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Is drinking very hot water harmful to the mouth? I have been drinking very hot water for a year or two. When eating hard things, blood bubbles often appear in your mouth and your throat is always unco
Gong quartz. Frequent close business trips. Stay in Chen and swim back. When I was eating, I suddenly saw the old man with special eyebrows. When I reached the door, my eyes were long and I sighed slightly, as if I were an acquaintance. Xiao doubted his intention, so he asked, "The old man said," I don't feel sad to see Lang Jun look like a person. " Xiao asked him who he looked like. The old man said, "Lang Jun is like the king of Xiangyang." Wang is the eighth ancestor of Xiao. Then he was surprised and asked, "Wang is the ancestor of eight generations living under one roof. How do you know him? " The old man sobbed and said, "There is a Zuo, who used to be a bookkeeper in the capital and won the favor of others. When Li Ming was in trouble, he ran away to avoid suffering from his ears. Because I went into the mountains to practice Buddhism, I was able to live on earth. I was shocked by Lang Jun, but I didn't know it was Wang Sun. " Then I cried. Xiao Jing, on the other hand, asked him the year of 327. Long time no see. Today in the mountains, when out of the world. I don't know what to do afterwards. (from the original story)
Kung Fu master Shi Ying Jr. often visits secretly. I once stayed at the Liu Chen Hotel. He is eating. Suddenly, I saw an old man with white sideburns and abnormal eyes. He came to the door, looked at Shi Ying for a long time, and let out a slight sigh. I seem to know little Shi Ying again. I don't know what he means, so he got up and asked. The old man said, "I think my son's figure and appearance are somewhat human, so I don't feel sad." Shi Ying asked him what he looked like. The old man said, "The son is like the king of Xiangyang." King Xiangyang of Qi was the eighth ancestor of George W. Shi Ying. Little Shi Ying asked the old man in surprise, "King Xiangyang of Qi was my eighth ancestor. Why do you know him? " The old man cried and said, "My surname is Zuo, and I was originally the king of Poyang. I am highly valued and treated with courtesy in all aspects. I ran away when Li Ming was in trouble. If you drag out an ignoble existence, you will go into the mountains to practice. Finally, it was born. I was surprised to see my son just now, but I didn't know that he was the son of King Xiangyang of Qi. " So the two men looked at each other and wept. Shi Ying Jr. was both respectful and surprised at him. Ask him his age. He is 327 years old. It was a long time before they parted. The old man lives in Yishan now and often goes out to explore the world. Later, I want to know where he went.
Li, a high school girl in Luoyang, was more beautiful than color, and then married Li. Fairy Li is also a fairy in the sky. He married the Gaos, lived in Luoyang and started his own business. Gao Shen preached his law. At the end of kaiyuan, it has been five or six years since Gao Lizhi was in harmony. Five drums a night, Li Yi can be heard in the air. When he put on his clothes and went out, he said, "I am a fairy." This is a small crime, and it is human ears. Do your duty today, and call it from the sky. I can't live any longer. I have been gentle for many years, and I can't be sad. After I go, you should be self-sufficient and be careful not to pass it on to others. If you don't be broad-minded, it won't be particularly harmful to you, nor will it be harmful to your predecessors. "The words flew away. The early words of high school are used. Later, most of the silver was sold, which was reported by Fang Si. After Henan Shaoyin Richie knew it, he explained it without asking indiscriminately. The messenger summoned him and burned more than ten beds of silverware before and after. Li Yizhuan heard the news of North Korea. In less than a year, both Li and Gao died. At that time, people thought that God was punishing them. (out of discipline)
Gao Wuniang of Luoyang, with beautiful appearance, remarried to Li. Immortal Li is an immortal who was banished from heaven to earth. Since he married Gao Wuniang, he has lived in Luoyang for a long time, taking alchemy as his profession. Gao Wuniang also learned his magic. At the end of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, Gao Wuniang and Li had been married for five or six years. One night, after five drums, Li called the bell from the air. Li put on his clothes and went out to talk to people. After that, I came back and said to Gao Wuniang, "I am a fairy in the sky. I was demoted to the world because of a small sin, and now my responsibility to me is over. " Because the sky calls me back, I can't live any longer. Husband and wife have lived in harmony for many years, can I not be sad? After I'm gone, you can only be self-sufficient by properly refining gold and silver. Be careful not to pass it on to others. You can't give others more practice, otherwise it will not only harm yourself, but also harm others. The fairy Li said that and flew away. Gao Wuniang did as he said at first, but later she sold more Ginta and was reported by Fang Si. At that time, Ricky of Shaoyin, Henan Province, knew about her and released Gao Wuniang without being investigated. Later, she secretly sent someone to summon Gao Wuniang. Gao Wuniang burned more than ten kiln silverware for Ricky back and forth. Ricky told the dignitaries of the dynasty about it. In less than a year, Ricky and Gao Wuniang both died. At that time, people thought it was God's punishment.
How to satirize the middle and late Tang Dynasty, how to satirize scholars, try to buy a roll of yellow paper ancient books to read. Volume in volume, four inches, such as endless. Ironically, because of it, the water at both ends of the fracture rises and it burns as a gas. The satirist in Tao said, "Wow! You are a prude, you can't succumb to this example, and you will die. The immortal scripture says: "The octopus ate the immortal word three times, and it became this thing, named Maiwang; "At night, the stars reflect during the day, and the stars make the sky fall. You can ask Dan, take this water and drink it, and immediately turn to heaven. " Because reading ancient books, there are several omissions, and reading for the sake of meaning is all fairy tales. The sarcastic side sighed. (from the original story)
At the end of the construction of Tang Dezong, a scholar once bought a roll of yellow paper ancient books. How to satirize it, get a curly hair in the book, four inches round, like a headless ring. He ironically broke it at will, and more than a liter of water dripped from both ends of it. It smells like hair when burned with fire. Yanhe once told a Taoist about it. The Taoist priest said, "Alas! You are a mortal, and you can't soar to immortality when you meet this thing. This is fate! The immortal scripture says:' Octopus eats the word immortal printed on the page several times and becomes this kind of thing, called Wang Mai.' In the evening, use this thing to illuminate the mid-star of the day, and the star will come soon, so that you can take Dan back, take away the water that flowed out when the pulse was broken just now, and then take it. Then you can be reborn and soar to eternal life. "Hearing this, the irony took an ancient book and checked it. There were several places bitten by moths, and the word" immortal "was compared before and after. What irony is convincing.
Huang Zunshi Huang Zunshi lives in Maoshan, and Taoism pays attention to it. Those who get paid get dozens of ancient cave books and call themselves fairy books. Please learn from me for Huang Jun's sake. Huang Jun took his book and delivered 50 bundles of firewood every day without saying anything. Later, when he didn't count enough, he scolded and beat with a pestle, and there was no resentment. One day, two Taoist priests were playing chess on the rock, but they didn't notice the setting sun and returned empty-handed. Huang Shengda hit him with twenty sticks and asked him why. This is a statement. He said, "There is no one in the mountains. Where can I find a chess Taoist? Fruit is the language of mankind. " Then he kowtowed and said, "Of course, I will catch him tomorrow." I saw the chess game when I went, but I pretended to look ahead and caught it. The two scholars merged and climbed the tall tree in the room. Only a few pieces. The Taoist priest said with a smile, "The immortal teacher who preaches, obey orders and accept the law." Because of the chess piece, I know what it is. Huang Gong laughed, sent someone to bathe, and tried his best to preach the Dharma. I don't know the end of my resignation. (From "Yi Shi")
Huang Zunshi lives in Maoshan, and his Taoism is profound and mysterious. A firewood seller found dozens of pages of ancient books in a cave, thought they were fairy books, and gave them to Huang Zunshi, earnestly asking him to be his teacher. Master Huang accepted his book, but said nothing. Send him to chop 50 bundles of firewood every day. If he came back late or not enough, he would yell at him and hit him with a stick, but he didn't show any resentment. One day, he went up the mountain to cut firewood and saw two Taoist priests playing Go on the rocks. He just watched them play chess, and before he knew it, it was dark and he had to come back empty-handed. Huang Zunshi was furious, scolded loudly and beat him with twenty sticks. Ask him why he doesn't chop wood and he will tell the truth. Master Huang said, "There is no one in the mountains. Where can a Taoist play chess? This is really a lie. " He kowtowed and said, "I'm telling the truth. I'll bring those two monks back tomorrow." When he went the next day, he saw the two Taoist priests playing chess there, so he pretended to watch the chess and took the opportunity to catch it. Two Taoist priests abandoned the chessboard, took off and climbed the big tree. He only has a few pieces. Two Taoist priests smiled and said to him, "Send a message to Master Huang, and he will teach you the dharma book." So he came back with a chess piece and told him his own experience in detail. Master Huang laughed and told him to take a shower and change clothes. I taught him all the dharma books. When the firewood seller finished learning the dharma books, he said goodbye and left. I don't know what became of him.
There is a member Wang in Pei Lao Tang Li, who is good at Taoism. Although he lived in the DPRK, he was a commoner and lived with the world. Once a couple of Taoist priests were in the hall, and Wang talked harmoniously and applauded. He wanted to remove Pei Lao and bring the dirty tools to Wang Jun's emissary. I snickered at the guest's words. All kings, servants and envoys are strangers. Little things, when Pei Lao finishes his servant's work, Wang Jun will board the board and meet indoors. The whole skirt seems to be white. Why do you ask? Gradually, he said, "This is a great way to become a member." Jing Wong said, "I really pay attention to this." He said: "It's cool to know that the members are outside, which is good, but nothing happened. There are two guests in the hall, most of whom are ordinary, but the members are eager to eat and drink. " Wang Jun has long been different. His wife shouted and cursed: "As a court official, I made friends with this nasty man and sent someone to drive him away." Wang Jun said, "Naive Tao, don't choose where you are." Pei Lao, please go. Wang Jun calmly invited. Jiufang agreed. Say, "Will you come tomorrow?" He said, "No, I will come the day after tomorrow." Wang Jun was waiting in the other room to clean up. The wife shouted, "Anyou is so close to the toilet cleaner!" " Wang Jun said, "I'm afraid I won't care." After a while, the cloth robe dragged the staff, which was quite quiet. Wang jun sits in the language, and tea and wine are more advanced. Pei Lao's words are clear and clear, and there is no lotus filth. He said, "I'm not really good, but I love medicine ears." There are also fewer points. Someone is coming, don't you want to be tested by the fire? " Wang Jun kowtowed and said, "I'm cold and addicted. If I dare not, I will ask for help. " Pei pointed to the iron box and said, "There is a fire outside. Divide the box into two pieces, put it in and cover it with fire. " In a short time, Pei Lao untied a small capsule in the corner of the cloth robe, took two pills, such as Ma Su, removed less charcoal, twisted it on the box, but burned it on the pile. After eating, Pei Lao said, "All right." Those who make Wang Jun's servants strong will be dragged out with fire sticks and thrown to the ground. Walking around, it is a golden box, the color is like cockscomb. Wang Jun bowed down, bowed down and thanked Chen. Lao Pei said, "One tael of gold is worth three taels of enemy. However, you don't need to stay outside, so you will give it away. " Don't say, "I'm never coming back." Wang Jun bowed down and said, "Those who have not learned customs will study hard, and they will live in Xianboshan and have a living ceremony." Old Pei Shuo: "Why use this?" About the third day, we met in the West Garden of Lanling Square. Wang Jun also returned to the future. When he saw the small door, he detained it. Yellow-headed slave asked, "Isn't it sir?" Then he brought a Hu bed and sat him outside the middle door. After a while, the small hall was clean, but Pei Lao Dao was degraded. There are ten maids and children, all very beautiful. If you ask later, the nature of wind instruments is different from before, if there are more than 40 people. The fruit of tea and wine is very rare, and the room is strict and clean, taking its essence. Wang Jun went in the evening, and Pei Lao sent him out. Ten days later, his house has been rented by others, and Pei Lao doesn't know where to go. (From "Yi Shi")
During the calendar year, there was a man named Wang who liked Taoism. Although he is a man of status, he deals with Buyi Shanke every day. One day, several Taoist partners discussed in the living room and clapped their hands and laughed with Mr. Wang. It happened that Mr. Pei, who was cleaning the toilet at that time, came to Mr. Wang to dispatch with toilet removal equipment. By the way, he heard several guests talking. Hearing this, Mr. Pei secretly laughed at them. The servants outside the king's gate are all very strange. After a while, Pei Lao was busy. Mr. Wang was going to go to the toilet and met Pei Lao at the door. When Mr. Wang was sorting out his clothes, he saw that Pei Lao seemed to have something to say, so he asked what happened to Pei Lao. Pei Lao slowly stepped forward and said, "You like Taoism very much!" Commissioner Wang said in surprise, "I really paid attention to this." Mr. Pei went on to say, "I know Mr. Yuan likes it very much, but I haven't met anyone who needs it yet. Most of the guests in the living room just now were ordinary people, just tricking Mr. Yuan into asking for some dining tables. " Mr. Wang was surprised for a long time after hearing this. Just then, his wife called and scolded, "As a court official, you should make friends with such a dirty worker. Send someone to get rid of him. " Member Wang replied, "A wise head makes a close mouth." Pei Lao asked to leave. The behavior and actions invited by Mr. Wang are sincere. Pei Lao thought for a long time before agreeing. Commissioner Wang said, "Can you come tomorrow?" Pei Lao said, "No, come the day after tomorrow." On the date, Mr. Wang waited for Mr. Pei in another clean room. His wife roared, "How can you be so close to the toilet cleaner!" " "Commissioner Wang said," I was afraid he wouldn't come to see me! " "After a while, Pei Lao came, dressed in a cloth robe and on crutches, very secluded. Mr. Wang asked Mr. Pei to sit down and talk, and tea and wine were served alternately. Pei Lao's witty remarks are nothing like a rude dung digger. Pei Laodao: "I don't really like Taoism, but I like refining Dan medicine." There are also a few. Since I'm here, do you want to verify the effect of the fire? "Commissioner Wang kowtowed," I like it very much, but I dare not ask for it casually. " Mr. Pei pointed to an iron box of about two pounds and said, "I'll take more ignition here." "Pei Lao divided the fire into two pieces with an iron box, put the box in the middle, and then covered the fire. In a short time, the tin box burned red, and Pei Lao untied the small pocket in the corner of the cloth robe and took out two pills from it, which looked like hemp seeds. Take out some charcoal fire from the iron box, crush the pills and sprinkle them on the box. He also burned it on the pile. After about a meal, Pei Lao said, "It's done. "Let the powerful servants outside the king take them out with fire chopsticks and throw them on the ground. In a short time, it became the best gold box, the color of which was like a comb. Mr. Wang walked down the steps, bowed again and kowtowed to thank him. "This gold is worth three taels of ordinary gold," said Pei Laodao. However, you don't have to keep it outside, just give it away! "When Mr. Pei said goodbye," I will never come again. " Member Wang bowed down and pleaded, "A layman, after finishing his studies, is willing to show his sincerity and look forward to going to the mountain where Xianbo lives and waiting on him sooner or later." Pei Lao said, "How to use this? "So I agreed to look for him behind LanLingFang West Garden in three days. Mr. Wang should go. When I got there, I saw a small door and knocked on the door. A servant with yellow hair came out and asked, "are you a member of the king?" Knowing that it was Mr. Wang, the man moved a folding chair and sat him outside the middle door. "。 After a while, he led Mr. Wang inside and out. There was a small hall inside, which was very quiet. Pei Lao came from the lower level in cassock and waited on ten girls, all of whom were good looks. Pei Lao comforted and greeted at the banquet, and his manners, appearance and temperament were obviously different from before. Looks like a man in his forties. The fruits of tea and wine used are precious and exotic. The room is clean and the clothes are exquisite and gorgeous. In the evening, Mr. Wang left and Mr. Pei went out. Ten days later, Mr. Wang came again. Pei Lao's house has been rented by others, and Pei Lao doesn't know where to go.
There is a man named, who is very worried about it. He tried to go to Huashan with Yang Leng, a scholar, and looked for a rocky valley in poverty. When Gong Li was an official, both Yang Jun and Gong Li wanted to live in seclusion.
Every time I meet a reward, I will chant and move. Russia has come to a small hole, a few feet high, without three or four steps, very high, and the road is extremely easy. Two people want to be poor.
Trace, about four or five miles, it is impossible to plan to return, encourage them to move forward. It will be clearer if we walk two or three miles. Then I arrived at the mouth of the cave. It's time to apply.
International, Sichuan rock grass trees, unlike the world, also have tillers. The helmsman looked at the two men in surprise and said, "How did Lang Jun get this?" Naiju
Say it. More than two miles, there is a Buddhist temple, and several people drink tea. Gong Li and others went to seek accommodation. One of them said, "You must report to the cave owner." "Ji
The patrol saw purple clothes, riding a pony, followed by four or five people, and came by road. He bowed gracefully and said, "What have you got?" A note.
Said: "This place is simple, please go to a certain residence." So I went to a yamen, many bamboo halls, and the room was very clean, with dozens of people and officials.
Because he said to himself, "There is a man named Du who lived here for hundreds of years because he fled the world in troubled times and met a fairy couple." Because I have to stay overnight, it tastes terrible.
Jingfeng, which is full inside, looks like an ox. The Analects of Confucius stayed up all night and asked the court. Treatment to trouble, each left a few pieces of silver, and sent envoys.
Guide it and return. He said, "I can live in seclusion, but I can live in it." The second son is difficult to paint. Zi Hua smiled and shook hands to say goodbye. Please don't miss anyone.
After Yang Junfu went to find his cave, it was out of sight. Yang Jun changed his name to frugality, became an official and died in Panyu. Gong Li is a tramp, too, really.
Fairy soil, not really good, can't be famous. Follow the gentleman's commandments. (From "Yi Shi")
There is a member named Li Yu in Xinzhou. I once traveled to Huashan with the scholar Yang Ling and searched all over the cliffs and canyons. Li Yu at that time
He is not an official yet, and both he and Yang Ling have the ambition of seclusion. Whenever they visit and enjoy in a quiet place, they write poems.
Sing for a while. Soon, I met a small hole, which was several feet high. It's only three or four steps into the hole, so it's very high, but the road is flat and easy to walk.
Let's go Li and Yang want to finish the investigation. I have probably walked four or five miles, and I plan to come back. I can't come back, so I have to encourage each other temporarily.
Forward. After walking for two or three miles, it was a little brighter, and in a short time, it was at the mouth of the cave. At the moment, time has
It's five to six in the evening. Look at the mountains and plants here. They don't look like human beings. And farmers, farmers.
Seeing Li and Yang, they were surprised and said, "Why are you here?" Li and Yang told the whole story.
They walked more than two miles and saw a Buddhist temple with several people drinking tea. Li Yu and others took the opportunity to ask for it.
Sue, one of them said, "This needs to be reported to the cave owner." After a while, I saw a man in purple.
Riding a pony, followed by four or five attendants, came all the way. People in purple clothes are very elegant. He asked his subordinates, "Him?"
Why can children come here? "There was a man who told the story in detail. The man in purple said to Li and Yang, "Here we are.
Remote and humble, please come to my place. So I went to a bamboo house with Li and Yang. "。
Houses and halls. The seats in the house are very clean. There are dozens of officials. The man in purple introduced himself: "My name is Du, my first name. I met.
War, seclusion, encounter with immortals, lived here for hundreds of years. "Li and Yang are left here to drink.
The food is exquisite and rich. There is Qian Qian in it, which is shaped like a cow. I talked with Li and Yang for a day and a night, and asked by the way.
About the court. Li and Yang stayed here for several days, each sent silverware and sent someone back.
Come back. Hanako said, "Can you live in seclusion here?" Both Li and Yang are reluctant. Smiled, Du and Li and Yang.
They shook hands to say goodbye and asked them not to tell the world about this place. Later, Yang Ling went to look for the cave, but it wasn't there.
Yes Yangling was later renamed frugal, became an official, was banished to Panyu and died there. Li Yu finally wandered around. A real fairy
Circumstances, if you don't really yearn for them, don't rush forward for an empty name. In the future, everyone should take this as a warning!
Xiahou Hermit Xiahou Hermit, I don't know who he is. In the middle and late period, I often carry a cloth bag and a bamboo stick when I visit the rooftop of Maoshan. Like ordinary people,
And a person lives in a room and doesn't mix with others. Or sleep in the altar, under the tree and in the grass, people peep at it and see the clouds but not the gas. each
Swim 350 miles, climb mountains and swim water, but close your eyes and have a good sleep. People of the same age will smell snoring, but they will not fall and have no obstacles.
When you stop, you feel it. That time is called sleeping fairy. I don't know what to do. (from "The Immortal Inherited")
Xiahou hermit, I don't know where he came from. In the later years of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty, he wandered between Maoshan and Tiantai Mountain, but he didn't.
But it is just holding a bamboo pole. His diet is the same as that of ordinary people, except that he lives in a room alone and does not live with others.
Miscellaneous place. Sometimes he sleeps on the altar and sometimes under the grass. People peep at him and only see clouds and clouds, but they can't see his body.
Body. Every time he visits, he often travels thirty or fifty miles, climbing mountains and wading, and sleeping with his eyes closed during the trip. People who travel with him can
I heard him snoring. However, his steps are correct, and his feet will not trip. Wake up as soon as you arrive at your destination,
At that time, it was called sleeping fairy. I haven't known his whereabouts since.
The right to rest is the same as the right to rest. Yuan and Zhong Luodi are traveling between them. In case of illness, poverty and embarrassment. It has been a year since I left the village as an emissary. disease
Medium shredded sweet bean soup makes it licorice. If you care for a long time, there is soup and fire. A scholar is lazy in his work, but he also sees a broken branch.
Full grip, still repeatedly rub it, slightly close to the fire, suddenly become licorice. A scholar's heart is very different, and his meaning must be correct. After a long time, take the number of coarse sand.
Shit, it's turned into beans. And Cheng Tang, as always. The disease is getting worse. The scholar said, "If you are poor, you will be forced. Don't push your luck.
Because the clothes are dirty, you can cook less wine and meat here. Villages will be old, and beggars will have less road resources. "Gu smiled and said," this is not enough.
Do it, do it. "It's a withered mulberry tree, tied in a basket and put on a plate to make beef. Add a few bottles of water, pour
Yes, that's the purpose of wine. All the old people in the village were as drunk as a fiddler. Take 50. The scholar thanked the customer in shame and said, "Some arrogant and ignorant person will come back today.
Please be a servant. Gu Zhe said: "If you give support to strangers, you will lose less, you will be wronged, and you will serve the scholars together. If the limit is not enough, you must force him again. "
Man, please don't learn, you will die and do something. "Although the scholar's name, every call, color on it. Gu is ci yue:
"If a scholar is like this, there will be obstacles." Because the scholar's lack of knowledge and everything can be changed, the only thing is the red paint in the mud.
And hair, drugs can't be changed. Because I don't know what to do. (from "Youyang Miscellaneous")
The scholar, Tong Youtong, Tang Yuan and the last one, traveled between Suzhou and Huzhou. I got sick during the trip. live in poverty
Poor and embarrassed. The person who worked for him during the tour is a villager, who has been employed for more than a year. Quan Tongxiu wants to drink sweet beans when he is sick.
Soup, let him buy licorice. The employer stayed for a long time and didn't buy it, only prepared boiling water and fire. Quan Xiucai thought he might not want to.
I want to serve myself. I saw him holding a broken branch, rubbing it repeatedly, getting a little closer to the fire and suddenly becoming licorice.
Quan Xiucai thinks he is very strange and thinks he must be a good man. After a long time, I saw him rubbing some coarse sand.
And then it turned into beans. The bean soup is no different from the usual bean soup. The condition is improving.
Quan Xiucai said to his employer, "I am very poor and embarrassed. I can't buy anything except taking off my dirty clothes."
Sell the dirty clothes. You can use this money to buy a small amount of wine and meat, and use this money to meet the elders in the village and ask for some travel expenses. "
The employer smiled and said, "This is a trivial matter. I should plan it. " So he cut down a withered mulberry tree.
Branches, tied into bundles, are concentrated in a plate, and water is sprayed on it with your mouth, which becomes beef. Several bottles of water were drawn from the well.
Come on, pour out sweet wine. The elders in the village are full of food and drink. Quan Xiucai got fifty bundles of fine silk. Quan xiucai
I was ashamed to thank my sponsor and said, "I am so proud and naive that I am as blind as a bat." I didn't expect you to be a virtuous man and use you as a servant. "
Dude, come here now and let me be your servant. The employer said, "I'm not an ordinary person because I'm a little out of line."
Lost, relegated to humble ranks, should be treated by scholars. If the limited labor force is not enough, you need to work for others.
So please don't change the usual rules and expect the scholar to help me complete my career. The employer then said goodbye, "You are a scholar.
In this way, the result is that it stands in my way. "By the way, talked about the length of the right scholar poor fate. And said anything was possible.
With the change. There are only chopsticks and hair stained with red paint in the mud, which can't be cured. I don't know where he has gone since then.
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