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It's time to blow a wave of British wind. ...
It's strange that England, a country known as the originator of modern football, didn't win a European championship. The Englishman who came across the ocean to participate in the World Cup was defeated by the American team10, and later it was taken for granted that it was a "modified" victory of 10: 0, which made an international joke. In other words, England has never even been the runner-up in the European Cup, which means that it has not been in the final for so many years! This makes people who call themselves "the originator of modern football" in England very embarrassed. This also provides our players with rich materials, such as the so-called "European football illusion: England is strong" and the so-called "European China team". With the disappointing performance of the national football team, it can be seen that fans are "sad and angry" about English football.
There are many talents in the history of English football, but they have repeatedly missed the championship. Not to mention the handsome face of David Beckham, the most handsome man in football, who turns all beings upside down and charms movies. In fact, his full moon machete is one of the best in the world football, but apart from the endless tears of female fans, it can't bring back a championship trophy for England. When the "golden generation" (bah, it is the "golden generation", this damn name! It seems that any team known as the "Golden Generation" has no good result, such as Figo, Rui Costa's Portuguese, and Belgium, which has just been eliminated. ) There were small tanks Rooney and Crouch in the frontcourt, Lampard and Gerrard in the midfield, Terry and Fay Dyrander in the backcourt, and the English still got nothing. Is this not a good time? Is it fate? Or what is it ... The Three Lions Corps becomes a "three meows", which is a kind of banter and ridicule, but also a sad self-mockery!
However, this southgate English team makes people seem to see something different! Today's England, people can't help but think of Germany when Loew just took over, with a blowout of talents and a strong army. There is a high point like Kane in front, and Sterling, who is extremely fast and sharp in breakthrough, is a little "happy" despite occasional nerve short circuit! Huang Lin, who made a big splash at West Ham United, lost the election at the age of 29, while Everton striker Lei Wen, who almost got the league golden boot, had to sit on the bench and wait for the opportunity; There are many talents in midfield. The young Foden has already been entrusted with a heavy responsibility by Guardiola and has become a "new" king star. The midfield composed of Monte, Gorelli, Rice and Bellingham has made Henderson 365,438+0 years old, and the young talents with an average age of less than 24 years old are enviable. However, we can still see that it has long been compared with Mbappé and Harland. Maguire, Si Tong, Kyle Walker, Luke Shaw and Trippier in the backcourt are all big names! ……
I have to say, life in Nanmen is really good, and it's time to catch up! Since 18- 19 season, Liverpool and Tottenham joined forces in the Champions League final, and Arsenal and Chelsea joined forces in the Europa League final, Manchester City and Chelsea in the Premier League joined forces again this season, and Red Devils Manchester United also entered the Europa League final, which shows the strength of the Premier League. Of course, this is also because the Football Association and the Premier League never shout out the credit for "the national team's poor performance and Manchester City and Liverpool won so many championships".
Alliance is fundamental! Everyone knows about it except us. Of course, the Football Association in charge of the five major leagues in your country must know. When the world's top coaches like Guardiola, klopp, Mourinho, Ancelotti and Tuchel poured into the British Island, the island style of the Premier League gradually followed the mainland. Influenced by these top coaches, English football has made great progress. 20 18 World Cup, England reached the semi-finals of the European Cup. Compared with three years ago, the overall strength of the England team has reached a higher level. It's really worth looking forward to winning the first European championship in the European Cup final!
I have to say that Spain won the World Cup and the European Cup with Guardiola's Barcelona team. The German team won the World Cup in Brazil with Guardiola's Bayern team, controlled the football and humiliated Brazil severely. Today, England, led by Manchester City players, has also stood on the runway of sprinting for the championship. It can be said that Guardiola has contributed a lot.
Let's review England's promotion in this European Cup: 1: 0 defeated Croatia. Obviously, southgate's England has not fully entered the state. A small victory with one goal is just that old Croatia played worse; The 0-0 draw with Scotland may be to continue sleepwalking or to keep my brother alive; 1: 0 defeated the Czech Republic, which was eager to "give up the first place". Sterling could only be blamed for "not being sensible" and ruined southgate's "plan to avoid Germany". In short, in the three group matches, the English did not show the winning temperament, and gave people the illusion of "three meows" or "three meows", which paralyzed not only the Germans, but also the fans of the Three Lions Corps all over the world.
1/8 in the face of bitter and bitter enemy Germany, since 1966, no opponent has been defeated in the competition for 55 years. For the English, this is not only a memory of the injustice of the goal line, but also a proper history of blood and tears. Germans are also confident to carry out the "blood and tears" to the end. However, the Englishman who scored only two goals in three group matches showed ferocious fangs. Sterling continued to score happily, and Kane, who had been "dormant" for three games, also found the feeling of scoring in Germany. ...
The British 1/4 final, exposed the Germans, faced Ukraine, and killed the Swedes in overtime. A 4-0 victory arrived heartily, and Zincenko was tired of being hit by his Manchester City teammates. Sepchenko could only bow his stubborn head and sigh secretly. This great victory came at the right time. A victory scored the sum of the previous four goals. The key is that Kane, the top scorer in the World Cup, found the feeling of scoring. One goal is two!
In the semi-final, the English will face Denmark, which has been writing fairy tales. From the shock of the stadium, the two-game losing streak to the Jedi counterattack, Denmark, which is lucky to qualify, looks like the champion Denmark who wrote miracles 29 years ago. Twenty-nine years ago, Schumacher guarded the city gate. Twenty-nine years later, Schumacher Jr. inherited his father's career. Twenty-nine years ago, the great laudrup was cut off from the people. Twenty-nine years later, Eriksson did not succeed in his career. Fortunately, it did not lead to tragedy, but it also damaged the generals of the Fairy Tale Corps. ...
Will an Englishman who is stronger than Ma Zhuang let the fairy tales of 29 years ago be written again? I don't think so! At the critical moment of making history, the British with good cards are getting better and better, and the possibility of a miracle in Denmark is almost zero. Even if we always want to stand on the side of the "weak", even if we always habitually expect miracles, even if "fighting for Eriksson" is enough, in the end, absolute strength has the final say! After all, an upset is called upset because it doesn't appear often. If there is, it won't be called upset! "Overcoming the strong with the weak" is just a good wish, and the better the wish, the more difficult it is to achieve. Lao Tan firmly believes that it is irreversible for England to enter the finals historically.
After crossing Denmark, the English will face the winner between Italy and Spain, which will be two difficult opponents! Perhaps, in my impression, England is more willing to touch Spain than Italy. There was once a "Three English Wars against Milan" at the club level, which enabled Milan to break through and win the championship successfully, and the matador legion in its heyday did not get much cheaper from the Three Lions! The good news is that matadors have a history of torturing Italy in finals. ...
Strike while the iron is hot, be hard! In the face of Denmark, the English probably don't have to go to great lengths to hurt their bones, while the struggle between Italy and Spain is bound to hurt their bones, so the English can sit quietly and watch the tigers fight.
In the top four, Spain, Italy and even Denmark all lifted the championship trophy, but England, the originator of modern football, is an out-and-out "new army", which is really surprising! "Let football go home", will a "new king" team be born in European football in the early morning of July 12, Beijing time? Lao Tan thinks so!
When the champion's "box" is opened, this England team is really worth looking forward to. England, with abundant talents and reasonable age structure, vaguely showed us the matador corps that won the championship three times in a row! 22-year-old Monte and Les, 265,438+0-year-old Foton, Sancho and James, 65,438+08-year-old Bellingham fought for the country for 65,438+00 years, which is a great probability, and 25-year-old Gorelli is not impossible, as well as 23-year-old La Herford and 24-year-old Lei Wen! We can't even forget the "Huang Lin" Lingard who was forgotten in the Jianghu! ……
How can such England be called the "European Squadron"? How can such England be called "three meows"? So England is worth blowing!
"Let the football go home", is it England's turn? What's more, it is still such an era of talent blowout?
Come on! England!
Come on! Kane, Sterling, Forden! ……
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