Bird dad joke video playback

There were 10 birds in the tree, and one was killed with one shot. How many birds are there in the tree?

Kindergarten children said: 10- 1 = 9, there are 9 birds in the tree.

The pupil said: There are still 0 birds in the tree, because one bird was killed and the other 9 birds were scared away.

Middle school students said: There are 1 birds in the tree, one was killed, eight were scared away, and one was deaf.

The lover said: There are two birds in the tree. The dead one is on the branch, and the other one is his lover, crying beside him.

Mom said; There are three birds in the tree. Father and mother hugged the dead bird in pain. They didn't follow other birds to find a way out.

The orphan said that there were still eight birds in the tree, killing the father, the mother and other birds, and the remaining eight birds could not fly.

Migrant workers said: Is it a mine disaster? There are still 10 birds in the tree, and another one has come to make up for it. Everyone is not afraid of death, but without this tree, what can a large family support?

A son said: There are five more on the tree. The five men learned through insiders before shooting that shooting was a scapegoat and would never cause them any harm. So I killed one and scared the four who were kept in the dark, and the five of them stayed in the tree with peace of mind.

An official said: There are still 20 birds in the tree. The most dangerous place is often the safest place. Typical trees have been photographed and will be in a safe period for a long time to come. And many other trees haven't started yet, so the birds in other trees are scrambling to fly over.

The realist said: There are nine birds in the tree, and the first bird was shot dead. We have long been dissatisfied with that bird. It deserves an accident. Now we can live in peace.

Pessimists say: There are still 0 birds in the tree. Touch the scene and feel love. We can't live this life. Let's run away.