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Wheels and drivers

Once, a diner forgot to zip up his pants while eating in a restaurant, which happened to be discovered by a careful waitress, but he was embarrassed to say it directly. After thinking for a moment, he will say to the diner, "Sorry, your' car door' downstairs is not closed properly!" The diners were surprised and hurried downstairs to find the car door closed tightly. Just when they wanted to get angry, the male security guard told him that his pants were not properly pulled. I see. Diners secretly praised the waitress for being smart! Back upstairs, I smiled and said, "You saw that my' car door' was not closed properly, so did you see my' driver'?" The waitress replied, "the driver didn't see it, but the two wheels are still there!" ! "

Humor digest joke

Life is really boring. Last month, a buddy of mine borrowed 4000 yuan from me, saying that he was going to have plastic surgery. Now I don't even know what he has become, oh, 4,000 yuan.

Dad hit me twice today, the first time because he saw my two-point report card, and the second time because the report card was from his childhood.

◆ Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, a first day; Fifteen points.

Honey, I shouldn't shine shoes with sheets, but I just got back from a business trip and I can't change them for a while. I was wrong.

◆ The hair is gone, and dandruff is more prominent! ! ! !

Husband: Ha ha ha, you can wear it. ...