Some funny jokes and brain teasers

A cockroach walked through a smelly canal and came back with only four footprints. Why? (Cockroaches have six feet) Two feet can't come out (Answer: Because cockroaches cover their noses with their hands)

2. Who likes basking in the sun best? (vegetables)

There are two watches in the watch shop. A watch is accurate twice a day. Another watch is not accurate every hour, but why do people only buy the latter? (because the former is motionless)

There is a driver who can't win the championship every time, but this time he won the championship. What will he say when the reporter asks him why? (The brakes are broken)

A sharpshooter faces a green-faced ghost and a red-faced ghost. It takes two bullets to kill the red-faced ghost and one bullet to kill the green-faced ghost, but the sharpshooter only has two bullets and finally kills both ghosts. What's the solution? Shoot the green ghost first, so that the red ghost turns blue with fear, and then shoot him. )

6. The blue crab and the red crab race. Why did the blue crab run first? Green crabs live, and red crabs die (because red crabs are ripe)

At an open-air concert, the singer sang badly, but people applauded to explain. (Shooting mosquitoes)

8. There are three birds in the tree. A hunter killed one with one shot. What did the other two do? (as a witness)

9. At night, a male turtle walked into the cave and then into a female turtle. Only the male turtle came out after dawn. Why? (* End * The mother turtle turned over and couldn't turn over)

10. What is the most painful thing for a stutterer? (making a long distance call)

1 1. A blind goat put a piece of beef aside and a fish on the right. Q: Which piece will the goat eat? (Don't eat)

12. Being hit on the head by watermelon or durian, which hurts more? (head)

13. There is a book on the ground. Why can't anyone cross it? (in the corner)

14. When is the best time to pick apples? (unattended)

15. What do buyers, sellers and users know? (coffin)

16. Xiaoming was doing his homework at night when the power went out suddenly. There are kerosene lamps and candles in front of him. Ask him what to order first. (Matches and the like)

17. There are five people standing in a row under a signboard. Suddenly, the signboard fell down, killing three people. The other two are fine. Why? Two of the three dead people stood on both sides. The signboard is M's signboard.

18. A patient went to see a doctor. The doctor told him that he could only drink two glasses of wine a day, but he drank six glasses today. Why? He has seen the doctor three times.

19. This cup is made of glass. Why is it next to the word "wood"? Not "wood" (not made of wood)

20. A man is walking on the beach. When he turned to look behind him, he found that he couldn't see his footprints. Why? (Walking backwards)

2 1. You can walk in space in a spacesuit, dive in a diving suit, and fly in what? A baby is a bird. )

22. It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly back to the south, but it takes two and a half hours to fly back to the north. Why? Two and a half hours add up to 1 hour)

24. Why don't Africans eat chocolate? (I'm afraid of biting my finger)

25. Men are men. Why did I put wo in front of it and it became a woman? (Please imagine)

26. What is the word 26? Kissing? (connecting verb)

27. An apple and a bug are terrible, two bugs are even more terrible, and how many bugs are the most terrible? (half)

28. A ship that has been used for a long time can only hold 5 tons of things, but it sank after only 4.99 tons. Why? (submarine)

29. A little centipede came home and said a word to his father, who was shocked. Why? (I bought shoes)

30. A big truck full of goods went down the slope. What should he put down safely (speed)

3 1. What color are the teeth of BB born by Bao Gong and Snow White? (No color, because there are no teeth yet)

32. A freshly ripe orange fell from the tree and fell into the canal. What color has it changed? (unfortunately)

33. The little caterpillar invited the little centipede and the little cockroach to have dinner at home. When the caterpillar cooked without salt, the centipede volunteered to buy it, but after a long time, the centipede didn't come back. Why? (still wearing shoes at the door)

34. When does the alarm clock stop? The alarm clock doesn't go (the alarm clock has no feet and doesn't go at any time)

When the chicken lays an egg every day, the farmer writes down the date on the egg. A month later, he didn't know when each egg was laid. Why? Didn't write a few points (all wrote "today")

36. What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? (force)

On the 37.400-meter circular runway, A runs three laps in four minutes, B runs two laps in four minutes, and C runs four minutes 1 lap. How many minutes did they meet at the starting line after starting together? (4 minutes)

38. The fifth day of May is the Dragon Boat Festival, so what is May 12th? (Top Seven)

39. Xiao Wang runs a restaurant called "Friends Snacks", but some children won't go to his shop. Why? (It says "Eat Children" upside down)

40. Thirty-one on the left and thirteen on the right. Guess a word. (non-)