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What are the interesting stalks?

As follows: 1. If you use a honey trap, I will cooperate with you.

If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

Once, I always admired that my deskmate had the best deskmate in the world.

One day, I was playing King's Road until I died. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road. Did you hear that? Put it down.

God spread wisdom all over the world, but only gave you an umbrella.

6. I am a thin man. I can count my ribs when I am sad!

7. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, and make up. Did you hear that? Make up.

I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

9. The eyes are the windows to the soul. I think your window should be cleaned.

10, when God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.