Flaming lips joke video

I hung up the phone, my phone was hot, and the call lasted for an hour and a half. The red-lipped female colleague across the street stared at a pair of eyes and said, "Hey, I didn't expect programmers to talk so well."

I swallowed the word "wipe" that slipped to my mouth and ran my code silently. Shit, it's not that I don't like to talk, I just don't want to talk to you.

Who are you? Just a face sitting opposite me. Apart from our common work, I have no intersection of feelings and experiences with you.

To me, your red lips are thicker than the white wall. Why should I tell you?

I grew from a newborn baby to a seven-foot man, from falling again and again to walking steadily step by step; From word to word, from book to book, I paid inch by inch of prime time and bit by bit of hard work, not to pretend with you.

I have studied and done for many years, so that one day I don't have to care about false manners or boring world. I only care about things that really deserve my attention, such as people who have been with me for a certain period of time, people who give me an unusual sense of security for no reason, and people who intuitively know that I can be willful with her.

For example, the hardcore who just talked to me for an hour, if she asks me, have you eaten? I said, fuck, how dare you ask? When your ya broke up and almost cried to death, I was both a father and a mother, feeding your ya alive with a mouthful of water and rice. Now that your wings are hard, you go surfing in the devil. How do you remember the parents who ate chaff and pharynx? If she asks me, why are you always so busy? I said, why are you so busy? Why are you so busy? Why are you so heartless and boring? You clearly know that programmers are naturally busy, and Gan Kun will not stop turning the sun and the moon upside down. You still have to ask such a fucking question to stimulate me. I am not convinced, I am angry, and I will scold you!

For those who want to talk, I will talk when I am busy, and let the other party cover their ears and curse. I can also break her hand and continue to say that she is crazy and dead, and I will chase her to the ends of the earth. For those who don't want to talk, I don't want to answer your pleasantries. No matter how funny your jokes are or how confidential your gossip is, I don't want to talk, yes.

It's not that I don't like talking. I really don't want to talk to you.