now.

25. You like me but love someone else. Do you think I'm stupid and cheated by you?

Don't let me see you drinking pure milk, I feel you are contaminating it.

27. Is this what you call being strong? You run when the hooligans come.

28, only because of your ruffian helplessness, there is the current media gossip.

I don't want your hot and cold, because I will catch a cold.

30. No money, no house, no car, what do you have?

3 1, have you improved your mocking skills? I think the road is crooked.

32, our love does not collapse, how do I know its value?

33. The way you take care of people is really special. You take care of all prostitutes with you.

34. I am not the person you want to marry. I'm glad that woman has an eye for pearls.

35. You gave up your future, gave up, and finally gave up on me.

It's none of my business that she is better than me, and it's none of your mother's business that you are better than her.

I know you won her back, so you should cherish it now.

I don't know your secret and neither do you. It's just even.

As long as your heart is enough, nothing in your world will make you sad

40. There are so many things, but I am not worried at all, because I will drag on slowly.

4 1, looking back, she has become the person you love.

42. Good people may be bad people, and bad people are not necessarily good people.

43. No amount of commitment is worth being together in reality.

Since you chose me, why don't you know how to cherish it?

I wouldn't mind your business if I didn't care.

46. I am angry for you because I love you. Who cares about other people's business?

47. Leave me and the world with your false promises.

48. The world is so big that I don't believe that no one loves me.

49. I only have one, just cherish it.

50. How stubborn and persistent I am in love with you.

Buckle classic funny talk about 202 1

1, I am relieved to know that you have had a bad life for so many years.

Wei Zi, you know I often wake myself up at night.

If your girlfriend can't catch up, you should take medicine.

4. People say things and fart. There is no difference between talking and farting. It's all in one breath.

Everything at home is ready, just waiting for you to die.

6. After you leave, I sincerely hope that every man you find in the future is not as good as one.

7. I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

8. I heard that your company has been doing well recently. When will it go bankrupt?

9. Stop pretending, I'm going to stab you with a stick.

10, brother, don't die, hold on, there are more difficulties waiting for you ahead. If you die, who will bear the difficulty?

1 1. There are good news and bad news. Which one do you listen to? What is the bad news? We are lost. I don't know this place. I guess we can only live on cow dung in the future. What's the good news? There is a lot of cow dung! !

12, his sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold, and this grandson is frozen!

13, this head is the worst! /kloc killed his father at the age of 0/3, pushed his mother into the river at the age of 0/5, and died at the age of 0/7! I looked at her for less than 5 minutes, and my tears came down-elder sister, I think this is a misunderstanding.

14, after my counseling, I instigated how many people who were on the verge of suicide tried to kill people.

15, diligent, I just spend other people's coffee time drinking beer.

16, it is strong not to fight unprepared. Traitors must wear condoms.

17, the world is hungry, rice may be gone, but shit will never be lacking. If you can't eat, you eat shit.

18, the enemy is getting worse every day, and I feel distressed.

19, when you hate others, stab yourself with a knife. If you can't solve others, can't you solve yourself?

20. What should I do if I am looked down upon? Hide it so that no one can see it.

2 1, the most terrible thing in the world is not dreaming that I fell asleep in the examination room, but that I did fall asleep in the examination room after waking up.

22. My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

23. Dad taught me not to be cheated by men. Don't believe what men say. For a while, I didn't know whether I should listen to my father or not.

24. Do you know why the front camera pixels of most mobile phones are not high? Because I don't want you to be ugly.

25. I bet my youth on tomorrow and lose day after day.

26. I haven't written for a long time. Now doing homework feels like the emperor has approved the throne.

27. Why are foreign girls' hands so beautiful? Because they haven't done their homework in China.

28. Internet speed has abused me thousands of times. I regard Internet speed as my first love!

29, quarreling with my wife, I roared: Don't think that you are beautiful and I dare not hit you! I thought she would be happy to hear this, but I didn't expect her to say, don't think what you said is very reasonable and I will let you go!

30. I especially liked playing hide-and-seek when I was a child. I went straight home as soon as others hid it.

3 1. Today, I was lying in the upper bunk, and my classmates in the lower bunk were eating cakes. Suddenly, he was furious and shouted that there were nails in the TM cake. I listened, and quickly put away the nail clippers.

32. I'm streaking. I brought myself salt.

I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.

34. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

35. My deskmate asked me what happiness is, and I said that copying in exams is happiness.

36. When I was at school, I often did autopsies. I'm used to dead people. The dormitory is hotter than the steamer at night. The roommate had a whim and said that the morgue had air conditioning. Why don't we sleep there? I have the key. One or two other goods were agreed immediately, and two went. The next day, the janitor was hospitalized.

37. Don't play tricks between girls. Anyway, we will go to the square dance together in a few decades.

38. What are you hungry for besides eating?

39. Friendship is very simple, that is, thinking about each other while eating delicious food, and then taking pictures and sending them to her.

40. There is a kind of person who doesn't like you and won't make you like others. Are you talking about the head teacher?

Funny buckle personality talk daquan

1, RMB represents your strength. I think you can only be mentally retarded now.

I gave you the right to love me, but I didn't give you the right to give up.

3. You always push my limits, so I have to kick you.

I love you vigorously, but you hurt me completely. This love is really unreasonable.

I will do anything except love you.

6. The man I once loved is now my father.

7, but gold always shines, and I am a diamond.

8. I like to record the teacher's lecture and fall asleep at night.

You can't even cheat. How can the teacher trust you to experience in the society?

10, a strong woman in business does not know the hate of national subjugation and does her homework all day.

1 1. Gold always glows, so you can only reflect light.

12, the so-called low-key is just a high-profile attitude.

13, I promised Chairman Mao: I will never pinch the flowers of the motherland again, I will pinch the flowers and pinch the bones.

14, good horse never eats grass again, unless it is rotten fairy grass.

15, after winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed.

16, cold as a joke, life as nonsense.

17. Every time I bring a test paper home, the first thing I do is to wear cotton trousers to meet the storm.

18, "You pay 60 cents, I pay 60 cents", "Why" and "We have a dollar and two cents"

19, I love you until the news broadcast finale.

20. What happened to my flat chest? Don't you know that I have leveled the stability of our school?

2 1, reading books at ordinary times is a thirst for knowledge, and reading books before exams is a desire for survival.

22. Damn it, why can't homework be "copied" and "pasted" like a computer?

23, you think you will be in my heart for a long time, tell you, you think too much.

Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much I can gain weight by eating one more.

25. This morning in spring, I woke up easily and yawned. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.

26. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in one word: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

27. The bell in class is sweeter than the national anthem, and there are more bells in class than anxiety.

28. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.

There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebounding.

3 1, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

32. I am fat and ugly. If you are fat, you are uglier than me.

Live proudly, so be a strong bitch.

You savage, you will never understand my gentleness.

35, looking for a husband's standard, giving face and doing good deeds.

36. People's looks can be divided into two types: one is natural beauty; The second is natural inspiration.

37. When I went to the bank to withdraw money, the first sentence when I sat down was: Am I dead?

Don't stare at me with your eyes. If you stare at me, you will be sued.

39. You can forget if you say forget. If it's so simple, why should I be sad now?

40. You make me love you wholeheartedly. Did you share it with me?

4 1, I'm not that generous. I'll find someone else.

42. You threw cold water on me. Don't pour it back until I cook it.

43, you admit that you are his lover, he doesn't admit that you are his lover, why should people flatter themselves?

44. In this false love, my happiness finally became empty.

45. When I unify the world, I will definitely make you a beggar leader.

46. I miss you so much, but the oath has given me countless slaps.

47. With proud capital, you will have the courage to work hard enough.

48. I don't have golden light, but I have light you can't afford.

49. I have seen through everything on the road of life, including this road of world of mortals.

50. Don't force labor, you don't have mandatory capital.

Qq Personality Classic Funny Talk Daquan

1. My neighbor's aunt's son is 29 years old. He talked with his girlfriend for a year or two and hasn't got married yet. During a chat, I asked my aunt, "Your son is 29 years old. When will he get married? I'm still waiting for candy. " Aunt replied: "I am also anxious, just waiting for my girlfriend to divorce!" " "

In ancient times, there was a child named Sima Guang. While he was playing with his children in the garden, a child accidentally fell into a jar full of water. The children panicked and ran to the adults crying. Sima Guang didn't panic. He lifted a stone and threw it at the jar. The jar was broken, water flowed out and the child was saved. Everyone praised Sima Guang: You are so clever! The next day, they went to the river to play. Sima Guang accidentally fell into the river. The children did not panic. They calmly picked up stones from the ground and threw them into the river. Sima Guang, nine years old.

My roommate of three or four years only ate her and gave five of us an orange. This is really an orange. Snacks are always taken to bed by yourself, and then get out of bed after eating. Everyone in the dormitory charged two yuan for electricity. My roommate said that we used her electricity, so we shouldn't ask her to pay. Give her money! More importantly ... I once saw five audis in her camera! Five cars! There are cameras at home!

4. My daughter is 26 years old. I just watched TV with my family and watched a TV series. Plot: The woman's parents didn't agree to the marriage between the woman and the man, so they stole the household registration book to register with the man. I read it with relish, and my father said to me, Look, those people are stealing household registration books. Our household registration book has been in the drawer for so many years that no one has touched it. It's the Spring Festival, it's really hard to prevent!

When criticizing others, don't forget that you also have many shortcomings.

Six, two female employees chat at lunch. The new chairman is really handsome and well dressed. Yes, you can get dressed quickly.

Seven, my happiness is in hell, and all love is forbidden to go to prison.

Eight, I can tell many stories, from suitable for all ages to unsuitable for children.

According to research, the first owner of Taobao in China was the poet Wang Wei. The basis lies in a condolence poem he wrote to the buyer: Think twice about your relatives during the festive season!

Ten, I feel that I am neglecting my studies and indulging in male sex every day.

How much is love worth? Can you guarantee that?

12. M: "The present society emphasizes equality between men and women, and they are all equal, regardless of each other." Woman: "is that why you went to the ladies' room?" "

Thirteen, since my mother knew that I had a boyfriend, my account book was moved from the cupboard to the safe.

14. Be a female hooligan under siege. After all, no one treats you like a little girl.

Fifteen or two hundred passengers waited for twenty-four hours, and finally they could board the plane. When passing the airport security check, a passenger shouted, what's the need? If someone has a weapon, he will shoot.

16. American intelligence agencies report that from August to September every year, a man in China assembled most of his troops and then mysteriously disappeared! Later, American scientific research invested tens of billions! Draw a conclusion-start military training.

Seventeen, my friend's birthday is tomorrow, and the next day I sent her a short message: sofa.

Eighteen, a person went through hardships to find seven dragon balls. After the dragon appeared, he said that he would realize his three wishes. The man blurted out and wanted a train ticket home. Shenlong thought for a moment and said, "You can get on my back, or I'll carry you home!" "

19. I hope you won't get fat after eating too much and have a pleasant face.

Twenty, people who like you will tell you that I took a shower, and then they will say that I have finished washing. People who don't like you will die in the bathroom after I take a shower.

People I like and people who like me remember to add clothes. Don't like my naked.

Twenty-two, young man, you feel sorry for you. In fact, you didn't sleep well. You thought you were upset. In fact, you didn't eat enough. You thought you missed it. In fact, you were too idle.

Twenty-three, in the evening, I came into the house and saw my husband reading things on the computer. I asked him what he was doing, and he calmly said that he was watching an island movie. I'm still at home, so blatant! Without saying anything, I went up and got a fat beating. Take a look at the computer: Dragon Ball.

Twenty-four, old woman: You want to hire a heroine, I'll apply for it. Director: But you are late. Old woman: I came as soon as I saw the advertisement. Why am I late? Director: You are 20 years late.

Twenty-five, just tell me six words. I'll buy you snacks.

Twenty-six, China students are best at staying up late, doing homework, carrying the college entrance examination, typhoon smog. The flowers of the motherland are really powerful.

The food is too good to refuse a person who feels lonely in the middle of the night.

Twenty-eight, I bought a pack of cigarettes in the canteen in the morning and bought a bottle of wine in the canteen in the afternoon. By the way, I handed the cigarette to the boss and lit it. The boss took a sip and said, This cigarette is a bit fake. ...

Li: "Just now a man suddenly hugged me from behind and molested me." Qiang: "No wonder you are so angry." Li: "What's even more irritating is that the man actually said,' What a wet blanket, it's a man!'" "

Thirty, my sorrow is nothing more than lying flat-chested and my stomach is still there.