Humorous jokes 100 words

Life needs humor, and these humorous jokes will tell you what the fun of life is. What is the truth of this world. Next, I carefully prepared Humorous Essay 100 Words for you. Welcome to watch!

Humorous joke 100 words (hot text) 1.04 04 Taobao is like a lover, you are good to her, she is good to you and loves each other; In 2007, Taobao began to change and became a married woman. It is troublesome to say that you are not good everywhere. Then 20 10 Taobao is an unfaithful woman. She didn't tell you anything. She did whatever she wanted and took your money. (@ Voice of a 7-year Taobao seller)

2. The geography teacher asked me, "What are the four oceans of the earth?" I replied: "Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat!" "

The diabetic mother has a very beautiful daughter, and many people are chasing her. One day, the mother taught her daughter not to be fooled by the sweet words of men. ? The daughter asked:? Why? Mom said:? If you listen to too many sweet words, you will get diabetes. ?

4. Go out of school with the boy you secretly love after school. He asked me: Do you have a tissue? Yes! ? Take it out of the bag and give it to him. As a result, he waved his hand and said, I don't want it. Wipe your nose. ?

In history class, the teacher asked Xiaoming: Do you know what Li Shizhen's works are? Xiao Ming replied: I don't know his works, but I know what his last words were. The teacher was curious and asked him what he said. Xiao Ming: Wow, this grass is poisonous. .....

6. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep. ....

7. When you walk into a room, you suddenly forget what you are doing there? That's God playing the Sims. Did you just cancel your operation?

8. One day I was washing clothes in the water room, and a MM came in and I said to her. Marry me. ? At that time, she was shocked and speechless. I said, What are you doing? Give me the hanger. "

9. Jane Doe has always dreamed of becoming a peerless beauty. One day, she finally crossed and found herself on an old woman. She looked at herself eagerly in the mirror. It was a beautiful spring mountain, and autumn water cut her eyes, laughing like a hundred flowers and moving like the wind shaking the willows. Just as I was itching, I suddenly saw a big man sticking his head out of the stairs and frowning and shouting, Sister-in-law, come down. There is a saying in Song Wu. ?

10. Today, a female friend said that she was lovelorn, so comfort? Toads with three legs are hard to find, and men with two legs are everywhere? This woman doesn't think about it? I want a man with three legs? All right. . .

Humorous jokes 100 words (classic) 1. There are two boys talking on the playground. A asks B:? Do girls pay more attention to connotation or appearance? Second answer:? Appearance, of course! ? A said:? Isn't that superficial? Beauty is only temporary! ? Second answer:? But ugliness is eternal! ?

In Chinese class, the teacher said: In fact, weasels don't eat chickens, which is the result of scientists' experiments. Once put a chicken and a weasel together, guess what will happen the next day? The classmate replied:? The chicken is pregnant! ?

3. Auntie in boys' dormitory treats boys as sons, while Auntie in girls' dormitory treats girls as daughters-in-law.

One day, the class teacher asked the freshmen: Which one of you has studied mathematics? ? Xiao Ming raised his hand high. Then, the teacher asked him: what is after three? Xiao Ming replied:? It's four o'clock. ? The teacher then asked:? What is after nine o'clock? Xiao Ming said:? It's ten o'clock. ? The teacher praised it and finally asked Xiao Ming: What's after ten? Xiao Ming said:? Is it J?

5. The anti-freezing problem of people in north and south can be summarized as follows: southerners have high anti-freezing character and northerners have high anti-freezing equipment.

6. The once-a-semester lying contest is grandly kicked off again. In the nearly one-month contest, the audience will enjoy many excellent works such as I haven't read a book, I know nothing, I sleep in the study room, I'm going to fail the exam again, and I just want to get in. The results of the contest will be announced after the final exam, and the first few will win the first, second and third scholarships.

7. I am an orthopedic surgeon, and I often have operations. One day, I had an operation to fracture my tibia and fibula. The patient is a middle-aged man in his forties. I have no idea what happened that day. Several electric drills were changed during the operation, and they were all broken, so they could not work well. At this time, the patient who had been lying there quietly suddenly spoke feebly: let me see, I repair the electric drill?

8. The upper eyelid said to the lower eyelid: Why are you ignoring me again? Lower eyelid said: because the master has to study, we can't be together yet? The upper eyelid said: How happy is that? The lower eyelid said: no, the master will not fail the exam. What is our love? The master was moved? Say: Are you together? So the two embraced, and there was another sleeping child in the study room?

9. A sister goes home by train. It is very crowded. She is still hungry. Seeing this crowded aisle, she suddenly had inspiration. So she walked and shouted:? Be careful not to burn the boiling water. Well, it's so clear. A few minutes later, the sisters turned back and shouted, this time there is really boiled water! There is really boiled water! (@ Global Life)

10. Song Dandan refused to attend the Spring Festival Gala, saying? Unless you are detained? Director: Ke De Ke Yi. . . However, the general director did not disclose the specific form and content of Aoi sora's performance. . .

Humorous jokes 100 words (selected articles) 1. The stupidest thing I have ever seen is that a cerebral palsy just told me, "My head will change color!" " And then say "change!" , it will be offline.

2. Men secretly love women, men are timid, and they express their bravery by drinking. Confession, female shock, promise in surprise, male ecstasy. Dai Ri's man was drunk, and he didn't remember yesterday at all, and he continued to secretly love his daughter.

3. The primary killer of English teachers is: fixed collocation, the advanced killer is: analyzing the context, and the ultimate killer is: you think too much.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I'm standing next to you and you're playing with your fucking cell phone.

Mozart is also a wonderful flower. First of all, he likes to shit, and letters to his father and lover keep appearing? Is shit delicious? Bye, take care and shit in bed. ? In that case, he wrote in a letter to his cousin: Oh, my ass is on fire! ? There may be feces coming out!

6.25 years experience A person has worked in the company for 25 years. He does the same job in the same way every day and gets the same salary every month. One day, the aggrieved man decided to ask his boss for a raise and promotion. He said to the boss. After all, I have 25 years of experience. ? Dear employees. The boss sighed and said, you don't have 25 years' experience. You have 25 years of experience. ?

7. Saturday feels like being in love. I feel like breaking up on Sunday. I feel lovelorn on Monday. I feel like I can't find a date on Tuesday. I feel like I have a crush on Wednesday. Thursday feels like a confession. Friday feels like falling in love at school.

8. Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism all visited the hermit. The hermit came out to meet him: Taoist, why do you call me Li Yi? Why does this monk call me Hongyi? Why does this great scholar call me Monday? Go away! ! I'll kill you if you don't leave! ? (@ Ma Boyong)

9. My girlfriend and I are both first love. I haven't seen my girlfriend for three months, so I decided to find a place where no one was there, and then I kissed her. Just when I was passionate, she said, how can you kiss? I suddenly don't know what to say.