Laughing to death. You don't want to pay for this.

Laughing to death. You don't want to pay for this.

After laughing for ten years, sometimes telling serious jokes is not funny, but a cold joke can make you laugh for a long time. Have you ever had such an experience? Now, let's have a good laugh!

Chapter 1: Laughing to death costs you nothing. Joke story 1, bow your head without looking up. Originally, it was said that neighbors have good relations and don't offend people, because everyone is in frequent contact.

One day, I suddenly found that this sentence can also be used to describe my relationship with my wife: one is kneeling and the other is standing. @ Li

2. A 2B confession to the goddess.

The goddess pointed to her body and said, I have a person living in it. Will you still like me and accept me?

2B pointed to the goddess' heart and replied:? No matter how many people live in your heart, I will like you and accept you. ?

The goddess pointed to her belly again:? What if I mean here?

2B:？ ......？

Goddess: What kind of man is a man who has no responsibility at all? Get out! ?

3. Ancient poetry is written silently.

The teacher couldn't write a word when he saw Xiao Ming.

So he asked:? Why can't you write from memory?

Xiao Ming said:? There is not enough memory to write it down. ?

The teacher said, then you should spend more time reciting. ?

Xiao Ming said:? The CPU is overheated and running too slowly. ?

The teacher said: Then copy 100 times. ?

Xiao Ming said:? The internet speed is too slow to run. ?

4. a:? Our leader must be an actor before he takes office. His acting is so good! ?

c:？ What acting skills?

A:? In front of us is a tiger, a dog in front of superior leaders, a fox in front of reporters and a pervert in front of beautiful women. . . ?

Chapter 2: Laugh to death the joke story that you don't want to pay your life 1. A buddy went to work in the morning and bought a roasted sweet potatoes. He didn't eat breakfast and put it in his ass pocket. When the bus came, my buddy got on the bus and found an empty seat. At this time, I only heard a slight muffled sound, and a large piece of yellow sweet potato pulp was squeezed out of my ass, still slightly steaming? The whole car was boiling, and this guy wanted to prove that it was not shit by action, so he quickly grabbed a handful and put it in his mouth, even the driver who came to see the situation vomited.

2. Know how to pull a pig cart. You can see pigs. Once it rained, I was in a good mood. I just can't fold my princess umbrella. Suddenly I saw a pig-pulling car with a huge ass lying on the fence. I did not hesitate to stab the princess umbrella into the pig's ass. Do you know what happened behind it? Never forget, pour shit? I'm not as tall as a car, so my face is full? I can't imagine my mother seeing my chin drop.

I miss the dormitory life when I was a student. At that time, the boys' dormitory was really messy, and there were not a few people who didn't wash their socks. Slowly, we found that there are several realms of not washing socks. First of all, socks can stand up when they are difficult to wear. Second, socks will stick to the wall when they are thrown out. The most fierce is a brother next door who didn't wash his socks before the holiday and came back from the holiday with a small mushroom in it. Later, he became popular in school and was honored as a brother of soilless culture.

4. When I was in junior high school, I set up the Qinglong Gang with some buddies, but I didn't know why it was discovered by the class teacher, so I abruptly changed it into the Qinglong Learning Group. . .

Remember to have lunch with your deskmate at noon and accidentally bite your tongue. Me: Ah! Deskmate: What's the matter? I can't speak in pain. I pointed to the rice on the table, then pointed to my mouth and vomited some blood in the ground? At that time, the goods actually shouted: Everybody stop fucking eating! Food is poisonous! ! . . . . At that time, I was so scared that I sprayed the rice in my mouth on his face.

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