English situational humor dialogue between two people

Man: Can I buy you a drink? Can I buy you a drink? )

Woman: Actually, I prefer money. No, I'd rather keep the money. )

Classic dialogue 2:

Man: May I know your name? May I know your name? )

W: Why? Don't you already have one? (Why? Don't you already have one? )

Classic dialogue 3:

M: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. )

W: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. I've been looking for a face like yours. )

Classic dialogue 4:

Man: Is this seat empty? Is this seat empty? )

Woman: Yes, if you sit down, this will be. Yes, if you sit down, my seat will be vacant. )

Classic dialogue 5:

Man: Have I seen you somewhere before? Do I seem to have seen you somewhere? )

Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. A: Yes. So I will never go to that place again. )

Classic dialogue 6:

M: Would you like to go out with me this Saturday? Do you want to go out with me this Saturday? )

Woman: Excuse me. I have a headache this weekend. (sorry. I have a headache this weekend. )

This group of conversations will be interesting only when you see it at the end.

Please give me some envelopes.

Do you want a large size or a small size?

Large size, please.

Do you have any writing paper?

Yes, we do.

I don't have a pad.

I only have a large size.

Do you want to take a pad?

Yes, please.

I want some glue.

A bottle of glue.

I also want a big box of chalk.

B: I only have a small box.

Want one?

No, thank you.

B: Is that all?

A: That's all, thank you.

B: What else do you want?

A: I want my change.

Simple and interesting English situational dialogue between two people

Hello, I'm Ben. May I ask you some questions?

B: Of course.

What is your father's name?

B: Happy!

So, what's your mother's name?

B: Smile!

Are you kidding?

B: No! That's my sister! I'm kidding. By the way, are you from the Census Bureau?

Staff?

A: Of course not.

B: Go ahead.

A: OK. Your name is a joke!

conversation

Napoleon and his soldiers (I can't remember the word Napoleon) all the soldiers lined up neatly.

M: Pay attention. (Stand at attention) Turn right/left. Time is fast, move on! (brisk walking) (whistling)

Stop. Turn right/left (standing). At ease! (at ease) Miss! (dissolution)

M: Hello! Everyone! This is Sam. He is a Swede. He joined us today. Let's pay

Give him a warm welcome!

Ss: Welcome! Welcome to visit! M: He doesn't know French at all.

Ss: What a pity!

I heard that Napoleon will be here in a month.

Man: What should we do?

B: I heard that N often asks three questions. And are usually sequential. first

One is

Amry？

Except Sam, we are all fine. He doesn't know French.

what

Let's get started.

B.i have an idea. From now on, all of us will teach him three questions

Any time.

Ss: Good!

Various occasions:

Sleep: A: Sam. How old are you?

Sam: 2 1. Sir!

How long have you been in the army?

Sam: Three years, sir!

Did you take part in either of my two activities?

Sam: Both, sir!

Eat: B: Sam. How old are you?

Sam: 2 1. Sir!

How long have you been in the army?

Sam: Three years, sir!

B: Have you participated in either of my two elections?

Sam: Both, sir!

Running: C: Sam. How old are you?

Sam: 2 1. Sir!

How long have you been in the army?

Sam: Three years, sir!

C: Have you participated in either of my two elections?

Sam: Both, sir!

.....

Ss: We think it's no problem at all.

Here comes n Here comes n

(All soldiers stand at attention)

Hello! Everyone. How are you?

Ss: ok. Thank you! Sir!

Sam was shivering, which attracted Napoleon's attention.

N: (walks up to him) Well, how long have you been in the army? Sam: 2 1. sir

N: (very surprised) How old are you?

Sam: (very confident) 3. Sir.

(angrily) You are here, or I will go crazy! ! ! !

Sam: (smug) Both. Sir! ! !

Ss: Oh, my God! ! !