What are the funny jokes?

Look at this: stealing stars in September-a joke

1, fishing in October one year, caught a squid. Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat. October said: OK, let me ask you a few questions. Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam! Then/kloc-grilled squid in October.

One day, I went out for a ride in September and October, and my car was running out of gas. There happened to be a gas station next to it. When I was driving by, a sudden gust of wind blew away October's hat. October said to September, "I'll take off my hat and you cheer for me." As soon as October ran away, he heard September shouting behind him, "Come on! Come on! 」

One day in January, I asked Mr. K, "Mr. K, am I a stupid child?" Mr. K said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

4. Mr. K won't let the Black Moon Knight go out to play privately. The hospital set up 100 roads to prevent the Black Moon Knight from escaping, but still tried to escape from Black Moon Island in February and May. Trying to climb over the wall in the dark. Under the thirtieth wall, "Are you tired?" , "Not tired." So the two continued to turn outwards. Under the sixtieth wall, "Are you tired?" "Not tired." So the two of them continued to turn outward to the 99th wall. "Are you tired?" "Tired" "Well, let's turn around."

In February, he climbed over the fence and walked out of Black Moon Island, and was caught by Mr. K. Mr. K: "Why don't you take the front door?" February pointed to his coat and said, "Mi Bang Wei, don't take the usual road!" " Mr. K added, "The wall is so high, how did you get over it?" February pointed to his trousers and said, "Li Ning, anything is possible!" Mr. K sneered, "What's the smell on the wall?" February pointed to the shoes and said, "Xtep, I feel flying!" " "The next day, in February, I left the main entrance of Black Moon Island and was seen by Mr. K. Mr. K:" Why don't you climb over the wall? " February pointed to the whole body and said, "Anta, I choose, I like it!" " "Mr. K was furious. Remember that February was a big mistake. If February is not satisfied, Mr. K sneers: "M-Zone, my site listens to me!"

6. One day, February asked Mei, "When do you get up?" Mei said, "When there is a ray of sunshine at home". February said, "so early". Mei said, "My house faces west".

7. October speaks of September; "The Chinese New Year is coming soon. I want to give you some gifts. What do you like? " September wanted beautiful jewelry and said, "I like things that can be used on my ears, neck and fingers." The next day, October gave September a box of soap. ...

8. Mr. K had seven days off in February and May. May was originally fat, but after seven days of big meals, he became fatter.

Once May and February walked down the street together, and May said; "Recently, I am so popular that others love to see me more than three times."

February said, "Maybe I can't read it all at once ..."

9. It took the postman a long time to reach Black Moon Island in order to deliver the monthly report to October. The journey was very dangerous and the postman was very unhappy. "Just for a monthly report." The postman whispered. "If you mumble again," said October, "I will publish a daily newspaper."

One day, February was teaching his eagle to talk. February said, "I can talk." The eagle said, "I can talk." In February, he said, "I can walk." The eagle said, "I can walk." February said, "I can fly." The eagle said, "Haha, you are bragging."

1 1. During the training, Teacher K said, "Let's do forward decomposition. I said,' One' Everybody lift your left leg. " Mei was a little nervous, so she raised her right leg, which coincided with February's left leg. Mr. K was surprised: "Who lifted both legs?"

12, January: "Brother October, I did a good thing today." October: "What good thing?" January: "Today, I saw my August sister put a thumbtack on my July brother's stool." October: "Oh? Then how did you do it? " January: "I took my brother's stool when he wanted to sit in July."

13, sold his mount in February and said to the buyer, "I must declare that this horse can only listen to teaching." If you want him to go, say' Thank God', if you want him to stop, say' Praise God'. " The buyer mounted the horse and said doubtfully, "Thank God." The horse ran very fast at once, he added. The horse ran forward like lightning. Suddenly, a cliff appeared before him. Shocked, he immediately shouted, "Praise the Lord." The horse stopped at once. The buyer wiped a cold sweat, relieved and said, "Thank God." ……

14. One day in September, I asked Mr. K, "Mr. K, how big is1000000 to you?" Mr. K: "A penny." "That in ten thousand? ? "Ask again in September. Mr. K said, "Wait a minute." September said, "Great, please give me a penny." After a few seconds, Mr. K replied, "OK, just a moment."

One day, September asked January, "If the car is made of lollipops, which part of the car do you eat first?" In January, he said, "wheels, so the car can't run."

16, looking for a job in an airline in September, a passenger stopped her and said, "stewardess MM, help me put my luggage up." September said, "Sorry, sir, I can't lift it alone. Will you help me? " Passenger: "Aren't you stewardesses angels in the air?" Angels cann't let go "September:" Sir, your customer is God, and God can't let it go. Can I be an angel and put it on? ".?"

17, one day, I went to the snack street in October and September and found an egg tart shop. It looked delicious, but I was losing weight in September, so I wanted to buy one and try it, so I asked in September, "Is this Danish?" Shop assistant: "Oh, no, this is from Malaysia."

18 One day, the Animal Protection Bureau came to Heiyue Island for inspection and asked February, "What do you feed the animals?" February blurted out: "Leftovers." As a result, he was fined 10 thousand yuan (Khan, who dares to give a ticket to the black moon warrior). The next year, the Animal Protection Bureau came again and asked February, "What do you feed the animals?" February learned the last lesson and said, "Thai fragrant rice." As a result, he was fined 1 ten thousand yuan for wasting food. In the third year, the people from the Animal Protection Bureau came again and asked February, "What do you feed the animals?" February said, "I give them 30 yuan money every day, and they can buy whatever they want."

19, one day in August, I was very dissatisfied when I saw watching TV while reading newspapers in July. Because of wasting electricity, I said, "In July, you watched TV again." July said, "No, I'm checking the TV schedule."

20. One day, I was watching a football match in April and March (Khan, it seems that black moon fighters will not have leisure to watch this). In April this year, he said, "In this position, the China team can at least enter the quarter-finals." Then he came up in January and said, "How about riding a donkey? ?

2 1, one day, I saw planting trees in July and August (-_-! When did you have this hobby in July). He said, "Your planting method is very unscientific. I will be surprised if this tree can grow an apple. " July looked up and said slowly, "Yes, I will be surprised, too, because this is a peach tree."

22. The eagle was trained to speak in February, but the eagle could only say "Who?" . One day in February, I went out and the gas inspector knocked at the door. The eagle asked, "Who is it?" The gas worker said, "Check the gas." The eagle said, "Who is it?" The gas worker said, "Check the gas." ..... So repeated for more than 30 times, the gas worker was foaming at the mouth and fell in front of February's house. February said, "Who is this?" The eagle said, "Check the gas."

I was very nervous when I participated in the school recitation competition for the first time in January. I was encouraged for a long time in September and October, but my palms were still sweating. It's finally her turn. 1 month 1 day, I gritted my teeth and walked a few steps to the center of the stage: "Teachers and students, the topic I recited is: Red leaves are crazy (maple leaves) ..." ~? # * * ... (Original title: Maple leaves are red,,,)

24. After a day of training, 10 fell ill. After everyone lined up, I want to write a leave note for K in 10, but 10 hasn't responded yet. After saying "I'm leaving", everyone laughed. Some people said "taking bribes", "too corrupt" and "not enough"

25. In the next training in August and July, K said, "You stand on the wall! !

26. On the Quidditch playground, K said, "The male players stand on my left, the female players stand on my right, and the others stay where they are." As a result, he did not move.

27. One day, it was raining heavily outside. K walked into the conference room with a full face of rain. He doesn't know what he is looking for on the table. After searching for a while, he asked January in the front row, "Where's my facial tissue?"

29. In a research class, the professor talked about mathematical geometry, and he liked to devote himself to it. "My bottom radius is 20 cm, and my height is 50 cm, so I ..." In March of the following year, I said, "I am stupid ..."

30.k Please evaluate yourself. In February, I said, "Reach for the rice." My roommate in May received a sentence: "Clothes open your mouth." Everybody laughs!

3 1. On the black moon, soldiers must wear uniforms, but there are always some people who don't wear uniforms or only wear pants or clothes. Before breakfast, K must say loudly in the auditorium: "Some students don't wear clothes, some students don't wear pants, and some simply don't wear clothes and pants!" "

32, a literary evening, the host came to the stage and announced: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang song and dance performed in September, lift your skull! Creepy!

33, a training class. In July and August, I made trouble below. K finally couldn't help it. I heard him shout: if the tiger doesn't give the cat, you think I'm dead!

In June, when she grew up, she returned to China to be the host. Once when she was hosting a party, she calmly stepped forward and said affectionately, "Friends, have you seen the Yellow River? Do you know it is our mother river ~ ~ "After introducing the Yellow River affectionately, she said," Let's listen to the song of the Yangtze River ". ......

35. Black Moon soldiers often play tricks on Mr. K because they are dissatisfied with him. On one occasion, Mr. K was assigning tasks to black moon soldiers. February whispered to May, "K must make a fool of himself in the future, because I put laxatives in his bread! Haha ~! "

Mei got angry at once and said, "Why are you so poisonous?" February is very strange: "Don't you hate K, too?" Mei said angrily, "that's why I stole his bread!" " "

36. I felt a little nearsighted in January, so I went to see a doctor. "I can't see too far," January told the ophthalmologist. "Please come with me," the doctor took January outside and pointed to the sun in the sky. "What do you think that is?" "the sun." Answer in January. "Then how far do you want to see!" The doctor roared.

37. Refuse to eat preserved eggs in January. September was very angry and said, "Do you know how difficult it is to get these preserved eggs?" January: "?"

September: "Do you know how preserved eggs come from?" January: I don't know. September: "An egg swims in the Songhua River and crosses it. It turned into a preserved egg! How difficult it is to have an egg! Eat quickly! " January: "…"

In February, I tried to break the lock and escape from Black Moon Island, but I was arrested by Mr. K. When I got back, Mr. K asked, "Why did you run away?" February Who: "The food on Black Moon Island is terrible. (-_-! Is the food in Black Moon Island still poor? What a good choice. K asked again, "What did you use to pry open the lock?" February replied, "Bread for breakfast! "

39. When Black Moon Warrior was a child, two TV plays were the most popular. One is detective Henry, the other is a rogue tycoon. At the beginning of the TV series, September was always afraid that others would miss it, so at the beginning, September always shouted in the living room, "Watch TV, the big rascal Henry began to play ~".

40. Mr. K said, "Does everyone know the story of the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon?" Black Moon: "I know!" Mr. K: "Does anyone know why Chang 'e went to the moon?" May: "Because the house prices on the earth are too expensive. "

4 1, Mr. Wang gave June the key to Black Moon Island (good idea! June made a nymphomaniac: "Ah, if I can turn October into mine, and then it will become as big as a key, I will raise him and tease him every day, and soon I will have feelings ~ I can put October in my pocket and then …" March was annoyed: "Then I will be beaten black and blue by your key, so forget it."

42. July is full of stories about God. January: "Brother July, I don't understand." July: "That brother tells you the story of God's growth. His name is Satan (Khan, Satan is the growth of God? ) "January:" Yes, yes "begins in July. (End) January: "Brother July is really amazing. How do you know Satan? " October: Autobiography of Satan ...

43. I decided to take photos in July. Once, an editor-in-chief came in July and wanted him to take a picture of a crocodile kissing a girl. I just went out in February, and in July, considering the safety of the girl, I said, "Yes, but you have to anesthetize the crocodile." The editor-in-chief thought it was over budget, thought for a moment and said, "How much does it cost to anesthetize the model?"

I bought a new car in October and put it in the garage. On a whim in June, I helped to brush the car in October. She excitedly went to October: "October, the woman who likes you the most in the world will come to help you brush your car ~" October was overjoyed: "Really?" When did you come in September? "

45. In October, I was watching a gripping and suspenseful movie (Khan, Black Moon and this Kung Fu) when January crept up: "Brother October, if you don't buy me candy again, I will tell the ending of the movie ~ ~"

46. I get up in the morning of February. Before long, he found April staring at him. "How come ... what's wrong?"

April said, "I'm used to you eating half the food for the eagle and scattering the animal bones left by the tiger on the floor, but it's the first time I've seen you put pancakes on a record player."

47. One day in February, I went to March and April and said, "I heard that you have great endurance. I don't believe it. Would you like to try it on my plane? " April: "Good ~!" So in February, I tried my best to fly the plane and do N backflips and gymnastics, but there was still silence behind me. Finally landed on the plane in February, turned his head and said, "impressive, you are amazing!" " "

April: "Of course! I almost cried when I fell in March just now! "

48. January wants to have a pet, and pesters October all day: "Brother October, why don't you come back in February?" I want a pet ~ "

October finally couldn't help it, but didn't want to make January sad: "Well, what do you say, is February's brother more important or your pet more important?" January (thinking): "February." October: "Why?" January: "Brother February can give me a pet!" " ~ "October: ...

49. Take the tiger for a walk in February (Genghis Khan, how bold). An old man said, "Young man, does your cat (with poor eyes) not bite? Why is it so big? " February: "... this is a tiger. It's well-trained and doesn't bite. I told him not to bite when he first came out. There is also "barking tigers don't bite" (it can really be changed) "Old man:" But can tigers understand this proverb? "

50. 10, urge everyone to do a fire drill, so as not to lose control one day. After doing it several times, it took everyone three minutes to run to the nearby park. When they came back, Mr. K happened to find that the sheets were splashed with ink (which was wiped off when the dark moon went out). He was furious: "Who did it?" ! ! ! "In less than 1 minute, everyone was evacuated to a nearby park.

5 1, September: "What are you doing in January?" January: "Count the stars." September replied, "It's getting dark now. Let's count it tomorrow morning."

52. October asked February: "Xiao Er (Khan, pia), when do you think is the best time to pick apples?" February: "When the night watchman is away."

53. Go shopping for gloves in March. Shop assistant: "Do you want cloth or leather?" March: "It's all the same." Shop assistant: "What color is it?" March: "Nothing makes any difference." Shop assistant: "What's the number?" March: "Give me any one you want, and come back tomorrow and April anyway.

54. In February and March, 10, I accepted the task of selling clothes in a sales hall similar to a quadrangle. In order to make some money for Black Moon, they still keep up with the competition and sell things: in February, in the shop on the left, he hung up the signs of "big sale" and "very cheap". In March, in the shop on the right, he hung up the signs of "great rewards" and "special offers". /kloc-the middle shop in October, he just hung up the "discount entrance" sign.

55. In June, she took part in a singing contest (whose bad idea) and sang "This is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The original judge ~ ~ ~ "The player is dying (many people have been hanged). Judge: "Miss, the best advice I can give you is to be an online singer, the kind of career that never shows up …" Then biu hung up. Joan: "Thank you!" "

56. In April, I had a whim. I untied my hair and said to January, "What do you think has changed about me?" January said in a panic, "No way!" "My braid is gone!" January's puzzled expression turned into a pitiful expression: "I didn't take it!" " "

57. One day, Teacher K said to the students in Yue Yue, "The students made many mistakes, but it doesn't matter. Just correct it! " March stood up and said, "teacher, I often copy the research papers in April, which is wrong." I want to correct it! " ""Well, what will you do in the future? " "Let her write to me directly! "

58. I want to go swimming in April. I don't know which swimming pool has good water. Just ask March. "I heard that you visited all the swimming pools. What kind of water do you think is the best? " "This you can ask the right person! I know so many swimming pools. The water in Hall A is a bit astringent, the bleach in Hall B is too strong, and the water in Hall C is a bit bitter. Only the water in Hall D is the best, which tastes a bit like a drink. "

59. One day in March, I saw April digging a hole and asked her what she was doing. April: "My goldfish died, so I'm going to dig a grave for it." March: "This grave is too big!" " April (with a sinister smile): "Because it's in your cat's belly ..."

60. Become a flight attendant in April (looking for pia~! ) March was invited to be her plane, and March reluctantly agreed. On the plane, there was the voice of April's ear abuse: "The plane took off. Please fasten your seat belt. " After a while, it was time for breakfast, and the voice of April continued to come. "... passengers, please fasten your seat belts a little more, I forgot to bring breakfast on the plane! "

6 1, fly to India for skiing in March and April (pia fly! ! ! ) At the end of the time, the flight attendant said that all the free food on the plane was sealed. March: "stewardess, a bottle of coke!" " "(restaurant? ) stewardess: "Sorry, we are all closed." March (angrily): "No way? Want a bottle of coke? Are you all crazy? "

62. Playing football together in February, March and April, the ball accidentally fell into the water tank. March: "I'll get it back!" " He jumped in and remembered that he couldn't swim, so he began to help. April thought about it, turned around and left in February: "I don't want the ball, go back and buy another one." "

63. Take January to the movies in September and October. The librarian said that if January cried, they would be let go and the money would be refunded. (Khan, take January as their business) It's almost over. October: "September, how was the movie?" September: "It's so ugly." October: "I think so too. Cry for a month, hurry up. "

64. 10 Playing poker in February and May (fighting landlords or Cha Jinhua is not pursued here), poker bent too much in May, 10 burned the whole deck in a rage. In February, I paused and went to March. It opened in April. February: "Xiao Si, can your family come out to play in March?" April: "Let me see ... I have something to ask you in March and February ..." In March, I was watching Liu Qian perform card magic (really leisurely): "I don't have time." February shouted, "Can you play poker?"

65. I went out to visit the museum in July and February, but I didn't expect it to be 9 pm when I came out. February: "Brother July, aren't you angry that Sister August came back late?" July: "Of course not, I often bet with her that I will go back early-every time I come back late, she is happy because she wins again!" " "

On a whim, March told January the story of the insured and the beneficiary, and gave an example: "If I was killed by a car and your April sister got compensation, who am I?" January: "The dead."

66. Worked in a restaurant in September and August. September: "You see, I called the guest at Table 8 four times." August: "Why don't you drive him away?" September: "Every time he gets up and sees me, he pays the bill!" " "

67. Driving out on a mission in March (really busy). Passing through a town, I asked an old man, "Grandpa, are there any spare car parts in this village?" Old man: "Go ahead, turn left and make a sharp turn. There are canyons, and there are many below. "

68. In September, if you want to plant a tree in the yard, say to October, "October, help me find a tree. It doesn't need to be particularly dense, but it needs to be cool in summer, with no leaves in autumn and no sunshine in winter, okay? ~ ~ "October:" ... why not just buy a big umbrella? "

69. In September, I took Jan to the streets and suddenly saw a notice about donating money to children in the disaster area, so I gave Jan 100 yuan and a 50 yuan (really rich): "Put one in the donation box and keep the other." I came back in January. September: "Which one did you donate?" January: "My uncle said that donating money can make me feel happy, so I thought I would be happier if I left 100 yuan, so I donated 50 yuan."

70. Lying in bed in October, I suddenly remembered a biology class when I was a child: Teacher: "Classmates, what do giraffes fear most?" February: "stiff neck!" Teacher: "... where's the centipede?" February: "beriberi!"

7 1, moved to a new home in September. /kloc-Visit in October and ask for the address in September. September: "Press 14B on the downstairs house number with your elbow, then walk into the elevator behind the Golden Knife Hall, press the button on the ninth floor with your elbow, and finally press my doorbell with your elbow." October is very strange: "Why use elbows?" September: "You won't come to see me empty-handed, will you?"

72. 10 and March, 1 month forced to take him to the cinema (children are not allowed to enter the cinema alone). This movie makes people cry, as March and January said. The movie is over. March: "January, did you cry?" (October and March, MS is a cold-blooded animal and has never cried) "January:" Yes. "March:" Where? " January: "When my brother didn't buy me a lollipop in October ..."

73. One day in October and September, I went to the bookstore and took a fancy to Lao She's Divorce. After waiting for a while, the salesman shouted, "Who wants a divorce?" October: "I want a divorce!" Then October was pinched by September and left. ...

74. September: "A woman is so beautiful that she ran to the bottom of the water …" Joan: "No wonder I didn't catch any fish that day and in October."

75. October: "Go shopping with me in September, holding hands every time …" February: "You two have a good relationship." October: "... or she will buy clothes again."

76. March borrowed money from April, trying to be tactful, so he said, "April, I want to discuss something with you. Can you not tell anyone? " ""what is it? " "Can you lend me some money? "(thief laughs) April turned and left:" Don't worry, I'll pretend I didn't hear you. "

77. September said to January, "I heard that our ancestors didn't have televisions, computers and lollipops, so how did they live?" January: "So they are all dead."

Mei felt that her hair was too little, so she bought a bottle of hair restorer and put it on her head. But the next day he lost all his hair, so he went to the shop assistant angrily. May: "Salesman! I used your hair restorer and my hair fell out! The salesman was all smiles. Sir, that's to make room for your new long hair. "

79. When I called October in March, I only heard October's gentle voice on the receiver: "Hi ~ I'm not at home now, please send me a voice mail, then send me a fax to check my mailbox, and finally call me to remind me to get the fax. Thank you for your cooperation! "

80. October earnestly said to February, "February, we don't want quizzes in the future." When you see your report card, you will know how many people are in the Black Moon fighter now, ok? " May hopes that he is a strong man. One day, he will come back in May and magically say to October, "I am the strongest child among the black moon soldiers!" " "Said in October," oh? How did you know? "May said," Because Teacher K said that I was the only one who held off the Black Moon fighter in this test. "

8 1, May felt that his image was not good, so he went to the barber shop and had a cool haircut. He was afraid that others would not see him, so he stood in the lobby of the headquarters of Black Moon in May and shouted, "Brother had a cool haircut today, come and have a look!" In February, he replied, "Pick up a pair of pants and finish the work quickly." Maybe sweat-_-!

82. One day in February, Mr. K and I went for a walk together. God, when did they have this hobby? ) I was very excited to see a beautiful puppy in February and shouted, "Mr. K, dog. Mr. K, dog! " Mr. K was furious: "You are the dog!"

83. One day, March felt a little sick. In April, I accompanied him to the hospital. The doctor felt March's pulse and said, "Your pulse is normal, as regular as the beat of a watch." March replied, "Of course, because you put your finger on my watch."

84. January asks September: Sister September, can I be an adult when I grow up? September: Of course. January: So I'm not afraid of my brother's hot work in October? So you don't have to worry about burning lollipops? September: Don't fantasize, I haven't grown up there yet.

I became a painter in April (I am a painter ~ ~ ~), and the first order was very difficult. Mrs. Wolf is a cunning woman. She said that the paint should be adjusted to the same color as her antique vase. I changed it many times in April, but it didn't work. April asks what March will do. March thought about it and drew a vase with the color adjusted in April. Outside the delivery room in October

86, such as September production, (kill me, Ryukyu! Suddenly, I heard a cry from the delivery room. I burned the door regardless. I rushed in and asked, "What was born?" Nurse: Can you guess October: Male? Nurse: No.

October: A woman? Nurse: That's clever. I guessed twice.

August, August thought of a new way to tease July. August: In July, I went to an art exhibition. I can only see your paintings, and nothing else! July: Really? (Excited) Have you seen other people's paintings? August: No, only your painting is empty. The other paintings are crowded with people!

88. Mr. K is going to give a lecture, saying that he will cancel it as long as he is ten minutes late. The next day, he put down his hat and went out. Ten minutes later, everyone ran away. He shouted angrily, Here's the hat! On the third day, the classroom was empty, leaving only 13 hats.

89. One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, Heiyue stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " "The teacher said angrily, just good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? "

So all the black moons shouted together, "Good afternoon, teacher!" " "

The teacher said angrily, "What about my evening?"

Black Moon shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!" "

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it. Now shout it again! " "

Black Moon shouted together: "Good morning, good afternoon and good evening, teacher!

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today, we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. If I say you shouldn't talk, you will get-10! You say antonyms out loud. From now on.

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. March: "The weather is terrible today. "

Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere." March: "Clouds are everywhere."

Teacher: "The road is crowded with people." March: "There is no one on the road."

Teacher: "Young." March: "Old age."

Teacher: "Stand." March: "Lie down"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road." March: "There is an old man lying on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar." March: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher." March: "I stole a teacher and lost a dollar." Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " "March:" Yes, you should say so! "

Teacher: "Wrong." March: "Correct."

Teacher: "this is not possible, it is illegal;" ！” March: "this is ok, this is a legal act;" ! "

Teacher: "I was wrong." March: "We are right."

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" " "March:" listen to us, what the teacher said is wrong! " "

Teacher: "You are so stupid." March: "We are smart."

Teacher: "Stop!" March: "Go on!"

Teacher: "You stop now! Stop it! " March: "Go on now! Say it! "

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "March:" We are all geniuses, and we say go on! "

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" " Student: "The teacher listens to us! " "

Teacher: "all students have to listen to the teacher!" " "March:" Teachers should listen to their students! " "

Teacher: "now you stop practicing!" " "March:" Now let's keep practicing! "

Teacher: "Are you endless?" March: "We finish what we started!"

Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! " March: "Then we should continue! Genius! "