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What kind of interesting or unforgettable stealing experiences have you had?
Stealing food is probably something that only children can do. At that time, I was about seven or eight years old. My family was very poor, and my mother was not willing to buy us some delicious snacks all the year round. Even if there are any delicious and memorable snacks, they are always used to go out to visit relatives during the holidays. Mother doesn't allow us to open the package without permission before we have finished eating the delicious food of relatives.
my sister and brother are greedy, and we want to eat everything we see. Whenever there is a fair, my father will ride his creaking big golden deer bike to the fair and buy some cheap apples and peaches. We stayed at the gate. If we saw our father's shadow from a distance, we rushed over and grabbed the bag he hung on the handlebar, scrambling to rummage through the delicious food inside. It was really greedy.
Once I forgot what festival it was, my mother bought two packages of peach cakes and two packages of croissants (a snack shaped like a croissant and filled with sugar water) and went out to visit relatives. When she came back from visiting relatives, four packs of snacks were pressed back to two packs, but relatives did not accept them all. She put them in the cook as usual, and then went to do something else. He and I watched the delicious croissant honey being put in the cook, and then we started to discuss it. Anyway, my mother has left her relatives, so these things should be available for us to eat. Then my sister said that mom might have to go to the next one, so we wanted to eat and dared not move.
Later, my brother couldn't control it, so he went to open the cook to have a look. As a result, the bag of croissant was bulging in the wrapping paper, and a head was exposed from the irregular four corners. I thought that it was exposed by itself anyway, and I wouldn't be found if I dragged one to eat, so I couldn't help dragging one. Take a gentle bite, and the honey will almost drip out. Oh, that's sweet! My brother and sister watched me eat one, and they also held out their little hands. One of them pulled one out and ate greedily.
I smacked my lips while savoring its delicious taste. It's fragrant and sweet. It's really impossible to eat only one such delicious food. Just eat one more, never eat more, and my mother will not find out. I thought of me and reached for the second one. While eating, I thought, this is really delicious. It seems that I have never eaten anything so delicious.
when my younger brothers and sisters saw me eating again, of course, they couldn't help themselves and ate one after another. In the end, we were surprised to find that a bag of croissant honey was actually eaten by a horn! No matter how you wrap it, it won't look the same. Seeing that the big mistake has been made, we have to wait in fear. Sure enough, my mother was going out the next day. As soon as she opened the cook, she found our masterpiece, and then gave us a hard lesson. She reluctantly took out the rest for us to eat and went to the store to buy another pack.
naturally, we cheered and jumped for joy. We had forgotten the scolding we had just received and ate happily.
Now, when I recall my childhood, I still think that kind of dim sum is delicious, so I try my best to find it and buy it to eat, but it doesn't taste like a child, and I feel bored with sweetness. I solemnly introduced them to my daughter, and her daughter shook her head after eating only one. It was really terrible. I don't know what to say. This is the most delicious food in my childhood!
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