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I write with my partner.
My partner and I wrote 1. Everyone says I'm calm, so I'm not prone to depression. But when it comes to "Little Red", my vague melancholy is ready to move.
I often think, if you are born with more than enough, why are you born with beams? With me in this world, how can there be Xiaohong? He and I are evenly matched and equal in strength. Every score in the exam becomes the most important, which makes my mood rise and fall like a roller coaster, happy and depressed. It's incredible.
Once, I saw that the third place was going to be lost, because my society and nature beat him, and my English company. It happened that I was not careful in Jingzhou, and I lost points in math, and I was very scared. At this time, I finally know what melancholy is.
After a panic, I finally calmed down. I know panic doesn't help. Facing the exam with a "normal mind" and preparing for it hard are the only ways to prevent depression.
Is the score that important? Will winning Xiaohong really make you happy? I fell into thinking, knowing that "going all out" can not only defeat Xiaohong, but also overcome depression.
It depends on the graduation exam, so I will work harder and prepare for a full-scale battle.
It is strange that my partner and I write composition 2. Other friends are all of the same age, but my friend is a fifth-grade brother who is one year older than me. He is in Class 5 (7). His name is Zhang Zhenguo. He has an ugly face, big eyes, small mouth and serious actions. I like his personality very much, so I made friends with him.
Once, he carried my schoolbag to his tutor. When I arrived at the tutor center and was ready to do my homework, he handed me a joke book and said "thank you".
One day, he came to me for a book and said, "Did you finish reading that book yesterday? Give it back to me after reading it. "
I looked puzzled: "Didn't you give me the book?"
"I didn't say I would give you the book!" He firmly denied what I said.
"You have!" I said angrily, "You said it yourself. Say no, I won't play with you.".
After a week, he said to me, "I'm sorry I gave you the book last time." Can we still be good friends? " "
"Of course, we are still good friends." I said with a smile.
Finally we made up and became good friends.
On Sunday, I played at home with my friends. We discussed playing an interesting game. We thought and thought, and finally agreed to play the game of opening a restaurant. Some friends are waiters and some are guests. The game has begun. We do our own thing and allocate it reasonably. We learned from the waiters and aunts in the hotel.
First, I sat my friends at the table and asked them what you needed. Then I gave them a menu to order. They all laughed when they read it. It turns out that they have a newspaper in their hands, which is very interesting. Why don't they say it's like a restaurant? It looks like a spring outing outside.
We all laughed. Later, we thought the game was not fun, so we changed the game. We played for a long time, and their mother told them to go home for dinner. It seems that our play is coming to an end, so I told my friend. "Next time we have an appointment to play together. When we get home, we'll think about what game is more fun next time. Stop playing this boring game. " We all laughed.
On Saturday morning, my mother took me to Erlian Square to meet a group of children. We introduce each other and get to know each other.
We are very glad to meet. My mother organizes us to play games. I brought a volleyball, I played volleyball with my friends, and the other children were playing jump shots. Peng Jiahui and the children are playing yo-yo. We had a good time. Peng Jiahui's father took us to play games and was responsible for our safety. We play basket weaving, knitting and lying down together. We all fell, and I was in the square. Mom and other parents took us to play with our lost handkerchiefs, and we sang songs. If someone gets lost, we will tell stories. Zhao Yilin sings very well, and we all like her. We boys also jumped into the little apple. Ming Jingwei is very handsome in dancing and looks good in twisting her ass. I like this activity, and I also like playing with my friends, especially playing games with my mother. I am very happy about this activity.
It is strange that my partner and I write composition 5. Other friends are all of the same age, but my friend is a fifth-grade brother who is one year older than me. He is in Class 5 (7). His name is Zhang Zhenguo. He has an ugly face, big eyes, small mouth and works hard. I like his personality very much, so I made friends with him.
Once, he carried my schoolbag to his tutor. When I arrived at the tutor center and prepared to do my homework, he handed me a joke book and said that he gave it to me. I said thank you to him. One day later, he came to me for a book and said, "Did you finish reading that book yesterday?" Give it back to me after reading it. I looked puzzled: "Didn't you give me the book?" ""I didn't say I would give you the book! "He firmly denied my words." You got it! "I said angrily," you said it yourself. Say no, I won't play with you. After a week, he said to me, "I'm sorry I gave you the book last time." Can we still be good friends? "Of course, we are still good friends." I said with a smile.
Finally we made up and became good friends.
In our childhood, we always had some friends like that to accompany us to have a happy childhood. I also have such a small partner, who has always been by my side, making my childhood full of happiness.
His name is Zhang Qiang and he is a very lively and happy person. He often says funny things that make me laugh. I remember when we first met. At that time, my aunt opened a shop and invited some lion dancers, so my aunt's shop was very lively. He came to see it, too. Then we met. Finally, we became best friends.
From then on, we went to school together and went home together. Students always see us inseparable, make fun of us and call us twins. Later, we changed classes and were together every day. His grades are better than mine. He comes to my house every day to help me review my lessons. With his help, my grades have also improved rapidly.
This is my good partner. Although we are both in college now, we are no longer together. But we will keep in touch from time to time and never forget what happened.
My partner and I are writing 7. My little friend's name is Yan Xinyu-the nickname is Xiaoyu. When you see the picture of us together, you will know that he is older than me. He has dimples when he smiles.
Once, on Sunday, I went to the new park with my mother, Xiaoyu and his mother. Let's go boating first. At first we didn't know how to row a boat. The boat kept spinning in the same place on the water, and then we found the trick and rowed to the shore slowly.
Mom also took us to appreciate the stone statue of Sima Guang who smashed the jar. This story is about Sima Guang playing hide-and-seek with his friends. A friend climbed a vat and accidentally fell in. It is full of water. Frightened friends, cry for help! Just then, Sima Guang lifted a big stone and smashed the jar, and the little friend was saved.
We also went to see the stone statues such as "Digging the Wall for Light" and "Fill in the Blank", and got to know Mr. Kuang Heng and Mr. Nan Guo.
Xiaoyu and I had a good time in the park, and before we knew it, it was time for lunch. We made an appointment to play next time, and then went home happily.
It's good to have such friends! We can do homework, play and do many things together.
After breakfast this morning, I looked down through the window and saw my friends playing below. I wanted to play, but I haven't written my homework yet. I asked my mother trembling if I could go down and play. My mother said, "Have you finished your homework? You can't go out to play until you finish your homework. " I went back to my room in frustration, and an idea suddenly occurred to me that I could sneak out. I sneaked out when my mother wasn't looking.
I played many games with my friends, and I was very happy. Although we are not in the same class, we have the same class friendship. We played together for a long time and lost track of time. It's time for lunch My mother went downstairs and woke me up and said, "Why did I go out to play, but I didn't do my homework at home?" I didn't say anything. After lunch, I go to do my homework. After writing, I asked my mother, "Mom, I have finished my homework. Can I go out to play? " Mom said, "Yes, come back early." I ran down happily, played and laughed with my friends, and I always forgot.
My partner and I wrote composition 9. My little friend is Li Zhuoyi. He has a pair of big talking eyes and a pair of round glasses on his small nose. He looks very knowledgeable. His hair is black and shiny, and every hair stands upright in high spirits. The whole person looks sunny and handsome. He has a wide range of hobbies, including painting, writing, running and playing football. His handwriting is serious and neat, and he is a "little calligrapher" in our class!
My friend Li Zhuoyi and I are inseparable friends. We go to school together every day, go home together, finish our homework and play with our younger brother. Once, we played hide-and-seek and couldn't find him. We lured him out with a trick and said loudly, "Li Zhuoyi, come out quickly!" We've seen you. "However, in this way," cunning "Li Zhuoyi still didn't come out. What a bore! We had to give up and say, "Li Zhuoyi, come out! We admit defeat! " Then Li Zhuoyi ran out triumphantly, and we all praised him for his cleverness.
How's it going? Is my little friend great? Do you like him?
Go to school with your partner composition 10. As soon as the second class was over, I went to play with my friends. Suddenly, a senior brother knocked me down. I was very angry. But he knocked me down without apologizing or helping me up. I said he bullied the small with the big, and then he pushed me down and ran away.
This time, my leg was very painful when it landed. My friends helped me rub my legs, lifted me up and asked me if it hurt. Although my eldest brother pushed me down, my friends still care about me. I have gained the attention of my friends, and I will meet such seniors again in the future, hum! I won't let them go.
My partner and I have written 1 1 Dear friends, I have been in the beautiful Kunwu primary school for more than two years, and I have made many familiar friends. Some of them are versatile, some love reading as much as I do, some are helpful, some are polite, and some are diligent and love working. But what impressed me the most was Zhao Wei from our class. There is a pair of glasses on the nose, which looks very energetic and sunny.
He is versatile, he can dance street dance and play erhu, and all the classmates like to get along with him. He is usually soft and soft, like a girl, and likes playing with girls very much.
I remember once, on Children's Day, he performed street dance on the stage. Therefore, many seniors and sisters came to our class to worship Wei as a teacher, hoping that Wei could teach them to dance street dance.
This is my lovely little friend Wei. He studies very well. I hope you can be an indomitable man when I grow up. Don't be weak, Wei Zhaoxin. I believe you will be a successful person in the future.
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