The more jokes in the bar, the better.

1 Several vampires entered the Hell Bar. One ordered arterial blood, one ordered venous blood, and one only ordered a glass of pure water. Ghosts were wondering, but the guy took out a sanitary towel and threw it into the cup, saying grandly, "I have a bad appetite today, let's have a tea bag!" "

2. One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a bar. They each asked for a pint of beer, and just as they were about to drink it, three flies flew into their cups at the same time (not true, what a coincidence, it was intentional, hehe). The Englishman felt sick, so he took the glass aside and asked for another drink. The Scots fished out the flies in the glass and went on drinking casually. The Irishman picked up the fly in the glass and shouted at it, "Spit out the wine for me! Spit out the wine for me! "

One night, a man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Please give me a beer."

Bartender: "Yes, a bottle of beer, a penny."

The guest shouted incredulously, "A penny!"

Bartender: "exactly, a penny!" " "

The guest looked at the menu and said, "May I have a big rib steak with mushrooms, French fries and two fried eggs?"

Bartender: "Sure, but it's quite expensive."

Customer: "How much is that?"

Bartender: "That'll be * * * forty cents!"

Guest: "Where is the owner of this bar?"

Bartender: "upstairs with my wife!"

Guest: "What is he doing upstairs with your wife?"

Bartender: "just like I did to his bar downstairs!" " "

Three young Americans are talking about bars in their hometown in a bar in new york.

The first one said, "in our place, you want two bottles of wine, and the boss gives you one!" " "

The second said, "In our place, if you want a bottle, the boss will give you one!"! ! "

The third man said, "That's nothing. Here, after you finish one bottle, the boss will give you another bottle until you are drunk, and he will help you to his bed. "

The first two people stare big eyes: "Really".

"Yes," said the third man. "My sister told me herself."