There are a few classic funny jokes, just want to play.

1, a: "Please give an example to explain what it never rains but it pours?"

B: "Unmarried mother gave birth to twins."

2. In a love forum, discuss what kind of person is the best husband. After a heated debate, the host made

Conclusion: "A woman's best husband should be an archaeologist."

"What does this mean?"

"Because the older you are, the more correct he is.

The more interested you are. "

3. Daily humorous language: A couple quarreled. Woman: roll as far as you can ~ ! The man said quietly, according to your idea.

, Lao tze should stay put.

4. When Wukong came back from begging, he found that Master had disappeared, and Friar Sand and Bajie were crying on the ground. Wukong asked: Did Master repay the mortgage this month?

? Friar Sand: No, Wukong asked: Did you pay the traffic fine? Pig said,No. Wukong: Wash and sleep, Master.

Banks and police are watching. . .

5. A man complained to his buddy: "My girlfriend is a conductor, but she has a problem with me! I had to shake her bed all night,

As soon as the bed stopped shaking, she got up and locked the toilet! "

When the writer heard the chef say that his work was tasteless, he said to the chef, "You haven't written a novel, so you have no right to criticize my book."

The chef retorted, "I've never laid an egg in my life, but I can try scrambled eggs." Can hens taste eggs? "

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