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Junior three English jokes
Do you have a good memory?
Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces?
Husband: Yes-why?
Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror.
Do you have a good memory?
Wife: Are you good at remembering faces?
Husband: Yes-why do you ask?
Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror.
Junior Three English Jokes (Part Two)
I had to change it twice.
Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store.
Three nights in a row.
Prisoner: Well, your honor, I chose a dress for my wife.
I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.
Had to change it twice.
Judge: I really don't understand why you broke into the same store for three consecutive nights.
Prisoner: Oh, sir, I chose a dress for my wife because she always doesn't like the style of clothes.
Type, so I had to change it twice.
Junior three English jokes
Interesting answer
Teacher: Which is farther away, Australia or the moon?
Bobby: Australia.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Bobby: We can see the moon, but we can't see Australia.
Interesting answer
Teacher: Which is farther away from us, Australia or the moon?
Bobby: Australia.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Bobby: We can see the moon, but we can't see Australia.
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