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When the overlord of righteousness meets someone who has no martial arts, he must behave himself. ...
Song Xianggong is the second son of Duke Huan of Song Dynasty. On his head, there is a half-brother Mu Yi, the son of Shu Xiong.
But Song Xianggong's mother is Wei Wengong's sister, Qi Huangong's niece and Song Huangong's first wife. Therefore, Song Xianggong was the eldest son and was made a prince.
However, Mu Yi was a very famous saint in the Song Dynasty. From Duke Huan of Song Dynasty to his subjects, they all like Mu Yi very much. Duke Huan of Song even thought about changing the son Mu Yi into a prince. However, due to Song Xianggong's good performance as a prince, Duke Huan of Song had to give up.
The story begins here, and soon Song Xianggong makes a decision that shocks everyone. He wants to give the Crown Prince to his brother, and he is willing to help him.
Walter. What kind of operation is this? Duke Huan of Song is a little ignorant. I haven't heard of anyone robbing the prince these days, nor have I heard of anyone letting the prince.
Solution?
Song Xianggong explained, Dad, your relationship with my mother has broken down. Now my mother has gone to my grandmother's house. She is my mother, so I can't help going to see her. But Song and Wei were at odds. As a son, I can often visit my mother in Weiguo, but I can't go to Weiguo when I am a monarch. Besides, my brother is better than me, and I want to abdicate.
That's what you said. Duke Huan of Song immediately decided to change the prince.
One of the father and son dares to let go, the other dares to change, but the son dares not accept it.
He resolutely refused, and my brother even dared to give up a country. This is the most important thing. What is my reputation? I am an illegitimate child, and he is Di Zi. How can an illegitimate child be above the emperor?
After that, he ran away and went to Weiguo.
Song Xianggong saw that his younger brother had escaped, and in order to show that he was not putting on a show, he followed his younger brother to Weiguo.
In this way, the two brothers went to defend the country with one front foot and one back foot.
The question is coming? Since ancient times, in order to seize the supreme throne, father and son turned against each other and killed each other. There should not be too many stories (Li Shimin, I didn't say you, please sit down).
But why doesn't Mu Yi want to be a great prince?
I can't help it. Before Duke Huan of Song ascended the throne, the state of Song was too chaotic. From Song's death in the 19th year (729 BC), he passed the throne to his younger brother, Song Mugong, until Song Huangong succeeded to the throne in the first year (6865438 BC+0 BC).
Song experienced six abnormal succession to the throne (Song Gongxuan, Song Mugong, Song Zhuanggong, Song Mingong, and Song Huangong), including brothers and sisters (Song Gongxuan, Song Mugong), uncles (Song Mugong, Song Zhuanggong, Song Mingong), and even cousins robbed each other (Song Gongrui, Song Zhuanggong; Song Mingong abolished public ownership in the Song Dynasty).
Such frequent court coups directly led to the killing of two monarchs (Song Xianggong and Song Mingong), which led to the lawlessness of Song State for decades. It was in this civil strife that Confucius' ancestors fled to Lu.
And this kind of chaos is Song Xianggong and childe Mu Yi don't want to see. Mu Yi, the son, decided to give up the readily available position of prince in order to implement the eldest son inheritance system.
It is rare for two sons to be so considerate. So Duke Huan of Song was proud and pleased to see his two sons run away.
In 30 years (652 BC), Duke Huan of Song, who had been king of peace for 30 years, was seriously ill. He quickly sent someone to defend his country and recall Song Xianggong, saying, "If I don't come, I'll be worried to death."
If you don't come back, you will make your father worry me to death!
As a dutiful son, Song Xianggong certainly didn't want his father to worry about death, so he hurried back to visit his father.
In March of the 31st year of Duke Huan of Song Dynasty (65 1 year), Duke Huan of Song died of illness, Song Xianggong officially succeeded to the throne, and the famous Song Xianggong was launched.
Seeing his younger brother succeed to the throne smoothly, Mu Yi, the son, returned safely from Weiguo.
As soon as the son came back, he was entrusted with an important task, making him a left assistant, taking charge of military and political power together with another cousin, Gongsungu, to assist him in handling state affairs. Together, the three brothers and Qi Xin ushered in a great era for Song.
Song Xianggong and his son's feat of releasing the country has since become a moral model of the times, especially Song Xianggong, which has become synonymous with benevolence and righteousness, and his actions of releasing the country have been highly praised by all previous dynasties.
Of course, some people don't buy it. Su Shi, a famous writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, said in On Song Xianggong that Song Xianggong was "the name of a man who stole benevolence with unkind money"
19 10, 17-year-old President Mao Zedong surrendered to Song Xianggong while studying in Dongshan Senior Primary School in Xiangxiang County. He also imitated Kang Liang and wrote an article about Song Xianggong.
In his article, he pointed out that Song Xianggong was a man with great political ambitions. How could he give up power easily? He knew that he had let the country violate the eldest son inheritance system and the etiquette and inheritance system at that time, but he still insisted on giving way, obviously for Duke Huan of Song Dynasty, for the whole world and for himself to win the good name of "benevolence".
Besides, even if he really ceded land, he could make concessions on his own after he succeeded to the throne, but he didn't. This shows that his so-called benevolence and righteousness is just a deceptive trick and a hypocrite.
This article is novel, gorgeous, unique and practical. Mr. Tan Yongchun, the Chinese teacher of President Mao Zedong, saw this article and was full of praise.
Then he broke the routine and made an exception and scored 105 for this article, and commented:
As the saying goes, at the age of three, Mr. Tan Yongchun's comment that "different people have different opinions, and the wise have different opinions" really hit the nail on the head.
Second, seek hegemony.
Shortly after Song Xianggong acceded to the throne, the leader of the Five Powers in the Spring and Autumn Period called the governors of Song, Lu, Wei, Zheng, Xu and Cao to hold an alliance in Kuiqiu.
For the first time, Song Xianggong regarded his great-uncle as the monarch of the Song Dynasty, and he was a leader.
I want to be the overlord, I want to be the overlord. The idea has been lingering in Song Xianggong's mind.
It's just that Qi Huangong also valued him at that time, thinking that Song Xianggong was awesome and worth cultivating. Qi Huangong was full of praise for him and entrusted his son, Prince Zhao, to Song Xianggong.
Song Xianggong is a little ignorant, and Qi Huangong's respect and trust make him get carried away.
It seems that I also have the potential to become a hegemon.
Song Xianggong died in the eighth year (643 BC), and his five sons, Gongzi Wu Kui, Prince Zhao, Gongzi Pan, and Gongzi merchants competed for the position of monarch.
Childe, when the monarch, the prince Zhao Can, who should have inherited the throne, had to run to Song State and ask Song Xianggong for help.
My father asked you to help me. You won't forget it.
Song Xianggong immediately rallied, calling on the world governors to follow Qi Huangong's wishes, and sent troops to help establish Prince Zhao.
But Song Xianggong takes himself too seriously. He has no attraction at all. Most governors ignored his words and put them aside. Only Wei, Cao and Guo symbolically sent some troops to help.
When Song Xianggong saw it, it was enough. He immediately led the allied forces of Wei Song and Cao Yu to Qi.
In the end, Song Xianggong sent troops to Qi twice for the sake of Hong Xiao, which helped Prince Zhao to keep the throne.
Song Xianggong is famous for this, and he feels good himself, feeling that he is the undisputed hegemon after Qi Huangong.
He ignored Song's weak national strength, overreached himself, did not listen to his brother and son's dissuasion, and tried to dominate the world with the power of Song Xiaoguo.
Ten years before Song Xianggong (64 1), Cao and Zhu were invited to form an alliance on the grounds of detaining Teng.
But that winter, the king of Chu allied himself with Qi Xiaogong, Chen Mugong, Cai Zhuanggong and Zheng Wengong.
The result is actually the hegemony between the leading group of Song, Wei, Zhu, Cao and Slip and the leading group of Chu, Qi, Zheng, Cai and Chen.
The comparison between the two groups shows that Song Xianggong's strength is at an absolute disadvantage, and all the countries on his side are not enough to fight against Chu and Wang Cheng alone.
But Song Xianggong doesn't think so. He feels that he is the only one who can dominate the world, because he has unparalleled integrity and abundant martial arts.
In the spring of the twelfth year (639 BC), Song Xianggong first met a vassal named Qi and Chu, and they were holding an alliance.
This alliance made him feel superior, pretending to be the leader of the alliance and giving orders, which aroused the dissatisfaction of Qi and Chu.
I'm being polite to you, and I'm also discussing with you. You really take yourself seriously.
Song Xianggong played an important role in the succession of Ji Xiaogong, and it was not good for him to turn against him.
But Chu Wangcheng, who was also interested in hegemony, was not polite to him. By this time, he had found out the bottom of Song Xianggong, but it was just a paper tiger. When Qi Huan died, Qi lost its hegemony, and the overlord still had the ability to survive in it. Which round will get you Song Kingdom?
This summer after joining the alliance, Song Xianggong called the governors of Chu, Chen, Cai, Xu, Cao and Zheng to hold a peaceful alliance, and decided the overlord candidate in a peaceful way.
Third, do not practice martial arts.
Song Xianggong's identity is the initiator and organized alliance, which is no different from the style of the leader.
Maybe so. Song Xianggong is listed as one of the five tyrants in the Spring and Autumn Period in Historical Records, and has the reputation of being the overlord of benevolence and righteousness.
But in fact, he is just a useless wax-headed silver gun.
The most terrible thing is that he hasn't realized this yet, and he really feels that he is the overlord. At the command, Chu will listen to him, and all the princes in the world will listen to him.
Childe Mu Yi once again advised him that we are a small country in the Song Dynasty. Can a small country be the hegemon? I'm afraid I'll support you to death.
But Song Xianggong was possessed and insisted on going.
Such an iron head is really helpless.
Childe eyes a yi, advised him, Chu people are not easy to mess with, don't talk about credit, you'd better take the army, in case of misfortune.
Song Xianggong said confidently: I put forward this alliance myself, and there is no army. How can I break my promise?
So, in order to show the generosity of the overlord, he ignored his son's advice and left without troops.
At the meeting, Song Xianggong and Chu Chengwang had a heated debate about who should be the leader, and no one would let anyone be the leader.
Song Xianggong is a little ignorant. What? You want to be the overlord of a fake king? Please, I'm a real man. I organized this meeting. If I am not the overlord, who will be the overlord?
What an honest and frank boy.
But King Chucheng didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so he directly called out the troops that had been in ambush for a long time, and he didn't know whether it was a sneak attack. So Song Xianggong became a prisoner of King Chu.
Song Xianggong one mouthful old blood almost gushed up, you are a Chu Man Zi, young man, don't talk about martial arts, behave yourself!
But no matter how he cries at the moment, he can't change the reality that he is a prisoner.
King Chu and Song Xianggong went to attack the Song State together. Fortunately, Gongzi and Gongsungu were very powerful and blocked the attack of Chu.
This winter, under the mediation of Lu Xigong, Song Xianggong was released.
When Song Xianggong returned to China, he refused to accept it. This Chu state is really a savage, and his words don't count. If you don't practice martial arts, how can you be king and dominate?
In March of the 13th year of Song Xianggong (638 BC), Zheng Wengong went to the State of Chu to appear before the King of Chu and supported the King of Chu as the overlord.
Song Xianggong is on fire. You are so short-sighted, leaving me, the king of righteousness, to appear before Chu?
Once again, regardless of the childe's dissuasion, Wei, Xu and Teng were called together to attack Zheng.
Song Xianggong's attack on Zheng triggered the Chu-Song War.
On the first day of November of that year, Song Jun was stationed on the north bank of the flood, Chu army was stationed on the south bank of the flood, and the two armies fought a decisive battle in the flood.
At the beginning of the war, Song Xianggong refused to listen to his son's advice and let Chu cross the river. My son is going crazy.
After all the people in Chu Jun had crossed the river, Song Xianggong insisted on waiting until the people in Chu Jun had finished their disposal before starting to attack.
I've seen a steel head, but I've never seen such a steel head. My son is completely speechless. You can give up anything you like.
After all, the strength of Song and Chu is very different. Even if Song Jun attacks halfway, he may not win. Song Xianggong's miraculous operation ruined Song Jun's hope of victory.
True or false, King Chucheng was not polite to Song Xianggong and directly led the army to attack Song Jun.
In the flood war, the king of Chu defeated Song Jun in one fell swoop, and Song Jun was defeated. Song Xianggong himself fled after being shot in the thigh, and his dream of hegemony was shattered.
After Song Xianggong returned home, people in the Song Dynasty complained about Song Xianggong's stupidity, and Song Xianggong also argued plausibly:
It means, how can a gentleman take advantage of someone's danger? In ancient times, we never captured a gray-haired enemy, nor did we win by blockade. I can't attack an enemy who is out of position, not in my life.
This explanation obviously doesn't hold water. Later, President Mao Zedong clearly pointed out in his article On Protracted War,
What's wrong with martial arts, behave yourself? This is just a big joke.
Fourth, behave yourself.
Interestingly, just as Song Xianggong was defeated in the flood war and retreated to Song Xianggong for illness, he met Zhong Er, the exiled son of the State of Jin, and his party.
This time, Song Xianggong listened to Gongsungu's advice wisely and gave Zhong Er twenty rides, which were delicious and entertaining, giving Zhong Er enough face and food.
At this time, Song Xianggong never dreamed that the exiled son who left before him would achieve anything in the next few short years, because the son Zhong Er is the famous Jin Wengong.
In the fourth year of Jin Wengong (632 BC), Jin Wengong led the Jin army to a decisive battle with the Chu army in Chengpu. This time, Jin Wengong really behaved and defeated the Chu Army in World War I, and finally succeeded in becoming the hegemon. The real hegemon and Song Xianggong's most coveted hegemon passed the alliance of soil training.
The change of things is so unpredictable. How could Song Xianggong think of this at this time?
In May of the 14th year of Song Xianggong (637 BC), Song Xianggong's arrow wound recurred, and his pain was unbearable. Unfortunately, he died, thus ending the emergence of "the overlord of benevolence and righteousness".
In fact, Song Xianggong is a good monarch. After he succeeded to the throne, he appointed a group of sages, such as Mu Yi and Gongsungu, to conduct internal affairs and govern the country with benevolence and righteousness, which greatly improved the national strength of the Song State.
He was blinded by hegemony, lost his mind and was enchanted. He repeatedly refused to listen to people's advice, and as a result, he became the laughing stock of the ages.
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