Joke joke Daquan: Elephant egg _ laughs till the stomach hurts _ hilariously teases his girlfriend.

An old couple traveled to Thailand and had a soft spot for elephants in Thailand, so they bought an elephant egg at a high price and returned to China. I didn't remember to ask how to hatch until I got home! It was a little uneasy to let the old hen hatch eggs at home, so the old man decided to go out by himself and began to hatch elephant eggs on the bed. A few days later, the old lady wanted to see if they hatched, but the old man said that they couldn't, and they had to hatch continuously, but the old lady wouldn't give up and said, "Let me touch them!" " So he reached under the old man and touched it. When the old woman touched it, she cried, "Oh, my God!" It has hatched. I touched the elephant's nose. The old lady likes to keep touching, but after a while, the old lady cried again: Oh dear! The elephant has a cold, and I feel his nose is running!