Interesting homophonic fable joke

1, build a long shed thousands of miles away-the banquet will have an end.

2, it rains heavily-the war is big; Easy come, easy go.

3, hide from the rain and hide in the city god temple-damn it

4, bald hat-first place; Shouyiming

5, Yin De-bureaucratic AIRS (device)

6. Standing on a bamboo tube-emptiness

7. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise-how do you know your luck?

8. Couples on stage-nominally

9. Rabbits eat twist-it's crisp.

10, skinning cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts.

1 1. There is a sore on the mouse's tail-how much pus and blood?

12, the blind put out the fire-Hu was beaten

13, plum blossom painting in the snow-dog feet

14, hanging lanterns on the wheat field-the same (field)

15, watching the fire on the stage-the hot air heated the fire.

16, crooked mouth blowing trumpet-an evil (oblique) gas

17, the bomb shop caught fire-no talking (bomb)

18, the mouse fell into the boiling water pot-died.

19, foxes quarrel-a group of Hu (foxes) words

20, eunuchs don't call eunuchs-too cheap (prison)

2 1, the pig woman ate chlamydia-ate it herself; Self bite

22, big head maggot arch grinding-in vain

23, stuffy people do things-create dark energy.

24, selling bean jelly in winter-I don't know the time.

25, horns against water chestnut-a pair of traitors

26. The old monk lived in a cave-nothing (no temple).

27, three dollars to buy a riding kua (cross)

28. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity

29, buy a speaker airtight-solid (stone) heart.

30. Cook tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt).

3 1, Huozi drinks rice soup-shameless (indecent)

32, bald monk-not afraid to catch braids

33. The dwarf climbed the mountain step by step.

34. broom behind the door-pick up dirty things to do.

35. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity

36. Singing on the homesickness platform-I don't know the ghost of death.

37, the tortoise's ass-(tortoise) rules

38. Kongming's Empty Plan-Saving the Day

39. Meet me on New Year's Day morning-hello, I'm fine.

40. The ship leaves Hong Kong-layman

4 1, the bald man turns around (picks) the flower arrangement on the skin.

42. Eat too much salt-talk idle (salty).

43, small bald hat-the first name (picture name)

44, dog legs into the village-neighbors.

45, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.

46, dwarf cart-can't catch up; No company

47, the Monkey King heard the hoops-a headache.

48. Jia Baoyu is married-not a sweetheart.

49, two generations of widows-no kung fu

50, three rooms don't open the door-monster (house)

5 1, 2 1 day no chicken-bad guy

52. Broom hanging on the ass-Hao Wei (tail) is big.

53. A scholar meets a soldier-the reason is unknown.

54. Yangko dancing on the cliff-I'm so happy.

55. The mouse got into the corner-waiting to die.

56. The mouse fell into the boiling pot-it was hopeless.

57. Guandi Temple worships Guanyin-the wrong door.

58, pig eight quit lun guy-a rake.

59. Playing with an axe in front of Luban-as blind as a bat.

60. Play the lute to a cow-in vain

6 1, the Monkey King's golden hoop-follow one's inclinations.

62. Chrysanthemum meets drizzle in September-a little token of my appreciation.

63, a thousand miles to build a long shed-no banquet will come to an end.

64, nephew looking for grandma's house-save (uncle)

65. Hua Dan on the stage-picturesque.

66. Wu Dalang caught him-beyond his power; Anti kill

67. The snipe competes with the clam, and the fisherman gains.

68. Crabs crossing the street-bullying people

69. Worship the heavens and the earth with your child in your arms-double happiness.

70. Ancestral leather clothing-inside and out

7 1. Paddle paste on the face-taut

72, low plate and-the deeper the plate.

73. Two more hits-that's right.

74, Wang Xifeng housekeeper-disaster.

75, fingernail palm on the knee-too far from the point (hoof)

76, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.

77, pig eight quit to brag-big mouth brag

78, kaleidoscope-ever-changing

79. Chicks fight-bicker; Douzui

80, three dollars to buy a riding boast (cross)

8 1, Rats in the Library-Eating Books

82. The knives and guns on the stage are fake.

83. Cut tofu with a kitchen knife-both sides glow.

84. Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-foresight

85, Wu Dalang in the world-no one can guarantee.

86. A Jin Baihe fell into the sea-a day without a head.

87, enemies meet-particularly jealous

88. It's difficult to ride a tiger-I can't help myself.

89. The blind man heard the dog barking-there was a door.

90, grinding the mound-solid (stone) heart.

9 1, seagulls in the Pacific Ocean-bold

92, Song Wu embroidery-bold and cautious.

93, the spoon on the throat-Tao (Tao) gas.

May 6, 1994 Ai-out of date

95, lame ass-crooked ways

96, pig eight quit to marry a wife-wishful thinking

In 1997, San Qian bought a donkey with money-Boasting Ride.

98. Toad is at the foot of the bed-struggling to survive.

99. The land is called the God of the City God-God is almost (called) its God.

100, bald head and hat-first place; Shouyiming

Homophonic xiehouyu joke

Homophonic xiehouyu jokes

1, making tea on the plane-advanced (bottle)

2. Work hard on the first day of the new year-the poor get together.

3, the tiger picks the seedlings-the longer the pull.

4. Eat jiaozi on New Year's Day-follow the crowd; Every year is the same; People have me; first time

5, the egg touches the stone-overreaching.

6. Marry a daughter-in-law in the New Year-double happiness.

7. Wu Dalang has a stomachache-he is dying; Die in front of your eyes

8, pig eight quit to eat pig crow-self-harm

9. Li Kui jy embroidery-out of reach; Ability is not satisfactory

10, Pig Eight Rings-Samaritan

1 1. The Queen Mother sews a floral dress-chatting with God (dazzling)

12, Spring Cattle on New Year Pictures-Can't Walk (Plow)

13, 1234567—— Forget (Wang) Ba

14, watch people play movies-at least don't poke this paper.

15, dumb catch donkey-hard work

16, Wu Dalang sells bread-local products.

17, long live grandpa's mouth-without your shit; It's not for you

18, mosquitoes in autumn-buzzing for a few days; Disappear from the scene

19, Zhang Fei's beard-full face

20. The monkey sweeps the floor-his eyes are bright.

2 1, the beam on the road-be careful (star)

22, Pig Bajie fell in the mirror-afraid of ugliness.

23. dung beetles is lying on the road-loading a car.

24, playing the dragon's tail-old backwardness

25. Zhang Fei sells hedgehogs-people are strong and goods are hard.

26. New Year's Day robes-you can't borrow them.

27, draw water with a bamboo basket-with a sieve

28. Take off your pants and fart-reinvent the wheel

29, the husband and wife push the mill-do it in circles; circle

30. Zhuge Liang plays the piano-the plan comes to mind

3 1, Lunar New Year's Day-the first time; first time

32, pig eight quit to eat watermelon-take it all away.

33, the pot into the tongs-Hu (pot) stir fry.

34. Ten-fingered snail-as sure as a gun

35, seven-inch snake with scabies medicine-fight poison with poison.

36. Zhang Fei hit Guan Gong-forgot his old love.

37, the dumb eat Yuan Xiao-you know.

38, weasels and other foods-play it by ear (chicken)

39, the young monk chanting-there is no intention.

40. Chrysanthemum meets drizzle in September-a little token of my appreciation.

4 1, the cow's head is stuck in the urinal-you can go in but you can't pull it out.

42. Pan Jinlian's creed-I would rather die than be a ghost.

43. Monkey Sun sits in the world-all hands.

44. Put the green onion in your nose-pretend to be an elephant (Figure)

45. Lin Chong ran into Baihutang by mistake-he was cheated.

46, the whirlwind of winter-can't be a climate.

47, Zhu Bajie studied-actually rushed to read.

48. Sorghum stalks are used as pillars-they won't hold.

49, the land god fights with the city god-ghosts and gods are uneasy.

50. The dwarf picks the eldest son-choose the best from the worst.

5 1, the antelope in the mountains-not counting.

52,12 sycees-definitely

53, burning eyebrows-immediate pain

54. Song Wu sells hedgehogs-people force goods to prick their hands.

55. It rained three times a day-lack of affection.

56. Sweet-scented osmanthus on August 15th-full moon.

57. The old lady grasped the mud in her hand-squeezed it in her hand.

58. Buy a hat in a department store and try it on there.

59. Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu.

60. The clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.

6 1, get married on the stage-be happy for a while

There are lice on the bald head-there is nowhere to hide.

63, May 6th Ai-out of date

64. It snows in June-hard to get: hard to get.

65, the stone in the henhouse-bastard

"One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs."

67. On the first day of the first month, I held a lantern festival-I had to; Everybody's fine.

68, the old cow died-Ren Pi

69, chrysanthemum in September-a little bit into the heart

70. Wear an undershirt in winter-you know how cold and warm you are.

7 1, micro-life on the stage-gentle appearance

72. Make further progress.

"One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs."

74. Practice swimming in a cesspool-I'm really not afraid of death (shit).

75. The second child dreams of marrying a daughter-in-law-a white happy event.

76, white mouth-don't talk.

77, tiger stove treat-fine check; Good tea

78, the Monkey King's golden hoop-follow one's inclinations.

79, gecko Liao door curtain-show hands

80. Guan Yunchang farts-I don't know how to blush.

8 1, it's raining heavily-looking for loopholes.

82. Crabs in winter-they won't last long.

83. the Monkey King's seventy-two changes-a variety of tricks

84. Rats cross the street-everyone shouts.

85. "A leaf in a big forest-there are not many without you."

86. Boil on turtle's ass-rotten rules (rotten turtle)

87. The fox dreams-wants to speculate (stealing chickens)

88. The old woman drinks porridge-shameless (indecent)

89. Two heads are better than one.

90, onion mixed with tofu-one clear (green) and two white

9 1, two piles of eighteen brass cymbals-nine articles; I've heard his name for a long time.

92. Tang Priest Studies-Serious.

93, Wan Chunting talk-say somewhat ironic.

94. The hungry tiger came into the house-the neighbors were very upset.

95, wine without a cup-Hu (pot)

96, the tiger picks the seedlings-the longer it is, the longer it is.

97. The tower rises from the bed-the foundation is empty.

98, Zhong Xu on the stage-not afraid of ghosts.

99, the mouse fell into Tanqueray-fashionable (wet hair)

100, eating jiaozi on Dragon Boat Festival-different.

China's homophonic xiehouyu joke

China's homophonic xiehouyu joke

1, Fireworks on New Year's Eve-colorful

2, lifting water and washing vegetables-kill two birds with one stone; It's convenient for both sides.

3. Song Wu looks at ducks-heroes are useless.

4, small bald hat-the first name (picture name)

5. Zhang Fei hit Guan Gong-forget the old love.

6, pig eight quit to jail-not white injustice.

7, Tang Yan's eyes-I don't know good or bad.

8, burning the forehead-imminent

9, the wind blows the lamp grass-the heart is uncertain

10, Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-a disaster.

1 1, it snows in June-hard-won: hard-won.

12, rushing into strings-not worth talking about (playing)

13, Xiong Lian equipment.

14, the wind blows down the handsome flag-a bad start.

15, practicing swimming in the dung jar-I'm really not afraid of death (shit)

16, half-rotten intersection-kicked out.

17, killing monks and chanting-false compassion; Fake charity

18, Li Kui jy decides the case-the strong is right.

19, old and proud as a peacock-romantic.

20. Earthworms in the field-full of doubts (mud)

2 1, Han Xiangzi playing the flute-extraordinary.

22. The short man chooses the general-or he can make do with it.

23. Guan Yu sells meat-no one dares to come.

24, pig eight quit bragging-big mouth bragging

25. Zhuge Liang borrows an arrow-if he borrows it, he will not return it.

26. The sedan chair flower after the play-poor and happy.

27, flies pounce on tigers-can't shoot.

28, five teeth iron rake itching-hard hands

29. Boil the ball in a paste pot-you are still angry when you call yourself an asshole.

30. Hug the bitch and wink-roll your eyes.

3 1, it rains heavily on a hot day-suddenly; Not long

32, goat disease wrapped in sheep died from generation to generation

33. Erhu in Dongyue Temple-Bullshit

34. Throw a bomb in the toilet-you aroused public outrage (shit).

35. A handful of powder hit the back of the neck-the glaze is upside down.

36, keep the nest door to catch chickens-none left.

37. Monkeys climb bamboo poles-jump up and down.

38. Wu Dalang sells hedgehogs-prick the hand.

39, thousands of miles to sit officer-in order to eat and wear

40, saltworks guy-love to manage leisure (salty) things.

4 1, dung beetles prone on the road to load the car.

42. Pig laughed at the monkey-I don't know how ugly I am.

43, the beauty figure in the trash can-nonsense (painting)

44, Guan Yunchang to Maicheng-catastrophe.

45. Spring tea is very fresh and tender

46, the wind blows dandelion-light.

47. The wind blows down the plane tree-others can't say it well.

48. Turtle somersault-one rule after another (Turtle)

49, python wrapped around the plow-cunning (stranded)

50, the monkey on the fruit tree-full belly

5 1, heavy snow falls in the sea-visible, intangible.

52. Zhang Fei sells tofu-people are strong and goods are not hard.

53, the monk picked up the grate-useless.

54. Peony is planted in the chest-be elated.

55, thunder in the clouds for a long time-earth-shattering.

A dog bit the cupboard-it couldn't open it.

57. You have a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

58. Pig Bajie's martial arts-rake.

59. Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve

60. Short people line up-the last one.

Interesting classic homophonic xiehouyu

Knock melon seeds, knock bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Lights and drums.-I don't want to (Silence).

Crutches at intersections-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Chatting at the salt shop-doing nothing. It's too salty to cook.

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple).

The freighter is out of the sea-a layman. (Foreign Airlines).

Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

Set off firecrackers in the well-everything happens for a reason. (with a round sound).

An old hen has an empty nest-it's not easy. (No eggs).

Eat ginseng-spare. (added).

Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

Lead a sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

Crazy chat with a fan. (rumor)

Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

Sleeping in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit

The Tang Priest's Book-Serious. A true sutra

Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim).

The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.

Seven Immortals River, the birthday girl-there is no road. No deer.

Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard that for a long time. (nine articles).

Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

Braids in the back-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

The stove turned over-what bad luck. (Pour coal).

The rice cooker is smoking-it's a muddle. The rice is burnt.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

Blow the horn from the window-it's famous. (singing outside).

The dragon god was moved.-awesome. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

Buried in an empty coffin-arrogance. There is no one in the Woods.

The tortoise solved the problem-rules. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts-it must be noisy. I'm going to explode.

Bag in the air-pretend to be crazy. (install wind).

Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The old lady went to the henhouse.-idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

The rain hit Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).

Half cotton.-no way. (bullet-free)

Bald man holding an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).

A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

The toilet is still stone, which caused public anger. (causing male feces).

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

Confucius moved-all lost. All the books.

Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

A scholar lost his towel bag. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).

The blunt knife broke the bamboo. (it won't ring).

Tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole-how dare you. What a big duster.