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What is the chat mode of straight men?

1, audit chat

When chatting with girls, many straight men always like to ask girls questions one after another. They try to avoid embarrassment in chatting by asking questions, for fear that there is no topic and silence will be caused.

2. Overshow yourself

There are also some straight boyfriends who are particularly self-centered and always want to show off themselves. As a result, it leads to over-display. Every sentence is what I am, and almost every sentence begins with "I".

Change the way straight men chat

* * * Same theme

There is no * * * topic, as the name implies, there is nothing to say between two people. Imagine two people talking about different things. You talk to her about "basketball", she talks to you about "cosmetics", and you can't talk together. From a girl's point of view, if she feels that she can't chat with you at the same time, then she will think that you are not the same person.

Girls like to chat with like-minded people. After all, only * * * can talk together. When chatting with a girl, you must know her hobbies. There is a good saying: know yourself and know yourself, and you will be invincible.

For example, many girls like food, and we can create a topic with her through snacks and food from all over the world. Only after two people have established the same topic will a woman think that you understand her, and then unconsciously have a good impression on you.