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Didi Express was arrested in Kunshan.
(1) I'm a driver of Didi Express, and I work exactly 15 days. I was inspected at Kunshan Railway Station today, and I was very confused.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, I received an order in Kunshan Commercial Building. Two male passengers came up and asked to be sent to the south square of the railway station. On the way, one of the men in white asked to be sent to the departure place on the second floor, saying that they already had tickets and could go directly to wait for the bus. I said half jokingly that the railway station in Kunshan, like Pudong Airport, can deliver goods directly. I'm going to take a photo and send it to the group to show off.
After arriving, a passenger got off the bus first, and the man in white asked me if I had opened the bill. As usual, it doesn't matter if I say you can get off first and then confirm. But he just couldn't stop, and he insisted on my success. I was a little puzzled. I sent it as soon as I pressed it. Why didn't he receive it? I found a reason for myself. Maybe the network has been delayed. He said he didn't receive it. About 2 minutes later, he got off the bus. At this time, I was about to get off and drive out. Suddenly I found someone riding a battery car behind my car. I began to think it was a passer-by. I wonder why there is a battery car on the second floor. Without much thought, I'm going to drive straight ahead. At this time, a man hurriedly pushed a battery car and stopped directly in front of my car, and people walked away. Hehe, it suddenly dawned on me that this may be the fishing law enforcement that the passenger told me the other day. In case someone touches porcelain, I will call the police directly 1 10. I know in my heart that a good play has begun, and I can probably predict the plot, so I can't leave.
At this moment, I saw several men in uniform coming from behind. One of them just rudely pulled open my car door. I locked it in advance and he slapped me hard. I rolled down the window and deliberately asked him what was going on. He said he wanted me to open the car door and get off. Before I could ask why, the police came and asked who called the police. I said it was me. My car was blocked by two strangers. The police didn't ask about it. They told me that they were law enforcement inspections and asked me to cooperate. Maybe the police knew them well, so they didn't verify their identity, and only asked me to show my papers. I said, I called the police, and I have the right to know your identity. I asked him to show his law enforcement certificate. Not only did he refuse to show it, but he also said that his uniform was a certificate (I have a recording to prove it). I said that's how you enforce the law? How do I know who you are and how to cooperate? At this time, another law enforcement vehicle drove up and ran to several uniformed personnel, as if a major criminal case had occurred at the scene. The first one said it was their leader. Hehe, there is no way for the central leadership to ask for an inspection. A small inspection (presumably a captain or something) also crowded several people, which was quite hard. "Captain" is the captain after all, and he speaks politely. He told me that someone reported me driving Didi Express, and they came to verify the situation and hoped that I would cooperate. Haha, do you still need to verify it? "Whistleblowers disappeared, only they have the evidence they should have. And in order to keep the whistleblower secret, I am not qualified to read the so-called "whistleblower information". Hehe, I already know the general "story" in my heart.
1, someone is responsible for calling a car on the street, and the destination is the railway station; (If the guests don't fish and there are no service problems, who will "report")
2, someone is responsible for traffic jams (the purpose is to wait for the inspectors to arrive), and there is no traffic jam. Isn't it difficult to obtain evidence in case the driver drives away? Even if there is a dispute between drivers and traffic jams, it is only an ordinary dispute and does not affect their law enforcement;
3, someone is responsible for arriving in time, and the speed of arrival exceeds the speed of the police, and should be rewarded;
4. Check and collect evidence, and impose a subsequent fine.
I don't have any evidence to prove that they are fishing law enforcement, because they know very well that fishing law enforcement is an illegal act and can't just know the law. Therefore, we can only escape from fishing law enforcement in the form of a guest report to achieve the purpose of fine.
As a citizen, you should know how to accept the law. Didi Express has been established for more than two years. Beishangguang has been accepted by the general public, with mixed opinions, and it is still relatively popular on the whole, which has impacted the traditional rental industry and hurt the interests under some systems, which is certain. Whether Didi is legal or not is also controversial. If Didi was really illegal, the government would have banned it for two years. It has not been banned because it has grown in scale. There is no doubt that this is the general trend. I don't deny that Didi has such shortcomings, but consumers are well aware of its necessity.
I wouldn't be surprised if the inspection team "punished me according to law" in a few days. Perhaps, at the legal level, drivers like us should be punished for "breaking the law". What I don't understand is that their "means" of law enforcement are a bit old-fashioned, similar to the stories on the rivers and lakes. What is even more ridiculous is that as a law enforcer, it is impossible to produce a law enforcement certificate. How do people who are enforced respect them? When taking notes with them, the recorder also said that Didi was really good and often made Didi himself. Isn't this interesting? If they really want to crack down on illegal operations, it is very simple to ban the Didi platform. Can we drivers still be cannon fodder? For example, gambling is prohibited by law. Isn't it ridiculous that someone runs a casino and the police only catch gamblers who come out of the casino without banning them?
This is the story of today. My micro signal WWBG372 1. Welcome to contact.
(2) I don't know if there were any passengers shooting with mobile phones at that time.
I was protecting myself. I took a picture of the battery car in front of me with my mobile phone at the first time. At the time of shooting, "passer-by A" in traffic jam has been mixed in the crowd of onlookers, and "passer-by B" in the rear traffic jam is also "onlookers". At the same time, the mobile phone recording was opened, leaving a record of being "framed and slandered" in the future. At this time, I started to call 1 10, because I knew that calling 1 10 was the most effective way to protect myself in a short time in an unknown area. I called the police and said I had "touched porcelain"!
At this time, several "uniforms" came up, and one of them jumped on me. When he came up, he pulled at my car door. Because I locked it, he didn't open it. Then he tugged twice, but he would knock on my window. I shook it by a third. What happened? He said to let me open the car door and get off. I asked again why? He shouted: law enforcement inspection. I deliberately asked again: check what? Please show me your law enforcement certificate. He stared at me and said, why did you show me the law enforcement certificate? I'm wearing a uniform, and a uniform is a law enforcement certificate. Haha, is this the quality of law enforcement in Kunshan? Joke, it doesn't match Kunshan, an open city, and it also exposes the typical side between law enforcement and law enforcement in our society. I said, do you believe it or not, I sent your sentence to the media? He said: What are you afraid of? I said, why do you enforce the law? Why are you blocking my car in front and back? He said that he didn't know the person who was stuck in the traffic jam, and he didn't know who blocked it. He won't even show his law enforcement certificate. I think there are several possibilities: 1. In our society, law enforcers often represent strength, because the state machine is supporting them, which leads to many law enforcement violations and violent law enforcement; 2. Due to institutional problems, law enforcement forces can't keep up. Many supernumerary personnel act as front-line law enforcement officers. That person is probably "supernumerary". He doesn't have a law enforcement license at all and has no law enforcement power. At most, he holds a certificate to help enforce the law; 3. I have always been used to being "malicious" by law enforcement officers, and I have developed such a habit of "law enforcement"; 4. (Only personal suspicion) Law enforcers and "whistleblowers" have certain interests, and they want to deal with them quickly to avoid too many people and too many things (I rejected this article myself afterwards, and I don't think it is necessary for the transportation management to "fishing law enforcement").
Seeing that I don't "cooperate with law enforcement", maybe I just reminded him by insisting that he show his law enforcement certificate, and he began to relent. "Uniformity" means that the leader is coming. Please tell him. Ha ha, leader, although I am a poor man, at least my father has been interviewed by Chairman Mao and Premier Zhou many times. Growing up, my concept of leadership is both dignified and kind. I have met foreign envoys, but I have never seen a "leader" who is quite cruel. The words sound just fell and a transport vehicle came from below, which was very eye-catching and had the majesty of law enforcement. Leaders are leaders after all, and there are "guards" nearby. I know that at this time, my identity is an illegal "suspect". Glancing at the leader, a slightly bookish law enforcement officer came up to me and told me that someone had reported my illegal operation and asked me to cooperate with the law enforcement investigation. Hehe, maybe I am also a scholar, so I am very humble to that scholar, even though he didn't show his law enforcement certificate. I know that online media is so powerful in the Internet age. I don't want to hype a simple law enforcement into "exposure", so I asked him if I could go to the police station or your office to talk. He said yes. So, I agreed to let him get in my car and drive back to the transportation management office.
I learned that his surname was Dai along the way, so I called him. I hope my post won't bring him anything negative. I only said the actual situation, and I didn't mean it maliciously to people. At first, he didn't forget his work. He asked according to their working procedures, and recorded and videotaped me with a law enforcement instrument while driving. Seeing that I didn't have an expected answer to my "illegal" behavior, he said forget it and record it in the office. Ha ha. About ten minutes on the road, he talked to me (my mobile phone has been recording), and they couldn't help it. They were used as guns by taxi drivers. Some people will go out if they "report", which causes many people to resent law enforcement. In fact, Didi is really good, convenient and cheap. They usually make their own Didi. Moreover, Didi also bears a fine. This sentence may have touched me, and it is also an understanding that makes me willing to cooperate with his work in the future.
When he arrived at the office, he began to take notes, and I also confessed truthfully and cooperated with him in video forensics. After signing, impound the car. Let's talk about it the next day.
(The follow-up is more exciting)
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