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What's the name of the Jade Emperor?
There is a folk saying that the jade emperor surnamed Zhang is a famous friend, and he got this position purely by luck.
Legend has it that when the Buddha instructed Jiang Ziya to offer sacrifices to the gods, all the places were allocated almost, leaving only two important positions, one is the Jade Emperor and the other is the Kitchen God. Jiang Ziya is going to leave the position of the Jade Emperor to himself, which is not too difficult. At this time, a little fairy named Zhang Ziran came out and boldly asked, "Who should I give this position to the Jade Emperor?" Jiang Ziya smiled and replied: "This seat is naturally taken." The fairy was so happy that she said "thank you" and immediately sat down in that seat. Jiang Ziya asked angrily, "Why are you sitting in this position?" The fairy said happily, "My name is Zhang, my real name and my friend. You just said that this position is for natural friends, so "
Jiang Ziya is miserable, but it is not easy to attack him face to face. He came down to take care of his ancestors for eighteen generations and cursed his descendants. So all the children of the Jade Emperor were married to mortals. So far, there is no serious emperor surnamed Zhang.
This is of course a folk saying. With Jiang Ziya's wisdom, how can a useless person sit in that position? Even if you sit on it, you will try your best to get him off. Therefore, it is not completely credible.
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