Throw me a Chinese article, which joke is the boss drunk driving?

1. I met an uncle on the subway today. He rushed in at the moment when the subway gate was about to close, but did not leave after coming in. He just let the underground gate hit and hit, but he wouldn't let me hit it. After 30 seconds, the subway gate was closed many times, and the aunt came down from the escalator and walked into the subway, and the uncle also came in. As a result, the subway door was red and stopped.

My girlfriend is a civil servant, and she has an aunt in the same office. She has a wide range of interests online, suitable for all ages. A while ago, government agencies had strict control over the Internet, and department leaders would visit it from time to time. Once, the leader came again and saw the aunt looking at the computer screen intently. When the computer was facing away from the room door, my aunt quickly closed the window when she saw the movement. Turn off Xin Kai, and the QQ game hall will come out; Turn off the game hall and cover the full screen with great wisdom; Turn off Great Wisdom and the QQ chat window will pop up. Seeing the leader coming to the front, the aunt decisively pressed the display switch and screamed in pain: "Why is the screen dark?" Boss, you tripped over the power cord of my computer! I didn't undo everything I did … Oh ~ "The leader was so embarrassed that he apologized and ran away. My girlfriend is watching the cold …

3. At the class reunion last night, Ban Hua, who had a crush on me for a long time, got drunk, so I sent her home by the way. On the way, she hugged my waist tightly from behind and told me drunkenly that I was cold. Can you roll up the window glass? At that time, I was in a complicated mood and burst into tears. How can I get rid of it? How to shake? What should I shake? I tried to take two steps by bike. ...

As soon as I got on the train, a man at the back shouted for me to sit in his seat. It was particularly intense and deadlocked for some time. I looked at his ticket and I gave in. The train ran a long way, so I told him you got on the wrong train! Sometimes it's a lesson for people with no quality! He suddenly turned pale and asked the person next to him. As a result, I took the wrong bus.

On the first day of work today, there are only a few people in the small factory. The boss went to the factory to smoke. When he first met Xiao Chen, he said he forgot to bring money and asked Xiao Chen to help him buy firecrackers. Xiao Chen said he had no money, so the boss asked me to go. I bought it for 10 thousand yuan and let it go again Xiao Chen secretly said to me, "I'm not stupid to post money on my first day at work. Can you ask him for this money? " In the afternoon, the boss came again and gave me money. I don't want it. I said, "I am happy to set off firecrackers in the New Year. I made a fortune this year. " The boss smiled and threw me a Chinese from the room. At that moment, I saw Xiao Chen's face turn green.

6. Once, an aunt led her nine-year-old son to have dinner with us. When we staggered, she found that her son had never touched chopsticks. Aunt asked him gently, why don't you eat? Who knows her son gave her mother a faint look and said that my brother was not eating, but lonely. Result. . . Aunt patted two big ears and said, I'll let your brother, I'll let your brother.

7. At the end of last year, everyone was discussing the driving test, criticizing that the current driving test was unreasonable and the test content was not practical. A classmate said a very creative test method: drag the students to a thousand kilometers away, each with a car, drive back by himself, and give them a driver's license as long as they come back alive!

8. Today, a group of our colleagues discussed going to KTV in the office at night. Let me book a box first (KTV business here is very hot). Suddenly, a female colleague told me that you should get a room first. Just as the boss came into the office. . . The boss hides the knife in the smile and says, let's talk about it after work. Now is not the time. The whole room was petrified at that time. . . .

9. I went to work yesterday morning, half tired, and I couldn't stand it near noon. I'll check the time on the attendance machine (fingerprint). It's not time to get off work yet, but on impulse, I fingerprinted and sat down to continue my work. The supervisor saw it and asked, "What time is it?" I said "1 1: 30",,, and then the supervisor Shu.

10, I heard that an old man went to take the bus when his hometown just got through the bus. When the driver drove to the penultimate stop, he saw that he had not got off the bus and shouted, "Grandpa, will you get off the public security bureau?" It will soon be pulled to the crematorium "... later, both stations were renamed.

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