What are some high-quality bad jokes?

1. Son: Mom, I’m going to college. What should I do with these two turtles? I have had it for 8 years. Mom: If you do well in the exam, you will be released; if you do not do well in the exam, you will be stewed in a pot.

2. Xiao Ming asked curiously: "Grandpa, the book says that life begins at sixty. What does it start with?" Grandpa said helplessly: "Arthritis, rheumatic pain, diabetes, stroke."

3. My cousin came to play at home. My husband, who loves to write, became concerned about his cousin’s love problems and asked: "Sister, you are so old, what conditions do you have to find a partner? Let me see if there is someone suitable for you. "Introduce me."

My cousin said jokingly: "My requirements are not high: the man must have a handsome face like an actor, a strong body like an athlete, and be knowledgeable like a researcher, and his home must be decorated like a garden, and his bank balance must be 100%." Ten thousand yuan, and besides, he is as considerate as a waiter."

Husband: "Oh, I can really help you find one."

Cousin: "Really?"

Husband: "Of course it is true. I will create one for you in the novel tonight."

4. The first time my girlfriend took Xiao Ming home to meet her parents, Daming Very nervous. My girlfriend said: "Don't be nervous, just go back to your own home." When I arrived at my girlfriend's house, the door opened and my girlfriend's parents came forward to greet me warmly. Daming quickly said: "Dad, Mom, I'm back! This is my girlfriend."

5. Xiao Li recently heard rumors that the old man was cheated, and he thought of his mother, because her mother was the most Easily trust others. So, Xiao Li hurried home and told his mother to be careful of scammers. After saying this, he still felt uneasy and said to his mother: "Otherwise, please give me your bankbook to avoid being deceived accidentally one day." His mother said vigilantly. He looked at his son and said, "Leave it to you? What's the difference between that and being cheated?"