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What funny things have you done for your pet?

Help your dog clean up the feces.

Keeping a pet at home is like having a treasure. In modern life, the role and status of pets are becoming more and more important, and they have become an indispensable part of people's lives, even our pistachios.

On a trip, no one took care of the dog, so he had to be fostered in a pet shop. I came back to the pet store to pick it up a few days ago, and I saw it being led out of the door from a distance, so I ran over with great excitement. I'm excited, too

I didn't expect to see him for a few days, but he missed me so much that his nose suddenly got a little sour. He ran to me happily and stood up. I wanted to hug him with open arms. Then it stood on me and peed.

Miao Zi was brought back by her little friend A, but she always kissed her little friend B. Child a is very depressed. I don't know why, but Miao Zi has never slept with her. Little partner b answered. "Do you remember you had a nap?

Meow came to sleep with you, and you turned over and kicked her away ~ "I saw it with my own eyes ... it was really great ... flying!" Then all of us dare not go near her within two meters when she sleeps.

My boyfriend's Labrador, who just came home when he was a child, just learned not to be at home, but one day he really couldn't resist and pulled him home. The dog was afraid that his mother would come back and scold him, so he stuffed the poop in his mouth for a day. As a result, my mother came back at night and saw her being so good. She touched the dog's head angrily and praised her. When she is excited, she licks it and poops.