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Funny talk about boys in 2020
1. My special function is that I can chat with different people in different tones at the same time
2. Sometimes I pretend to look around but I am actually just peeking at the person I like
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3. I really want to beat you to a cripple because I want to take care of you all my life.
4. You are so good-looking, can I beat you?
5. Yes We are together because there is nothing appropriate or inappropriate about love
6. You said you wanted to grow old with me, and after I dyed my hair, you said I was not mainstream
7. There was someone just now If you compliment me on my handsomeness, then I suggest you go and see my friends. After watching them, you will find that I am more handsome than before
8. Tell me what you are unhappy about to make me happy
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9. Speak well and don’t seduce me
10. Why the only way to relieve worries is to get enough sleep
11. I am especially afraid of ghosts when I am alone at home. It’s not that I’m afraid of ghosts. I am afraid of being alone.
12. I want to shake the shoulders of time hard and shake out all the things it has stolen from me.
13. I want to break up with you! So let’s be together first
14. Young people should not stay up late all the time and learn to cook porridge occasionally
15. I really don’t understand it. People who can be recognized even by Hui, I can’t recognize them now with makeup on.
16. Alas, you see, I can rely on my face to eat, but I have to use chopsticks
17. It has been raining for several days, and my face has become rounder, although there is no difference between the two. No connection, but I hate rain
18. The boys around me are neither handsome nor handsome, only pleasant to the eyes
19. On the way back to the dormitory, I saw a few girls with their eyebrows drawn. The end of the world
20. You choose the one you love or the one who loves you
21. My idea is very simple. Make more money and find someone who will fall in love with me because of my money. People are not just interested in my kindness, integrity and beauty
22. I will ignore you when I say I will. Can't you just deal with me? Why don't you go and eat shit?
23. Junk food is delicious, but scum like me is always attractive
24. I count the minutes and seconds of time, the size of your steps, I count You pass through the length of the street, but you are still missed.
25. It’s okay to bully my friends, but I’m warning you, don’t let me see you, otherwise, I won’t be able to help but laugh out loud.
26. Introducing someone to you is a very troublesome thing. Just stay with me.
27. It’s hard for you to meet someone as interesting and cute as me again. People, then please pamper me more
28. Don’t ask me why I’m in a bad mood. I have the most handsome facial features. I’m just hungry
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32. I have been surrounded by two emotions all day today: hungry and wanting to take a vacation.
33. You still have to listen to math class in case you understand it someday
34. Don’t be afraid if you have short legs and a short stature. Besides being cute, you can pick up money faster than Others are quick
35. If you need help, just say it so I can refuse you
36. In this unkind age, the best way to make others miss you is to owe money No return
37. I have seen so many pigs and you are the cutest
38. Give me ten years to give you a lifetime of mental retardation.
39. I want to see if you are uglier when you are asleep than when you are awake
40. Don’t bother me that just looking in the mirror can restore your good mood. Don’t bother everyone. 2020 Talk about boys’ domineering space
1. When the electric fan turns into a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.
2. Everyone’s birth is specially customized by God. Do you want to know what kind of future you will have if you are born on this day?
3. I really don’t know that I have changed. Or have you changed?
4. Happiness is like a cat chasing a mouse. One cannot chase the mouse, and the other cannot escape.
5. When you are down and out, there is not even a dog around you.
6. Some people are four. In addition to two, they are still two.
7. Not everyone has everything, and not everyone has nothing.
8. Don’t ask me how I did in the exam. I can only say that it was burnt.
9. If you take a nap now, you will dream, but if you study now, you will realize your dream!
10. I wish that when I received the red envelope, I would open it and it would say another one.
11. When others start to call you crazy, you are not far from success.
12. I am not a princess, I am a crying fish.
13. When a student fell into the warehouse and fell through it, the master said, you almost fell into Longdu Square.
14. As long as I can get rid of you, I will never let go of any opportunity.
15. Don’t say love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe!
16. The highest level of falsehood is that you no longer believe that it is the genuine product when you see it again.
17. I glued Pulse to the computer, just because I want the Internet speed to be stronger.
18. Don’t ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue.
19. If you don’t accompany me through thick and thin, who are you in glory and wealth?
20. The past we have walked together and the promises we have made together must be quiet after separation.
21. If nothing else happens, we will not contact you again.
22. One flower, one world, one leaf, one pursuit. A song and a sigh, a lifetime for one person.
23. First love is beautiful for everyone, and it will bring you a beautiful memory.
24. Long hair reaching waist is popular this year, but we have short hair reaching our ears.
25. No height, no grace, just a beer belly.
26. One day you will find that not everyone can replace me.
27. When you see through everything, you realize that losing is more practical than having.
28. The traffic has gone up and the phone bill has gone up, giving birth to a scoundrel and calling it a shutdown.
29. Was there once, such a simple time, when you listened to a song and accidentally thought of me.
30. What is superfluous: a cotton-padded jacket in summer, a fan in winter, and your attentiveness after I feel cold.
31. The biggest disrespect to my parents is that, as a competent bathroom singer, I still delay taking a shower until midnight every day.
32. My heart is not suitable for happiness. It has been broken for too long and there is no gap to fit it.
33. You make it impossible for me to get off the stage, and I don’t let you even have a chance to get on the stage.
34. Hitting means kissing, scolding means loving, if you don’t love enough, kick!
35. Live for yourself, not for love.
36. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, doing all simple things well is extraordinary.
37. Let’s walk together on the path we want to take, while the sun is shining and the breeze is quiet.
38. The chemistry teacher asked, what should I do if there is a gas leak? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.
39. You are having sex with the two sisters. Do you believe that I will kill you in one fell swoop?
40. Fortunately, I am fat and can squeeze my belly when I am bored.
41. Secret love is a kind of politeness, narcissism is a kind of pride, and open love is a style. Not being in love is a taste.
42. If you persist, it is called a dream; if you give up, it is just a delusion.
43. The teacher’s classic lie: I treat all students equally, whether they are good students or poor students.
44. Some words are too hot, so I have to calm down before writing.
Some words hurt so much that they had to be soaked in wine before they could be spoken.
45. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. The teacher is ruthless and I am affectionate.
46. Xiao Ming, I haven’t seen you for so many years, are you still talking about it at school? How is your wife Xiaohong doing?
47. I discovered that as a foodie, you are either hungry or full!
48. The price of everything is rising, which means people are getting cheaper.
49. I remember the most domineering sentence when I was a child: You are waiting after school.
50. A man pretending to be a woman is called a shemale, but what about a woman pretending to be a man?
51. When listening to a song, I will think of a sentence, a person, and a beautiful fleeting time.
52. Bi proposed to Lian, but Lian objected strongly to his surprise. There was only one reason: he wanted the tragedy of a bruised nose and swollen face to happen to him.
53. If you leave when I am at my lowest, don’t come back when I am at my best.
54. In those years, everyone fought together, and these people all ate shit together.
55. Those who don’t gain weight are called foodies, and those who gain weight when they eat are foodies.
56. Books are your best friends. The only drawback is that it makes me more near-sighted, but it's worth it.
57. Please roll yourself into a ball and leave my sight in a rounded way.
58. If there is anything sad, it must be because you don’t study and think too much.
59. I think there must be many people who have a crush on me, because no one has confessed to me after so many years!
60. You can’t just stick to the status quo, you have to force yourself to be a rabbit.
61. If you are not satisfied with me, please come to me directly and don’t vent your emotions to others.
62. It was you who talked about being together at that time, and you are the one who talks about it now.
63. Women are just men’s faces, while money and power are their backbone.
64. It turns out that the love in my eyes is just a joke in your eyes.
65. It’s not that I look down on you, but I’m simply too lazy to care about you.
66. We always feel that what others have is better than what we have. Only when we lose it do we realize that we have missed the most suitable one in the comparison!
67. As long as you dare to treat me as a game, I will torture you to death if I don’t use cheats.
68. If you can’t let go of the wrong person, you will never meet the right person.
69. If you follow fashion and get a middle part, can you please take a look at your 38-point haircut?
70. The feeling of being close to someone who is suddenly a stranger, and feeling that all hope is completely lost, is like drinking a mouthful of cold water and getting burned.
71. You can really do a lot of things when you wake up early, for example, get some sleep.
72. It’s my fault that you have such a good temper that you coax people to use their knives on you.
73. The little monster that Aotuman loved so much eloped with the salty superman next door.
74. What about having a husband? There is a goalkeeper and the ball still goes in!
75. The last words you have written should also be sung vigorously to worship our madness for love.
76. Missing you is my excuse for being in a daze every day.
77. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away!
78. A girl can transform from a virgin to a woman only once and successfully, but a boy needs repeated training to transform from a virgin to a man!
79. Huoxiang Zhengqi water is a must-have when going out! Trustworthy!
80. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.
81. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.
82. Spit is used to count money, not to reason!
83. True love is when you clearly think that the other person is a pig, but you are still worried about being snatched away by others.
84. Life is long, and you should be with interesting people, like me.
85. A good man is honest in front of other women and extremely lustful in front of the woman he loves.
86. Promote long-term strategy and control the inner world, persist in simplicity and shock the world.
87. Although idiots are stupid, there are even stupider people applauding them.
88. Do you know the difference between you and a plate of shit? It’s just that you don’t have a plate.
89. The three things you want most in school are long-lasting love, true friendship, and ideal grades.
90. I slapped you against the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off.
91. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a safety helmet.
92. I don’t allow you to use your body to make money. I want to buy your body back.
93. Although you look ugly, your mobile phone photo quality is good.
94. When facing the final exam paper, I discovered that I had Bai Xuebei.
95. People searched for him thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, the man was there, wearing long johns on the bedside.
96. We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, and we don’t have anyone to express our love to on April Fool’s Day. It’s better to have someone to worship on Qingming Festival.
97. Even if love makes me fall again, the scar will still be a kind of pride.
98. When we really love and it hurts, we realize that love has really gone far.
99. You will never know how ugly you are if you don’t confess your feelings, and you will never know how bad your character is if you don’t borrow money.
100. You can pursue life, but don’t compare; you can be vain, but you must rely on yourself.
101. The closer I get to the high school entrance examination, the more irritable and inexplicable I become.
102. Salary is like an aunt, it comes once a month and is over in about a week.
103. You can still drink the water when it is cold, but it is difficult to warm up when your heart is cold.
104. Ever since you got mental illness, you have always been very energetic.
105. There is a girl who is so cute, cute, and silly. She makes me want to flirt with her. Just when I was about to walk over, I remembered that the boss is a girl!
106. I have three heights: height and intelligence. I use backgammon! 2020 Sad Signatures for Boys
1. I began to get lost in my search.
2. Maybe many years later when you hear my name again, you will smile and say you don’t know me.
3. Forgive me for not being able to express my blessings. I am not such a good ex-girlfriend.
4. Whose embrace is touching you at this moment, and whose lips are warming you at this moment.
5. When you are injured and you are not around, you can only pretend to be strong and smile.
6. If I say I really love you, who will clean up the damaged friendship.
7. I am the wind, I never have a direction. You are water and can never be hurt.
8. The vast land can be destroyed with one sword, where will the bustling music and songs fall.
9. No matter what the reality is, I just want to be a madman who accompanies you to be stupid.
10. The whole room was filled with the smell of cigarettes and loneliness.
11. Without you, without the past, I would not be sad.
12. Even if the road to tomorrow is difficult, you must be tenacious. Only the hegemon can create glory.
13. God will definitely forgive me, because that is his profession.
14. The sinking heart no longer knows where it has fallen, and I don’t even know it.
15. I was wrong. My mistake was that I fell in love with you and lost you in the end.
16. If I had to choose again, I would still choose you.
17. There is some pain that cannot be expressed, so I can only endure it until I can slowly forget it.
18. I still haven’t learned to love myself, and I still don’t understand that happiness is what I hold in my hands.
19. I don’t blame you for your heartless accident, I just wish you had too many expectations.
20. Sometimes I hear a name. No matter how happy you are, you will immediately stop smiling.
21. Pause, sigh, move forward, thorns scratch the wings, and the scratches of the wind are sad.
22. Allow me to love you one last time. I know we are all going to let go.
23. Listening to the sound of rain outside, I suddenly felt like I wanted to indulge.
24. Give me less hope, that way I will be less disappointed.
25. The temperature of your heart, I believe, can melt icebergs in an instant.
26. The doctor said that smoking damages the lungs. She told me that she was sentimental and sad.
27. Farewell is destined to be an irreversible ending.
28. In fact, sometimes you have to think about whether you really love someone deeply or because you are unwilling to do so.
29. Maybe we should cherish it and not care about how far it is forever.
30. I have nothing but endless sorrow.
31. I have lost the gentleness I had before, and I am no longer what I was before.
32. Why bother yourself? It’s really not worth it to show others.
33. Don’t make the beginning of the story too beautiful, after all, everyone wants to hear the ending.
34. I won’t get eternity, and I won’t be able to feel your gentle eyes.
35. The past never comes back, but what comes back is no longer perfect.
36. My boyfriend doesn’t smoke or drink.
37. I hope that one day you will appear behind me, blindfold me and say I am back.
38. This road is so difficult, I am most afraid that you will not hold my hand.
39. I don’t like jokes the most because I take them seriously.
40. Time has made me see clearly that when I was young, I never really loved anyone.
41. Pretend to be strong with a smile, forgetting when it started, and only myself is left in my world.
42. Later I learned to be scheming, suspicious and framed, and I became good and bad.
43. The years are scattered and torn on the ground, and I feel nothing for another day.
44. See through the love in the world, vow to never love anyone again, and just live an ordinary life.
45. The quarrels used to be earth-shattering, but now the meetings are pale and feeble.
46. Two people have been apart for a long time, have they become estranged like this?
47. My leaving will make you happy. If you are willing, we can make a deal.
48. The look of dreaming together may be the look of love.
49. In a love entangled with love and hate, who is right and who is wrong?
50. I am working hard, persisting, and looking into the distance on the way to your heart.
51. New wine is still the same as the old. No matter how many new people you meet, you will never recognize the appearance of the old friends.
52. In the end, the heart lies in the heart, but the most regretful thing is the heart.
53. Your leaving is also a relief to me. I have had enough.
54. If I were a thin person, I could count my ribs when I was sad.
55. I know everyone’s ending. Only, I don’t know my own ending!
56. The most beautiful love is not to stay together, but to abandon each other. True love cannot be separated by distance.
57. This world is not just black and white, right and wrong, love and dislike.
58. The simple thing is that I want to be with you, but the difficult thing is that we have missed this life.
59. In this ending, no one is wrong, it’s just fate.
60. Even the best preservatives in the world cannot make youth and love immortal.
61. Do you know that there is no point in thinking about what doesn’t belong to you?
62. I have always longed for the sky you mentioned. I have always longed for it.
63. Life is indeed short, and I really don’t want to live in care.
64. Among all the scenes where everything has changed, I like you the most.
65. If you regain what you have lost, you will not be as happy as before.
66. Time slowly flows through the desolate youth, and begins to be sentimental day and night.
67. For you, I can only remember you as a stranger.
68. I think my love for you is so deep that I can even accept your betrayal.
69. Missing is no big deal, isn’t it just a few more tears?
70. Love has two postures, one is chasing and the other is waiting.
71. If I cling to you, I will have the love in the world, which is warmer than the sun.
72. Fenghua is a finger of quicksand, and old age is a period of time.
73. They say I am stubborn. I am stubborn, but stubbornness is pitiful.
74. Being close does not mean that the heart is close. Maybe alienation.
75. Kill the weakest one in yourself, it doesn’t need to exist.
76. Youth is like this, with pain but no hesitation.
77. Your indifference makes me understand: if I love you unrequitedly for one year, I will make you regret it for ten years.
78. I am not born to be a king, but there is blood flowing in my bones that will not let me bow my head.
79. When you have a new love, forget about the old love. I didn’t expect that this sentence can be used even in friendship.
80. Writing about the pain of youth, who can escape the glitz and chaos.
81. Time takes away many things from us, and in the end we only have photos.
82. The sky is beautiful and blue, but it would be monotonous without the sun.
83. Some people only realize that they are their favorites after they leave.
84. Independence, forever. No matter, love or money.
85. Whose chest is your black hair sleeping on now, whose lips are you trying to be gentle with now?
86. The exclusive smile I can give you on your most memorable journey.
87. My heart is your world. It was just a moment of heavy traffic.
88. As long as the ending is with you, no matter how painful the process is.
89. The most powerful people in the world are those who can live alone.
90. I don’t know whether it was right or wrong to meet you, but I know that I am happy to have met you.
91. Some feelings are more likely to depreciate over time.
92. I must appear in your family’s household registration book. If I can’t be your wife, I will be your stepmother.
93. Even if we can’t be together in the end, I will still be grateful to have you in my life.
94. Love means heartache without reason and tolerance without preconditions.
95. Life is a one-way journey. Once you have passed it, it is impossible to look back.
96. The rain is getting heavier and heavier. I have lost my way and even more lost my eyes.
97. I thought she loved me, but unfortunately she lied to me.
98. If one day the world betrays you, at least I will betray the world for you!
99. Love is not charity, so you cannot give generously.
100. It was really easy to be happy when I was with you.
101. You can hurt yourself once, but try not to do it a second time.
102. I have always loved the past and you, and my tears are like the rain that never stops.
103. There is a person who teaches you how to love, but he doesn’t love anymore.
104. In every season, memories always jump. 2020 Super Cool Space for Boys
1. You can’t control who walks into your life, but you can choose who to throw out of which window.
2. Falling in love is like peeling an onion, there is always one layer that will make you cry.
3. Give you some sunshine and it will be brilliant; give you some charcoal and it will make a bomb.
4. Without passionate kiss, there would be no rolling on the bed; without physical friction, there would be no spark of love!
5. Don’t blame me for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.
6. From today on, smile every day. Except for life and death, everything in this world is trivial.
7. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.
8. Although I have no books, no notes, no classes, and no review, I have a heart that does not want to fail the exam.
9. We promised to grow old together but you secretly baked it.
10. Those who won’t leave the argument or scold you are the ones who care about you the most.
11. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyle have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.
12. Please pay attention to your attitude when talking to me, and first understand who you are.
14. Let me die for a while and come back to life in the spring.
15. When you fall in love, parting that is the opposite of love will also follow.
16. Perhaps the best choice is to leave and let both parties adjust calmly.
17. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because I am so damn sleepy.
18. If you really want to take a break and ask for leave but are not approved, it means that you are not a useless person.
19. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans.
20. No matter how great you are, you are just a domestic product like me.
22. After breakfast, have lunch, after lunch, have supper. If you feel sleepy after supper, eat breakfast when you wake up.
23. Tell me to get lost, get lost. Call me back, sorry, get away.
24. It will get dark, people will change, love will be 30%, deception will be 70%, the road is still long, don’t be too crazy, you can’t decide who will be brilliant in the future.
25. What do you want from a man who betrayed you? It would be dirty to burn it to your ancestors during the Qingming Festival.
26. If you want to gain a foothold in society, you must first learn to behave.
27. There is no need to comment on the person you like, because she occupies a group.
28. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that when I looked at the sow recently, I thought it was very pretty.
29. Never discriminate against a madman, he just has a different worldview from yours.
30. One shot will shoot you up to the sky, and you will be shoulder to shoulder with the sun.
32. Menstrual cramps are so painful that the beauty bends her back!
33. You dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning. I curse you for eating instant noodles with only seasoning.
34. I have mastered 100 ways to love my girlfriend, but now I am missing a girlfriend.
35. Don’t be distracted by your heart and don’t be trapped by your emotions. Don't be afraid of the future and don't dwell on the past. So, be fine.
36. After persisting for several years, success will wave to you.
37. Don’t show off to me how many friends you have. See who will help you when you are in trouble. A cart of potatoes is not as good as a pearl in the night.
38. Deal less with dogs. When he licks you, he looks like a cute dog. When he bites you, he looks like a wolf with white eyes.
39. The person who guides you on the bright road in life is your conscience.
40. Spring is here and the peach blossoms are blooming. Is it true that standing under the peach blossom tree will bring you luck in peach blossoms?
41. Kindness means that when others starve, I eat meat without gibbering.
42. Don’t roll your eyes too much. Be careful to become a wolf with N times the rolling eyes. After all, your IQ is.
43. Let’s say breakup with a smile. When we turn around, we will be filled with tears.
44. Men don’t need to be arrogant, and women don’t need to be pitiful.
45. Love disappears, and we lose our way in the process of desperately running away.
46. If I became the HR manager, the first thing I would do is to promote myself to be the boss.
47. There was originally a way to do things, but there were so many people leaving that it was blocked.
48. This is my temper. As long as others ignore me, I won't have the nerve to bother them anymore.
49. It’s late at night that you realize how lonely a person is, and you don’t want to live alone.
50. Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can’t wear it all day long.
51. Auntie and Xiaobai fell in love, and they gave birth to a child named Sanitary Napkin.
52. This king’s kingdom is more than enough to provide you with a disaster.
53. From the beginning, we are all children. Later, we both had children.
54. I don’t know the sweet words you like, so if you like to listen, let the storyteller listen to you.
55. I just like you, I just love you, it’s none of your business.
56. What we are doing is underground, we just don’t want to make it public.
57. Some people can’t say what’s good about them, but no one can replace them.
58. Although I am taciturn, I am very clear-headed. You know everything about me.
59. Even if heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.
60. I hope there is such a person who can put me in a separate group and distinguish me without paying attention.
61. Others eat longevity noodles on their birthdays, but I eat dried noodles on my birthday.
62. A dog only has its owner in his life, but his owner will have many friends in his life.
63. As China becomes developed, it needs foreigners to translate classical Chinese.
64. I am not doing it for money, I am doing it for life. I don’t mean to have sex with you, I do it because I love you.
65. I don’t like the taste of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk.
66. You like me very much, but you don’t understand me; if you knew me, hey, you would love me to death.
67. Whether you stop or go, you have a purpose. For example, if you love someone, work hard if you don’t love someone, then leave firmly.
68. Don’t call us singles, our code name is Lone Wolf.
69. Don’t make any promises to me in your life. I’m afraid, I’m afraid you’ll be struck to death by lightning.
70. You are so ugly and creative that you can go back to the drawing board and remake it.
71. I’m not a bad person. If I hurt you, I’m sorry and I’ll forgive you.
72. Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people cannot be found, some people should not be found, and some people cannot be found.
73. I have given up, please leave me some dignity.
74. Don’t be afraid, don’t worry. Ten years from now, everything will be just a side dish.
75. Others sleep until they wake up naturally, and count money until their hands cramp. I slept until my hands cramped, and counted money until I woke up naturally.
76. Girls with big breasts have neuropathy, because the peripheral nerves are necrotic and the breasts are enlarged.
77. I am a man of grace and I have always been humble to women, except my wife.
78. No matter who you are to me, don’t exceed the bottom line of my tolerance, otherwise I will destroy you without hesitation.
79. You never know that you are my sweet dream day after day.
80. The most annoying feeling is not becoming a stranger, but the process of becoming a stranger.
81. It’s not too bad, at least I can still laugh.
82. Perhaps, we will have one day after all: holding someone else’s hand and forgetting who they were.
83. Youth is an advantage. Whether it is mental or physical trauma, it heals quickly.
84. Carry your own dreams and taste your own tears.
85. What qualifications do people who don’t understand me have to point fingers at me? I don’t understand.
86. Time, you can change my body, but you can never change my beliefs and attitudes.
87. What is love in this world? The sage replied: Waste!
88. Don’t relax, your life will be visited by various varieties of smiling tigers.
89. Let me tell you, I will not die in pain without you. Without you, I can live more freely and freely.
90. Calmness is a kind of life cultivation, and innocence is a kind of character.
91. The difficulty in marriage is that we fall in love with each other's strengths, but live with her shortcomings.
92. In fact, schools are open prisons.
93. When I was a child, I only needed a quilt to separate myself from the whole world.
94. Instead of asking for help like this, why not give me a huge sum of money and let me feel the warmth of human kindness.
95. Plastic surgery for women with bad character will fail and become disfigured.
96. Those people who have one thing in front of others and another thing behind them are the most hypocritical proof of us humans.
97. Is your coffin a sliding lid or a flip lid?
98. Although he is not my opponent, he can still be my dog.
99. When I was young, I liked to wear the same pair of pants with my brother. Who dares to do so now?
100. Don’t think that you are the only one who has the hang-up button, and I have it too.
101. You can only convince other people’s ears with your mouth, but you can conquer other people’s hearts with actions.
102. Anyone who is single should come forward and let me know that I am not the only one.
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