Joke: The Chinese zodiac among human beings.

Joke: The Chinese zodiac among human beings.

1, Dragon: In the ancient East, there were a group of people, all descendants of dragons? Need I say more?

2. snake: I'm actually a snake? Everyone loves it, and a hundred flowers blossom? Beautiful woman? Beauty snake? It is used to describe this girl.

3. Ma: People often say that Prince Charming is me. Some people think that all the people riding white horses are princes. Girls should pay attention. Don't be cheated. In fact, they are all diaosi.

4. Sheep: Be one? Foreigners? Not bad! Super-national treatment is enough to make you complacent.

5. Monkey: About my relationship with human beings, I have to start from a long time ago.

6. Chicken: Me? I don't want to say anything, I just want to make it clear that despite my bad reputation, I didn't steal or rob, and I made money entirely by myself? Labor? .

7. dog: as a cultured and tasteful person, I often like to call my son? Dogs? According to kinship, this father and son? I don't need to say more.

8. Pig: My IQ is not high. I didn't expect it to be the same among humans. You must have guessed the one with high IQ! Yes, what do people say? Stupid pig? That is me.

9. mouse: although everyone shouted when I crossed the street, there is indeed my generation among human beings, as people often say? Rats? That is me.

10, Niu: Whether I am a person or not has been recorded on the Internet for a long time. Cattle man? That is me.

1 1, tiger: stupid tiger tiger, how can there be such a name, which is harmful to my tiger! ! !

12, Rabbit: There is a person named? Son of a bitch? , is a nuisance, really depressed!

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