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"Brainstorming" is an interesting intellectual game, which attracts modern people with its lively form and charm of breaking through the inertia of thinking, and is a kin

"Brainstorming" is an interesting intellectual game, which attracts modern people with its lively form and charm of breaking through the inertia of thinking, and is a kind of "condiment" of modern life. The following is what I prepared for you, I hope you like it!

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1. What fakes are people willing to buy? Answer: wigs, dentures

2. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? Answer: water.

3. Who is the most disobedient? Answer: deaf

A man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was gone. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.

Xiaoming bought a new sock with only one hole, but he didn't go to the shop assistant to change it. Do you know why? Answer: sock mouth

6. What have you done that you didn't do, but were punished? Answer: Homework.

7. What does everyone want? Answer: Sick.

8. What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer: CD

9. What gives birth to a tail at night? Answer: Meteor.

10. When the family asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor only raised three fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? Answer: three long and two short.

1 1. What has five heads, but people don't think it's strange? Answer: hands, feet

12. What water can never be used up? Answer: tears

13. What does the elephant's left ear look like? Answer: Right ear

14. What books are not available in bookstores? Answer: suicide note

15. What hat can't I wear? Answer: Nuts.

16. A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? Answer: The school where his home is located is not the school where he goes to school.

17. Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? Answer: The driver didn't drive.

18. Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? Answer: Three generations.

19. In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? A: Both of them are blank.

20. Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? Answer: February

2 1. There is a place where bad guys are taught, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. Where is the answer: detention center.

22. What do most self-employed people do in today's society? Answer: mouth

23. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? Answer: Remove two points of water.

24. Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? Answer: Sleep.

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? A: He aimed freely.

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1. Pigs are treasures and very useful. What's the use of pigs for human beings? Answer: It can also be used to call names.

6-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? Answer: Mom asked Dad to repair Xiaoming.

What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes.

The information published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what information can never be false? A: The date in the newspaper.

A Yan has a coin in her pocket, and she missed one. What else is in his pocket? Answer: A hole.

6. Why do women want to get married when they wear high heels? Answer: Because wearing high heels makes others run slowly.

7. A circle with a diameter of 10 meter was drawn on the grass, and there was a cow in it, with a stake inserted in the center. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. Can cows eat grass outside the pen unless the rope is cut and untied? Answer: It didn't say that the cow was tied to a stake.

8. Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces? Answer: Stand face to face.

9. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: sink to the bottom of the river

10. Which tire doesn't turn when the car turns right? Answer: Standby.

1 1. Xiao Wang and his parents are traveling abroad for the first time. His parents were obviously at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages. He is not deaf, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? Answer: Xiao Wang is a baby.

12. What comes often, but never really comes? Answer: Tomorrow.

13. You just call its name and it will be destroyed. What is this? Answer: Silence.

14. You don't need to work hard at typing. Answer: doze off

15. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? Answer: typo

three

1. What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? Answer: Angle >

2. When does the sun rise in the west? Answer: When swearing.

When the heart exchange operation failed, the doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say? Answer: Actually, you don't understand my heart.

Xiao Ming was not nervous when he found his room stolen. Why? Answer: Where is someone else's room?

A man committed suicide by jumping from a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why isn't he dead? Answer: He was scared to death in midair.

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming.

7. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Trees can't jump.

8. When is four minus one equal to five? Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners.

9. The angrier, the bigger the thing. Answer: Temper.

10. What's the difference between chess and Go? Answer: The less you play chess, the more you play Go.

1 1. A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? Answer: Penguin.

12. Why do doctors wear masks when performing operations? Answer: I am afraid of being recognized.

13. What is smaller than bacteria? Answer: the son of bacteria

14. When you brag about your strengths to others, what else will others know about you? Answer: Not dumb.

15. This Roman number stands for 9. How to add a sum to make it even? Answer: add s and six in front.

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