100 Putonghua

Funny people's jingles are as follows:

1, since you can't give me the future, how can you have the courage to say forever?

2. My surname is Ruan. Because I like sugar very much, my friend told me to eat less.

Don't say sorry to me, I can neither forgive you nor scold you.

4, don't give my sister discharge, your brother has a caller ID.

I fed your promise to the dog last night, and found the dog dizzy the next morning.

I think I haven't eaten chicken for too long. I was a little excited when I saw the feather duster last night.

7. Recently, I have been using antihypertensive drugs, and the effect is quite obvious. It's two or three centimeters taller, which means it's a bit embarrassing to put one in your shoe.

8. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

9. There is no need to quarrel between women. You are more beautiful than her.

10, every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point, because I don't know the way at all, and to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

12, the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, but Lei Zhenzi.

13, fell from a tree at the age of ten, had psychological shadow and got acrophobia. From then on, I never dared to grow taller.

14, we are no longer children, we can't be fooled by one lollipop, we need at least three.

15, if you ignore me today, I'll come to you tomorrow.