Li Cuilian's anecdote.

The story happened in the Northern Song Dynasty. The Li family in Kaifeng had a daughter named Li. She is twenty-eight years old, as beautiful as flowers and jade, ingenious and full of advantages. It stands to reason that the old couple should be proud, but on the contrary, they are worried about their daughter's future. Because of this Li Cuilian, there is a shocking shortcoming. The mouth is quick and hard. It's like popping beans when you open it. No matter what happens, it will be like the water of the Yellow River. This worried the old couple. Today, this girl will be the best debater in the university debate; As a lawyer, Lady Enforcers will be the court. Even if she is a customer service staff, she can be conscientious and win awards every year, and she is rated as excellent every time. But in ancient times, this was impossible. Women have to be obedient and clever, humble, and endure three points. Therefore, Li Cuilian performed a comedy tragedy, which was thought-provoking.

The so-called social environment restricts personal thoughts, just like the Monkey King can't jump out of the palm of his hand. Influenced by the concept of the times, although Li Cuilian is proficient in everything, playing chess, painting and calligraphy is omnipotent, the old couple are worried about their daughter: Will the husband's family tolerate this sharp mouth in the future? Fortunately, the ancient jasper was kept in the boudoir, unknown to outsiders. Soon, the matchmaker appeared, and the Li family betrothed Ada to Zhang Lang, the second son of the Zhang family. Looking at the right match, the old couple secretly rejoiced, which was regarded as sending this scourge out.

As the wedding day approached, the Li family and the old couple told their daughter everything, and with threats and inducements, they were afraid that she would suddenly "detonate" and the world would be in chaos. They never imagined that the "bomb" daughter was full of confidence and blurted out to her parents: "I am happy, my mother is at ease. Don't worry, brother. My daughter doesn't brag, but she was born with ambition. Spinning and weaving can cut clothes and prepare three teas and six meals at a time. Come at night, be careful, close the doors and small doors, scrub the pots and pans, cover the kitchen cabinets and put out the fire in the kitchen. Make the bed, make the quilt, light the lamp, tell the old woman to sleep, shout' rest in peace' and come out of the room. What's wrong with his family serving his second in-laws? Parents please rest assured that this is worth a fart! "

This heroic remark completely shocked her parents. It seems that things like in-laws and mothers-in-law that scare ordinary women don't enter Ada's eyes at all. I was so angry that Li's father grabbed a stick and used domestic violence, which was strongly advised by Li's mother. Of course, Li Cuilian was unconvinced: How dare my husband's family refuse me on the condition that we all know? Then, the wonderful performance is about to begin.

On the way to the wedding reception, the rambling matchmaker annoyed Li Cuilian, who had a bad temper, and became the first victim of her quick talk: "Always losing the dog, always losing the dog, telling me to shut up and talk. It's nonsense. " Just now I followed the sedan chair and told me not to talk. Now that the sedan chair is at the door, why are you talking to me again? Don't blame me for being ugly today. The matchmaker is such a white-faced old bitch! "These words do rhyme smoothly, indicating that the bride has good innate conditions and acquired qualities in temperament, but the recipient has no intention of appreciating them. The respected matchmaker's psychological endurance is weak, and his anger is rising, but his tongue is no match for this hot bride, so he angrily moved home without eating.

At the wedding, the magical bride showed her edge again: the teacher of Yin and Yang sprinkled grain in the new house as usual. The bride thinks that he messed up the room and increased the workload of housework cleaning. In a rage, she grabbed a rolling pin and beat the teacher of Yin and Yang away. The stunned groom felt cheated, and under his beautiful face was a shrew's heart. He couldn't help reprimanding a few words. When she bowed her head humbly, she was pushed back to the second place by some words: "husband, husband, take a breath and listen to what the slave said. You get angry when you think of that man just now." He scattered beans and wheat all over the floor. You don't ask someone to sweep it, but you say I'm unreasonable. If you are really angry with me, I will throw you out together, close the door and sleep alone, and get up late and go to bed early as I like. It's nice to hear Amitabha say a few words and have a quiet ear. "

Sure enough, he is brave enough, and his husband is not used to it. He's right. The frustrated groom was helpless and went out to propose a toast alone. He just wanted to be close to his wife and enjoy the sweetness of his wedding in the evening, but he was scolded by Li Cuilian. He was so stupid and naive that he fell asleep in the corner.

The next day, my mother-in-law wanted to get ahead of her and give her a scare, so she urged her to get up early to clean up the leftovers. Unexpectedly, the words sound just fell and a set of Li Cuilian's vernacular poems was picked up. "Don't panic, don't be busy, wait for me to change my old clothes. Vegetables come from vegetables, ginger comes from ginger, and all kinds of fruits are packaged; Pigs are pigs, sheep are sheep, don't stir fresh fish; Wine is wine, soup is soup, and pickled chicken should not be mixed with wax. It's still cold, so I might as well wear it for five days. Leave me a few neat ones, and I'll treat the three dynasties. If relatives can't eat it, I will slowly taste it with my in-laws. " The answer was watertight, but her mother-in-law was dumbfounded by the long words, only to find that her daughter-in-law was so powerful and talkative. Scold and scold, but afraid of neighbors' jokes, I had to slip away angrily.

On the third day, when the in-laws met, the wronged mother-in-law burst into tears and quickly complained to her in-laws. Ashamed mother Li complained about her daughter and stubbornly refused to give up. She said that if her mother-in-law dared to provoke me, I would find a rope to hang myself, and if she became a spectre, she would be killed, so that Li Ma dared not force her daughter again and was ashamed to see her in-laws, so she had to secretly flee home.

The bride was so arrogant that her husband's family was indignant and took turns to go into battle and launch wheel tactics. Li Cuilian proved to be a hero. He came to the net and cut off his horses one by one. She is equally fierce to her grumpy uncle: "I will go back to the door at the full moon and tell my brother when I get home." My brother is as fierce as fire, then you can know me. Fists clap together, so that your turtles in dry land have nowhere to hide! " For the mother-in-law and sister-in-law who have caused her trouble, she will never bow her head, and even fight to the death: "The mother-in-law has no opinion, and if she is big, she will not respect it." Sister-in-law should not be too headstrong and talk less in front of her mother. This is a bunch of nonsense, but an old fool will believe it. A few words hurt me very much, and what I said was not pleasant to hear. If I were shorter, I wouldn't be afraid that my mother-in-law wouldn't pay! "

She refused to keep silent about her father-in-law's talk about ethics and dislikes her. Instead, he responded with quotations: "The public is big, the grandmother is big, and the uncle is sitting. Your daughter-in-law is neither stupid nor stupid. I've been born upright since I was a child. In-laws don't hate us, just write a piece of paper, anything will do. I'm not worried, I'm afraid. Let's hire a small sedan chair to go home. No husband, no husband, no eyebrows. Put on a white dress and serve your parents. I remember there were several sages in ancient times: Ci Wentong said that Cao Xiu was not bad, Su Yi said six countries, and Yan Zhong said five tyrants. These ancient people can speak, and their families rule the country and the world. My father-in-law wants my slave to shut up and sew my mouth! "

Under the threat of divorce, she is still confident and sticks to her temperament and principles: "A day off is a day off for women." Husband doesn't have to be bitter, so it's better to find it yourself. Put away the paper, ink, pen and inkstone quickly and write a divorce certificate as I like. I have never beaten my in-laws, scolded my relatives, bullied my husband, colluded with my neighbors, stole money or been cheated. I can do housework and count. At present, you can write Hugh Wei, don't complain about moving to the dowry. There are seven words in the handprint:' Never meet, never meet'. Love is perfect, affection is broken, if you meet at the gate of hell, don't meet! "