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Funny sentences about high-speed traffic jams

1, people are in the road, you are blocked, you are blocked, you are blocked, it is too difficult for me.

2, traffic jam, traffic jam, always traffic jam, you block me so upset, have the ability to block me for a lifetime.

3, every day from spring to autumn, drive on the road and squeeze into a pot of porridge.

4, the more anxious, the more traffic jams, motionless for 20 minutes, but also dressed, upset. It's difficult to get on the bridge, but it's difficult to get off the bridge, and the elevated bridge is badly blocked. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

At the beginning of this year, after you got off the night shift, you struggled to wait at the intersection in the north wind. When you want to take a taxi, but you can't, you will be automatically asked if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver can automatically choose the road with fewer cars for you.

6. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. What I fear most now is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

7. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

8. The traffic jam was so annoying that I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew my hair. The buddies in the car next to me greeted me when they saw me. Hey, you have a long and dense beard, which is quite handsome. You stayed for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

9. It is too difficult to go home and the traffic jam is too hard. I saw you in a traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still in a traffic jam after waking up.

10, a line of egrets went to heaven, and I was squeezed in the middle.